The worst movie ever!

[zach9311 0]

Well its monday night and I want to rent a very bad movie just for laughs....any Ideas?

[mjig_dudy 11]

why not watch 'snakes on a plane' with a title that bad, just think how bad the actual film will be

[Barbarossa 51]

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[M-SIL 2]

I highly recommend Baby Geniuses and SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2, extremely terrible movies.

[The boy formerly known as Evil Muzz 27]

Try one of the King Kong sequels. I don't remember the name, but I remember a hilarious one where they go to King Kong's island and see him (a man in a monkey suit) fight a T-Rex (a man in a dinosaur suit), and the T-rex flying kicks him.

[Odainsaker 2,135]

I found the satire "Kung Pow! Enter the Fist" completely unwatchable. The visual equivalent of fingernails scratching on chalk boards, but perhaps I am reacting to the deliberately awful dubbing. Some people love this flick, but I couldn't tolerant even 15 seconds.

On the other hand, I somehow like "The Green Slime," a truly ridiculous late 1960's Japanese sci-fi movie that almost singly defines the cliched B-movie standard. Space stations hanging from strings, big-haired Italian fasion models, too-cute Japanese rubber-suit monsters, and psychedelic Austin Powers music...what more could you ask for! It was the Blaxploitation opening song that hooked me...truly one of the greatest and catchiest opening music themes in cinema! Oddly enough, this was likely the main plot inspiration for "Alien" and was definitely the favorite of "Mystery Science Theater 3000."

Speaking of "Alien", you might brave the really really bad Leslie Nielsen parody "Spaceship".  You won't forget the rubber-suit Alien's musical singing number.

Omigosh, how could I forget the 1970's classic "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!"  Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.

[beebs 129]

If you can find it, the Japanese version of Macbeth from the 50's. Meant to be serious... turns out hilarious. I've never seen 3 people shoot that many arrows..

[Fred_Ginger 1]

Originally posted by: Odainsaker

Omigosh, how could I forget the 1970's classic "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!"  Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.

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My favorite all time bad movie! 

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang with Dick Van Dyke - those songs .....

[Nerd_Guy 4]

The Wild Thornberries Movie.......

[ccecill 52]

The worst blockbusters ever

3. Spider-man 3 - This proves that you can have terrific action sequences and pretty good acting and still have a crap movie. Toooo much going on for me.

2. Batman Begins - Just too played out. I want to see what they can do in "The Dark Knight" with Joker though.

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Midichlorians, Jake Lloyd, and Jar-Jar. Need I say more?

Those were all movies that I SOOO wanted to see, but were SOOO dissapointing. Thank god for Netflix.

[IDS2 3,346]

Yes!!! The best thread ever!!!

-Soylent Green

-Congo

-Planet of the Apes

-Commando

-Tommy

-5000 Fingers of Dr. T.

-Mean Streets

-The Wiz

-Jaws

-Jaws 2

-Jaws 3

-Jaws 4

-Jaws 5?

(They made WAY too many sequels to Jaws)

Any more?

[granto93 4]

nacho libre.......JUST AWFUL.....failed attempt to be as popular as napoleon dynamite

[Frankie_Grove 33]

Originally posted by: ccecill

1. Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Midichlorians, Jake Lloyd, and Jar-Jar. Need I say more?

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Yes, that movie was major crap, but it was aimed at a much younger audience, and in my opinion, it was horrible.

[IDS2 3,346]

Originally posted by: granto93 nacho libre.......JUST AWFUL.....failed attempt to be as popular as napoleon dynamitequote>

 

Sometimes...when you're a man...you wear stretchy pants...when...you're alone...with nobody else around.

It was funny! Almost as good anway.

[___idiotbox 0]

Ghost Rider.
I saw it in the movie theaters with a friend and we were crying we were laughing to hard. Cheesiest, sappiest movie ever. But its a good movie to laugh at!

[DFire870 2]

Battlefield: Earth.

The concept of the movie sounded good (and heck, John Travolta was the main character), but it was terrible! When it came out on video, I went to a local Blockbuster and several endcaps that had the movie to buy were all filled.

[hym 358]

Right off the top of my head, I'd have to go with Mars Attacks. The aliens in that movie were stupid.

[Firebird 40]

Originally posted by: hym Right off the top of my head, I'd have to go with Mars Attacks. The aliens in that movie were stupid.quote>

Ahhh, were they relatives of yours?

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Cant think of any bad movies off the top of my head. I only watch good ones lol.

[granto93 4]

oh, another crappy movie was "The Philadelphia Experiment". even though it was from like the 60's (not really) the effects were terrible and in my opinion, the storyline blew out chunks

[MrCinatit 30]

Originally posted by: Fred_Ginger

Originally posted by: Odainsaker

Omigosh, how could I forget the 1970's classic "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes!"  Yes, it is as ridiculous as it sounds.

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My favorite all time bad movie! quote>

"My God! It's Adolph Hitler!"

A purposely goofy movie I have a personal fondness for.

A truly painful movie is a '60s flick called Manos: The Hands of Fate. Even with the Mystery Science Theater 3000 crew commenting on it, it is a remarkable painful movie.

Ed Wood movies are good for a laugh.

[Easy Bakes 253]

Originally posted by: hym Right off the top of my head, I'd have to go with Mars Attacks. The aliens in that movie were stupid.quote>

 

What?

Mars Attacks was genius. An over the top parody of 50s B Sci fie movies.

A truly bad movie is Dead Ringers

or  any of the sequls to American Pie.

[zach9311 0]

Just to add to my own topic, I saw Skyhigh with my little sister and it was "take a nap in your seat" kind of boring....

[hamsterTK 93]

Twister, in all its computer generated flying bovine glory

When I was a kid I wanted to be a storm chaser because of that movie

[BurroDiablo 222]

Originally posted by: ___idiotbox

Ghost Rider.

I saw it in the movie theaters with a friend and we were crying we were laughing to hard. Cheesiest, sappiest movie ever. But its a good movie to laugh at!

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Ugh, is that the one with Nicholas Cage? I hate that guy, he never acts, he's just the same, boring old chump in every movie.

Ever played 'Destroy all Humans!'... that came with an interesting full length movie from the 50's on it called "Teenagers from Outer Space"... I watched the whole thing and it was fantastic! The end sequence was the town being attcked by a giant Lobster! Much better than Episode 1

[Voar Tok 4]

Originally posted by: Odainsaker

On the other hand, I somehow like "The Green Slime," a truly ridiculous late 1960's Japanese sci-fi movie that almost singly defines the cliched B-movie standard. Space stations hanging from strings, big-haired Italian fasion models, too-cute Japanese rubber-suit monsters, and psychedelic Austin Powers music...what more could you ask for! It was the Blaxploitation opening song that hooked me...truly one of the greatest and catchiest opening music themes in cinema! Oddly enough, this was likely the main plot inspiration for "Alien" and was definitely the favorite of "Mystery Science Theater 3000."quote>

I remember that movie.  I used to want watch it, but then I forgot all about it.

EasyBakes: American Pie 2 wasn't anywhere near the quality of American Pie.  The original was hilarious, but there were only two funny parts in the second one.  One would be that part where Stifler went "fishing" and... I won't go into the other one.

[Zelgadis 638]

There are probably worse movies, but I do believe that there is nothing worse than movies that are built up to be blockbusters and turn out to be crap.

Examples:

Contact. Mr. Garrison of South Park summed it up pretty well. Also, lots and lots of over-simplified philosophy.

Batman Begins: Batman is a comic. But they tried to make it more "real."

Casino Royale: Okay, let's take a generic spy movie and stick somebody called "James Bond" in it. Now it's a James Bond movie! Noooo... It's a crap movie is what it is...

Titanic: Am I the only person on the planet who watched this only once? Anyway, seems that that Rose has a thing for domineering jerks. She basically spent the entire stupid movie either being all lovey-dovey or taking orders from one of her boyfriends.

The Matrix: Could've been a good move, but why, for the love of all things sacred, why Keanu Reeves!!! You get all these great actors for the supporting roles and get the biggest lugnut you can find for the lead? *sobs*

Spiderman 1, 2 and 3: For one reason only. I hate Tobey McGuire. He can't act and he looks like he's made of dried wax.

The Brothers Grimm: Um... Did that movie have a plot? 'Cause if it did, I couldn't find it...

Ah, that's enough.

ISF

[beebs 129]

But....

Originally posted by: zelgadis

Batman Begins: Batman is a comic. But they tried to make it more "real."

Casino Royale: Okay, let's take a generic spy movie and stick somebody called "James Bond" in it. Now it's a James Bond movie! Noooo... It's a crap movie is what it is...

The Matrix: Could've been a good move, but why, for the love of all things sacred, why Keanu Reeves!!! You get all these great actors for the supporting roles and get the biggest lugnut you can find for the lead? *sobs*

Spiderman 1, 2 and 3: For one reason only. I hate Tobey McGuire. He can't act and he looks like he's made of dried wax.

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Those were all quite good..

[hym 358]

Originally posted by: zelgadis There are probably worse movies, but I do believe that there is nothing worse than movies that are built up to be blockbusters and turn out to be crap.

Examples:

The Matrix: Could've been a good move, but why, for the love of all things sacred, why Keanu Reeves!!! You get all these great actors for the supporting roles and get the biggest lugnut you can find for the lead? *sobs*quote>

I think I'm going to go with the opinion of Will Smith, who was originally cast for the role, "Keanu Reeves was the perfect person for the role."  The Wachowski brothers originally wanted Will Smith to do it, but in his words, "I would have totally blown that role.  I don't say this often, but I would have totally ruined it."

[Zelgadis 638]

Nah, Beebs. They all stank.

Especially Casino Royale. I've been disappointed by movies before. Happens often. But by the time that movie was over, I was furious for having been promised a James Bond movie and being given that... thing.

ISF