The Worst City Journal EVER

[thatmonkeysim 8]

this is so evil yet so funny!

i have to see more i have to see more!!

[helomoto 28]

Please! dont show a region pic...it will just be a small square...!  However, this is the first cj i have ever seen that shows the water thingy.

[ephorex_77 0]

Whoa!! Two pages already!!

Shows how everybody's looking for something different and...original.

 

Keep it up!! 

[Kaze Progressa 1]

It's impossible not to laugh at this CJ. Can't wait for things to get even worse for the poor Sims.

[EnigmaticUK 1]

All you need now is an impossibly steep hill with buildings that terrace really badly built up the side of it.

[ExiL3 10]

Man, looks BAD! hehe can't wait until the traffic gets worse!
GREAT CJ!

[MallowTheCloud 41]

OMG!!!!!!!! This is the BEST....

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I mean WORST CJ out there!


And, what's with those graphs? For education, health, environment, safety, and land value... of course those are all extremely bad...


But your traffic is perfect. Wow! How stupid can your sims be.


Then again, they really are stupid, so I guess they probably think a 6 hour commute to travel less than a mile (were it a straight line) is normal.


Keep up the awful work!

[minidoxigirli 6]

well, the problem is that they're all commuting to the area 51 and its dairy queen, and things like the coal plants.  But I rezoned it as high density, and so it's beginning to overflow.  i'm discovering that i have to tweak this as it goes along.  it's alot harder to make the worst city ever than i thought!

[gmac_oboe 0]

You certainly have a brilliantly evil sense of humour!  Keep up the terrible work!

I think it woudl be awesome to see a traffic map...and possible some traffic shots

[UnkleS27 24]

Amazing! It looks kind of like the first city I tried building!

[the_crispbread_witch 0]

This is just great!

The story is really good too, love the area 51....
This can only get worse!

Keep it up!!

[Timbuk2 0]

this is the WORST CJ ever!!...LOL it is terrible!!!

 

tried destroying a nuclear power plant in downtown??? (WUAHAHA!)

[mynameismyname 0]

this in't for sure thw worst CJ ever!1 even nice job ! [:0]

[mtbrocket 2]

Is this the worst city or the worst journal? I notice it has more comments than updates. That goes a long way to making it the worst journal. As for worst city, it is pretty close.
I think that the attempt at this concept actually works against it being the worst. This concept of worst city journal is very funny. It is definitely not the worst city nor the worst journal that I have seen. I would like to see more.
-Dan

[frogface 354]

quite ironic that the worst city looks better than the best city

[Kaze Progressa 1]

Can't wait for more dystopian antics - this has all the makings of a classic. Consumer Fraud Way is something out of the mind of a cynical genius.

[kaboomcy 0]

omg this is hilarious..

I suggest a 2 updates per day CJ

[Alakazam 3]

RAH! LOL! Uber-funny!
Keep it up at all cost!

[minidoxigirli 6]

Sorry guys, I have an update ready on my computer, but my parents decided that a 66% in anat & phys was more important  So, they took my laptop away.  School's out in three weeks, I'll get it back then.  So, until then, this CJ is on hiatus.  Don't worry, it will arise!

[DuskTrooper 316]

Lol..IMHO, this one is actually better than the other one that claims to be the best!

[UrbanSprawl 5]

Ahh. The Worst city in Sim Nation. lol.

[thatmonkeysim 8]

Date: 5/5/2005 8:27:07 PM
Author: minidoxigirli
Sorry guys, I have an update ready on my computer, but my parents decided that a 66% in anat & phys was more important So, they took my laptop away. School's out in three weeks, I'll get it back then. So, until then, this CJ is on hiatus. Don't worry, it will arise!

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


why!?!? [tears up]

[dsi1 0]

OMG how did you get so much money

[Simworld 056132 1]

Whooot my best city j not as worse as your CJ...

 

Great, keep up the bad work!

[riffsyphon1024 4]

This is utter crap, but its good crap, and funny at that.

When looking for the top-secret Area 51, if you pass the DQ, you've gone too far

 

LMAO!!!!

 

Here's to hoping you get out of this mess with the parents and make more crap.

 

Suggestion: Isolate half of your population, by destroying a road, and make one that takes the long way around to get to their destination, which will force everyone to go through more residential, commercial, and industrial, before they get to work. Then you will have a true traffic mess.

[ephorex_77 0]

Date: 5/6/2005 4:25:03 AM Author: riffsyphon1024

This is utter crap, but its good crap, and funny at that.

'When looking for the top-secret Area 51, if you pass the DQ, you've gone too far'

LMAO!!!!

Here's to hoping you get out of this mess with the parents and make more crap.

Suggestion: Isolate half of your population, by destroying a road, and make one that takes the long way around to get to their destination, which will force everyone to go through more residential, commercial, and industrial, before they get to work. Then you will have a true traffic mess.

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That idea sounds good . Landfills on both sides of the road would also be nice.

[kaboomcy 0]

damn and i was waiting for this so badly

[sloppet 3]

the worst CJ ever - I agree... joke! it is not so bad but i've seen better

[gurrgkud 2]

haha this is amazing

[Kaze Progressa 1]

I'd create a dystopian CJ in the absence of this one (and what's so significant about 66%?) but for the fact that The Community Peninsula is about ready to go... besides, I couldn't top THIS.