Schulmania

[csgcseri 0]

Yep, new lands, new sales. Maybe selling some empty land too?

Nice commercials! Gone shopping...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Shingure: I see no double post.

*The forcefield around the towel drops, and another towel is beamed into the store, and is hung from the ceiling*

*A sign that says "Free ZPMs!" is beamed down next to the front entrance to the store.*

 Lauren Ahrns: Lets see what that does...

[Shingure 56]

* Juliana is about 5'11 anyway . Since she is wearing heels she simplye reaches up and grabs the towel. She ignores the signs. * Mines!!!

*Meanwhile across the store Irene is bust buying towel after towel after towel. So far her purchases have added up to over 520.00 dollars in US currency which might explain why she is constantly running back and forth to the counter to buy more towels. * Must ... keep purchasing... for a cause....

*Juliana is now in another department buying red kites at a monotonus rate . So far she has accumulated over 200 American dollars in sales *

[Schulmanator 5,813]

DOH! No one has won the contest yet... tis not Leech or Lauren...

someone is "whipping up retail excitement"... my prize awaits the correct response!

Bonne chance!

[John94538 0]

*returns to Schulmania after a few days of exile*

What have we here, a contest.... maybe the cat's nine lives are figuratively whipping up retail excitement?

You see, the answer can be found out by simply using the Equation of John Niner, which reads:

Isn't it odd that when the answer of "nine" for cat's tails or lives is plugged into the equation, the answer exactly equals the number of pages that Schulmania will have by the end of January?

[fledder200 5]

is it June and April??

@dan......lol who doesn't?

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[Schulmanator 5,813]

Nope... not either guess... but John is getting closer. There's a cool prize in it for the winner!

[pepsi71ocean 2]

though i would drop a line and say that you have some really nice shots in this cj

[tobin834 0]

Love the Advertisements for the businesses in the city. Always a nice touch. Great city journal, I continue to read on

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Guesses for the retail excitement causer:

Vala Mal Doran?

Daniel Jackson?

Mr. Pineapple?

Spongebob?

Mr. Krabbs?

Pikachu?

Harry Potter?

The inventor of the hyperdrive?

The inventor of beaming tech?

The inventor of forcefield tech?

Albert Einstein?

Nikki Meiring?

Fred Weasley?

George Weasley?

Schulmanator?

Juliana?

Irene?

Logan?

Adria?

Baby Monkey?

The volcano?

Meredith McKay?

 Lauren Ahrns: No one wants a free ZPM?

*Beams up the sign saying "free ZPMs!" and replaces it with a sign saying "free sand!"*

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

"Excuse me sir, but the blue towel you sold me is dead."

"That blue towel isn't dead, it's resting."

"It's not resting, it's dead...kicked the bucket...it has ceased to be...it is an ex-blue towel."

"Naw, it's pining for the fjords."

"Pining for the fjords?  Pining for the fjords? If you hadn't nailed it to the shelf it would be pushing up the daisies!"

(My apologies for the imprecise paraphrasing.)

[Smarty218 2]

Eh.... cherry pie?

[Hester 700]

That black cat jumping through the 9 (lives)?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Man, I'm gone for a day and become totally lost. Retail excitement? I'm still stuck on showtunes...

[Smarty218 2]

By the way, almost nearing 7000 posts there Shulman... Is there going to be a party for that too?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

 Lauren Ahrns: No one seems to have gone for the other towel... The forcefield is now deactivated, it is safe to go for it.

*Several items in the back of the store vanish in a flash of light*

30000 views approaches as well.

[patriots_1228 51]

does this new title mean schulmania brand name items are becoming a reality?

[SimRabbit 48]

nice ad, im getting some beach towels hehehe

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Still no winners! It does have to do with the cat but not literally. My trinket awaits the correct person!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The cat energizes people to go shopping? (Battery related?)

[Explodingsims 3]

Ninetales? Is that the answer....Just a blind guess

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Well done my dear old thing.

[Hester 700]

Is it the SW who is trying to up sales?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Could it possibly be Joetropian1? He seemed to have a thing with the cats...

[jacqulina 162]

nice towels lol i will have 3 thankyou bruce

[gabry85 2]

Wow, we did it! 30,000! And now let's toss these blue towels in the air! Woohoo!

[Shingure 56]

Juliana: Tritch let go my towels !

Woman from Wirt : No you let go!

Irene: Both of you are fighting over two towels.

Both Wirt Woman and Juliana: Oh...

* They each get a towel *

Irene: I still need to buy more kites and blue towels!

Juliana: Uh , I love to shop but I know when it becomes a disease *Checks bank records through cell phone* We are 19,000 dollars in debt!! * Screams as she falls in the Aisle and twitches*

Irene: Whatever. . .

* Irene continues to purchase , The clerk at the store then gets upset and places a sign " go to the next register" At which she does and conintues her buying spree on blue towels and red kites. *

[Shanna 1]

Hi my friend! Sorry i've missed some update but this has been one busy week! Your cj is really wonderful as always! Take care

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

 Lauren Ahrns: It seems the shoppers like to fight for the towels...

*She takes most of the towels and puts them in storage in her ship, which soon vanishes*

[Explodingsims 3]

Wootage in Extremus! I hath made the 30,000 post! And I wasn't even trying! Sweet! 

So was my answer correct?

EDIT: Oops, I guess that would be 30,000 Views....CRAP!!