Schulmania

[PhilsCafe 8]

Looks like an exquisite selection there, Schulmanator. The descriptions are hilarious... too bad I had too much chocolate recently so that I don't really feel like ordering some more lol.

[jacqulina 162]

oh my i will have to get my order sorted out

[Smarty218 2]

[Jillybean86 38]

lol this is funny. One of each for me, please

[granto93 4]

arrgh, i cant resist i love my chocolate!

[gabry85 2]

Mmmm, Schulmanian chocolate...

Do Schulminions accept render-- ah... US currency?

[Norfrit 0]

I'll pass

[Schulmanator 5,813]

DING!

Your order has been delivered!

Order for: Hester

Delivery: Georgetown, Devonshire

Your Order Handled by:

Midnight, Customer Service Manager

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Midnight

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Order for: John94538

Delivery: John94538ville

Your Order Handled by:

Fluffy, Assistant Manager

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Fluffy

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[bbfan02 23]

Great work you too! You will get a raise! Erm.........you know..................soon.

[Schulmanator 5,813]

DING!

Your order has been delivered!

Order for: Smarty

Delivery: Aluva

Your Order Handled by:

Patches, Customer Service Representative

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Patches

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Order for: Granto93

Delivery: Terra Nonia

Your Order Handled by:

Smokey, Assistant Manager

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Smokey

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Order for: Mayor Gabry

Delivery: Risa Beach, Atkinos

Your Order Handled by:

Boots, Employee of the Month

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Boots

[Smarty218 2]

Yum Yum! Thanks Patches!

[Schulmanator 5,813]

[dfnva 34]

I'm going to hope and pray that the education data is not driven by standardized tests, but rather good teaching methods that allow students to learn. Or maybe it's because Schulmania makes a better attempt at funding education than (cough, cough) the United States?

Those are interesting graphs and data, though.

Dan

[Hester 700]

As I am very detail oriented, I love this!

[gabry85 2]

Wow, Schulmanicus' education is pretty enviable! Real numbers and theory of relativity for 3 year-old children, I suppose. At Atkinos, we teach Basic Meowese (grammar), Hissian (slang and self-defense) and Purrlish (etiquette); heck, they got to speak before doing their math!

Atkinos' healthcare is obviously the best after my "So-Yummy-You-Cannot-Decline Chocolate Diet" campaign - Brought to you by The Admiral. Of course nobody declined. *eats more chocolate* Mmm, delicious...

And Atkinos is the most populated region in Schulmania! They can't resist my charm, heeeeeeeeyyy! 

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Do you need a percentage calculator with divide by zero tech?

Hmmmm... Babalonia seems to be refusing to grow...

[Smarty218 2]

Great work, although I notice life expectancy has gone down....

[Zelgadis 638]

Interesting. So the citizens in Schulmanicus suddenly got stupid and then smart again about 60 years ago, it seems.

ISF

[nihonkaranws 88]

Yay! I want chocolate! Here's my order form:

[Russ93Plyr 1]

OH, whoops! Sorry, I missed a few posts.

Wow, this is quite the extensive CJ! I really think it's amazing how you work everything out.

Oh, and I would care for some chocolates too, but I can't copy the order form, so i'll just tell you here:

Screen Name: Russ93Plyr

Your CJ: Peninsule des Bois

1 Simtropolis Community Special

3 Love Behind Bars

2 Royal Anchors

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

I've always wondered how the graphs for some of these other cjs look. I love to see actual functional stuff! I wish I had something snarky and witty to add, but I'll just close with saying The Supreme Wirdle seems to be running a fairly tight ship (especially impressive given how many cats hate water).

Ooo, zing, I worked one in there! Yes!

[GreekMan 246]

great pop update!!!!!

Really love all of this data!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: NMUSpidey  but I'll just close with saying The Supreme Wirdle seems to be running a fairly tight ship (especially impressive given how many cats hate water).

Ooo, zing, I worked one in there! Yes!quote>

Don't want a loose ship, they let too much water in!

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Smarty218 Patches is glad you like the delivery. She will get a raise for that.

Dfnva Thanks. Glad you like the latest census. And, welcome to Schulmania. BTW, education is very well funded in Schulmania. Even on the frontier, the EQ is several deviations above the mean.

Hester Great! Details 'r us.

gabry85 Education and healthcare are quite stellar for a pre-industrial society. Devonshire lags a bit behind because it is more recently developed and has lots of settlers on its frontiers who do not have as much cultural access as the folks in the more established areas.

Leech10 True, Babalonia is more or less frozen at 163. That's the number of full time clergy who live in the religious complex. That is the only permanent population. Everyone else stays for a limited time and is counted with their hometown.

Smarty218 True, there are bumps in the life expectancy data, but not bad for pre-industrial times. Devonshire is lower because it has more remote areas. And, there is the occasional downturn in Schulmanicus education and health due to absorption of feral cat colonies into the population.

Zelgadis The blip in the data was caused by an influx of feral cats from the frontiers, coming to live the Fancy Feast lifestyle. As they became acclimated, scores once again shot up. But, even at their lowest, they are far better than average, a tribute to the fine teachers in Schulmanicus schools.

Russ93Plyr Glad to see you back! And, your order will be coming up soon.

NMUSpidey And, trust me, she DOES hate water! As my brother put it after one failed attempt at a bath led to the virtual destruction of a bathroom "how can one five pound cat have the strength of ten Klingon warriors?!" Qapla'!!

GreekMan Thanks! I would have done more. But, the transportation graphs show vehicle traffic, which of course doesn't exist. But, is needed for residential to grow. Hence the paintovers.

Leech10 The Supreme Wirdle is not big on boat travel. When she heads off of Schulmanicus, it is a big deal!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Maybe you should get a stunner and a personal shield when you need to wash a cat... or just don't try to wash the cat.

[ky72x 13]

Nice census update, the graphs were great. Although one of them seems to have been affected by some new students. The population counts for the various cities all around Schulmania were a good read.

Oh, here's my order form for Busscastle Chocolates!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

You could always try the Jedi mind trick. "You want to take a bath. You love the water."

On second thought, cats aren't weak-minded fools and thus that probably won't work... Ten Klingon warriors, jeez...

[Schulmanator 5,813]

DING!

Your order has been delivered!

Order for: Nihonkaranws

Delivery: Nawako

Official Import Paperwork:

Your Order Handled by:

Smokey, Assistant Manager

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Smokey

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Order for: Kyle 7 Twoex

Delivery: Auburn Valley

Your Order Handled by:

Midnight, Customer Service Manager

Your Order:

Enjoy!

-- Midnight

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Hehe, I just re-read the order form: "Shipping by ScratchingPost." Awesome.

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Yes, ScratchingPost has an exclusive marketing deal with Admiral Hestorb's National Calorie Bank. I have a feeling a case or two of Fancy Feast was exchanged to make that deal go through.