Schulmania

[sebbyb07 2]

wow, i want my coastline to look like yours, if it does i will judge it a success. You are really talented at placing BATs and terraforming.

One question, where are the buildings on the right of this pic from, the red and brown ones in the back row of houses?

[dralin321 0]

Whoa! Quick development, Risa Beach now has some competition!

[Schulmanator 5,813]

A few advertisements for New Atkinos businesses... hope you like 'em.

Well, even if you don't, they'll be in the next newspaper!

[KingTitan 6]

HAHA... I hate those beach towels... Can i get an angry extra 15% off?

BTW....Is that you dressed as a Pineapple...?

SINGS>> 

"OHHHHHHHHHHHHH, Lives in a pineapple under the sea ???????"

SPONGE SHULMAN SQUARE PANTS!!!!!!!

[gabry85 2]

Lol, looks like there's the blue towels business monopoly out there in New Atkinos! Don't ask me why, but it turns out that every SC4 fan already have one of them in each of their cities.

[panthersimcity4 162]

Whoa, that's one crazy human pineapple

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Daniel: Where's the red kite sale?

 Vala: Can we go to the beach?

Daniel: We?

 Vala: Yes, you're coming too, silly!

[fledder200 5]

June: LIKE O MY GOSH! the towels are on sale!!

April: realy? o my god!! lets get them!!!

**running**

June: let go!!

April: yeh don't let me smack you with my wooden pumps you trol!!

New Atkinos native woman: huhanag huhababa klikklik!!

June: say what????

April: o no....you didn't!!

New Atkinos  native woman: tssssie ploesplas homky!

June: whaaat??

April: oke thats it!

**pok**

June: you beter arn't alive now!

April: yeah that will teach her!

June: never ever come between me and my sales!

April: yeah....

[Edited - Please do not try to bypass the forum censor.]

[Hester 700]

OH OH! NIRVANA! April and June! It's been such a long time! LOVE this!!! I should have known a sale would have them running!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*All the blue beach towels in the store dissapear in a flash of light*

*There is another flash of light and a pile of gold, equal in value to all the towels, appears in the employee section of the store, along with a note.*

Note: I have bought all of the towels, here is the payment. - Lauren Ahrns

 Lauren Ahrns: I didn't feel like dealing with the people fighting over the stuff on sale...

 Lauren Ahrns: Wait, I want to watch what happens if I do this.

*beams down one beach towel in a highly visible area of the store*

[Explodingsims 3]

Blue towels....Eh, I already have several of them..

[Smarty218 2]

Mr Pineapple is a bit scary... but blue beach towels sound great! Go monochromatic beach apparel!

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

I was just working on some ads for my own cj, you beat me to the punch. Fun stuff!

[bbfan02 23]

Great job there! Really weird but amusing pictures!

-bbfan02-

[fledder200 5]

June: O MY AMY WINEHOUSE! where are the towels ??

April: like o my god...gone...all gone!!

June: NNNOOOOooooooo!

*faints*

April:...ermmm June?...June??

...

April:...wow i can't comment...weird!

...

April: June there!! there!! there is one!!!

June: well then get it !! i'm having a diva moment here!!

April: yeah right, even Britney is more diva like than you.

June: i'm gonna ignore that...if you JUST RUN!!

**runs**

April: yeaah i got one...i'm outy

**leaves**

...

June: what the ...come back here you !! you cheap paris hilton lookalike!!

[Edited]

[Schulmanator 5,813]

lol!

Anyone notice who's "whipping up retail excitement" besides A&J? A trinket for who catches it first.

[Zelgadis 638]

It took me a year of playing that game to figure out that those were beach towels. I originally thought they were a graphical glitch.

ISF

[Shingure 56]

Juliana: Ya know something seems odd about those sales.

Irene : What?

Juliana: The Kites are red and they are in the sky and opposite of that is the Blue towels on the ground. It's like antonymns.

Irene: ... You must have done too much English homework

Juliana: ...

Irene: No logic involved you just buy buy buy!

Juliana: Okay... If you say so.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Schulmanator lol!

Anyone notice who's "whipping up retail excitement" besides A&J? A trinket for who catches it first.quote>

Might that be Lauren Ahrns?

*Another towel is beamed down, and is placed behind an invisible forcefield*

[Shingure 56]

Juliana : It's mine! * Does a battlecry and bombards the towel head on. But then falls onher behind after running into the forcefield. *

Irene: * Sighs and pays for the towel behind the forcefield* I bought it now back off.

[ilikehotdogsalot 311]

Originally posted by: gabry85 Mmmm, hot dogs! Are you Dan's brother or his clone, lol? quote>

He stole my identity.

@Fledder: Haha!

[Edited]

[panthersimcity4 162]

Wait... Why does that cat have a thunderbolt tail? PIKACHU!! 

[Edited]

[Shingure 56]

I think you mean PIKAMEW

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Mr Schulmanator posts a perfectally sensible update albeit with a little over repiticious representation of the aforementioned linen items and items of childhood entertainment and the above aforeposted foolery erupts forthwith.

I mean .... honestly. 

Translation:  Some of the above posts have been edited because they tried to get around the forum censor.  Please don't do that again.

[Shingure 56]

@.@ *Is confused with abcvs's words. * I know but the tense of speech was just ...Odd...

( Sorry for doubly posting )

[GreekMan 246]

GreekMan is secretly planning to rob the beach towel store.....

OHHHHH NOOOO! I was only joking.... don't ARREST ME!!!!!!!!

[bakercity 270]

I am laughing at all the comotion going on atthe beach towl sale. Here is $50.00 for some beach towls. Keep the change. JKB

[PhatHead 248]

Fickel Buyer: I can't make up my mind on how many towels?

Supreme Sales Person: Well how many people are in your family?

Fickel Buyer: At last talley 9.

Supreme Sales Person: How about say 6 to 9?

Fickel Buyer: I think I get 3 then.

Supreme Sales Person: Well that's not bad we have a sale going on right now 5 for the price of 2.

Fickel Buyer: That's nice. I guess I'll buy 5 then or maybe 6.

Sumpreme Sales Person: What can I do to make this sale?

Fickel Buyer: I just remebered I have to go get lunch. I might come back later. Thanks any way.

[anarchy0029 2]

Nice advertisement. But that is one strange-looking character in the fruit bowl.

[Hester 700]

Originally posted by: Schulmanator lol!

Anyone notice who's "whipping up retail excitement" besides A&J? A trinket for who catches it first.quote>

Leech?