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We are getting better! Our citizens enjoyed one of our most efficient and time saving changes to our highway. While Timboh’s 3 tier Roundabout interchange was good with normal traffic the surges from the daily rush were causing impossible traffic jams. Our interchange of choice — Timboh’s Turbine — opened at the peak of morning rush hour and handled traffic with ease. Please listen to these words of advise from our Highway Patrol Chief: Junior Brown, “I got a star on my car and one on my chest, A gun on my hip and the right to arrest I'm the guy who's the boss on this highway So watch out what you're doin' when you're drivin' my way If you break the law, you'll hear from me, I know I'm a-workin' for the state I'm The Highway Patrol. Well, you'll know me when you see me, 'cause my door's painted white My siren a-screamin' and my flashin' red lights I work all day and I work all night Yes a-keepin' law and order, tryin' to do what's right If I write you out a ticket, then you'd better drive slow I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol. I'm the Highway Patrol, the Highway Patrol, my hours are long, and my pay is low. But I'll do my best to keep you driving slow, I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol. If your driving to fast, like you shouldn't do, you can bet your boots, I'm coming after you. If you wanna race, then get on a race track, cause if you try and run away, I'm gonna bring ya back, I'm here to keep all the speeders driving slow, I'm just a-doin' my job, I'm The Highway Patrol” Thank you Chief Brown. During the transition to our new Timboh’s Turbine Interchange we suffered losses to our bus maintenance department that maintains our older GM buses. Our condolences are with those families. This brings the future of maintaining the older GM fleet into question since the modern technical schools are focused on the latest marvels of scientific enhancements and not legacy equipment. Sadly our older fleet of GM buses will be slowly diminished and replaced. Transitional training will be provided for those individuals who are displaced by the demise of the older fleet and this training is also extended to those who desire a career in the maintenance field. We are aware that some very highly educated people find “tinkering” so rewarding they have switched career paths into overalls, mechanics tools and a Sunex Creeper. Mayor (Acting) Haylo Stachoo
