Tourist Attraction DLC Preview on SimCity Brasil Facebook

Oh goodie, EA has already begun their endless army of DLCs!

I weep for the future of SimCity.

craptastic ea, craptastic...how much are you going to charge for this junk? fix the multitude of problems with this broken game before you even think about releasing dlc which will probably come with more bugs 

 

Someone found this in the game files. I wonder if this will be in their future DLC.

This DLC makes me crazy for more trash... please I'm so hungry for more shiny stuff... please EA please sell me more trash I'm willing to pull out my credit card and exchange my hard earned cash for trash.

 

On second thoughts no I'm happy playing Tropico 4 at the moment. EA/maxis look at the tourist attractions in Tropico then look at this 'tourist attraction DLC' your trying to push and think for a second... This seriously does look like a joke in comparison.

You know things always can be worse....  it´s ONLY the first DLC XD

Oh my god. Breaking news. These are offered to people ONLY in the USA who buy a specially marked ORAL B or CREST product.

 

I cant even say anymore right now.

It's in the update about the toothpaste.

 

So Oral B/Crest paid them who knows how much to make the DLC, and then you have to buy the toothpaste or dental floss or whatever to get it.

 

I don't know if I like where this is going, because I'm not sure where this is going.  If we see a huge string of DLC tied to us buying things in a store...well on the one hand, it's not like we are paying money just for virtual items, but I could also see this affecting the direction of the game.

 

I'm also concerned that if it's successful, we won't see much in the way of modding allowed.

If it's only available in the U.S., why was it on a Brazilian site? Doubtless, it'll probably be sitting there on your hard drive as bloat in the game install. To see it in anyone else's neighboring cities you'll need to have it downloaded, too, whether or not you ever redeem the code to use it yourself.

If it's only available in the U.S., why was it on a Brazilian site? Doubtless, it'll probably be sitting there on your hard drive as bloat in the game install. To see it in anyone else's neighboring cities you'll need to have it downloaded, too, whether or not you ever redeem the code to use it yourself.

why would anyone?

If it's only available in the U.S., why was it on a Brazilian site?

 

If it's only available in the U.S., why was it on a Brazilian site? Doubtless, it'll probably be sitting there on your hard drive as bloat in the game install. To see it in anyone else's neighboring cities you'll need to have it downloaded, too, whether or not you ever redeem the code to use it yourself.

why would anyone?

 

 

Because...People in Brazil will go to the USA just to buy toothpaste. It's the USA's secret plan to get more tourists. 

It's US only, you need to buy toothpaste to get it, and it's just 'tard stuff. What with EA and the Bible Belt we should just kick the USA out of the United Nations and ban all trade to and from the country, let's see how long it lasts then. There's a pretty good reason Gibeau's one of the N.E.O.N. Co-founders...

I think this is the day the SimCity franchise finally dies. R.I.P. SC :/

Fila da Puta EA!!!!!!!!!!!!

I lack the words to describe this rubbish adaquately lol... last comment on here I didn't realise about the toothpaste thing. On princible it makes me want to take the game off my system if its just going to be used as an advertising platform.

You must be an American and buy an Oral B toothpaste...LOL

 

Come on, you must know that a lot of toddlers from around the world will love this! And don't forget that adding more DLCs like this can help you keep your Golden Poo Award! Remember, competitors are on their way to make their own secret weapons to ensure that you lose the award by now!

 

Prepare yourself, EA! Use DLC as good as possible because it is some of the best weapons that you have.

I guess the free space on the billboards is reserved for the company/product logo, then?

at least EA doesn't claim this content as "real" DLC (like rush hour and such)

NEWS FLASH EXCLUSIVE FROM AUSTRALIA EA:

 

"NEW DLC"

 

Tourist trap from SC4 is going to be added!*

 

Ride the "NEW" 2002 model of the Porsche!*

 

A bug-ridden add-on called "CUTE BUNNIEZ"!*

 

Simplfy your SIMCITYTOWN EXPERIENCE WITH THE ADDITON OF THA GIGANT TOOTHPASTE REPLICA!**

 

HIGHTEN YO SIMTOWN LOVE (frustration) with the inclusion of Jetta and 1967 bettles! They spawn with a rate of 1 per nano-tile!*

 

THIS AND MORE, COMING ON OUR NEXT DLC PAX

and you, are ready? Have your credit card ready and... S&H not included...***

 

*bugs include: texture clipping, mesh deformities, and the lack of in-game GUI, would be fixed in SP5 update...

 

** What toothpaste DLC?

 

***yup you are