The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ wbelac: Welcome. Lurk all you like. If you order some food and drink from the autosystem, once in a while, we'll know you are still about. Just sort of think out loud and the system will prepare and present anything you can think of.

@hym: You have no idea how tempted I was to post that on some of the sites I attend, but I refrained.

@ Compromise: Double container of chocolate milk shake appears with a chilled one litre glass. Enjoy. Interviewing was always tough, especially if you don't have a resume.

@zmveliger: OK. Be aware that I put a copy of my avatar (one frame) in all my BATs that I publish. Not very many because I disagree with the scaling needed. Making something stretched to fit the sprites in the game is a nuisance.

@MsD: The autobar serves a boilermaker. [A shot of Bushmills and a Harp Ale. Remember that the system reads your mind. If you are underage, you will find the alcohol missing.

[zmveliger 16]

@N_O_Body: When is the next BAT release on the STEX? I suggest a large moose sign to put in front of the bar. I can send you a larger version of the sign if you're interested.

 

Everybody, especially the manager: who's the doorman?

 

Well, I'm going to restroom...

[zmveliger 16]

WOW! It's the first time I'm turning the page... Sorry for the double post but...

Welcome to page 53

 

Bienvenue

[MsD 0]

It may be to early in the morning for this but, what's for breakfast?

@N_O_Body :  What ever you serve me send a chocolate moose with it.  OOps! I mean chocolate milk.'); height=15 alt=Insert smilie src=https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/18.gif width=15 border=0>

[hym 358]

Date: 10/5/2005 3:57:15 PM Author: zmveliger

As a tribute to hym story...

Be careful, a hunter might shoot in your neighborhood...

zmveliger, I don't think any hunters would shoot a 7-foot alien living in a city.

 

BTW, I went fishing this summer and caught two Big One That Got Away stories.  Actually, I don't know that they were big fish; I got two bites but I was never able to reel them in.

[zmveliger 16]

Hi everybody! I've been promotted officially in the Simtropolis Help Squad. I have to keep fatherly eye on the newbies. They are so helpless...

@hym: you understood that getting a big story is more important than catching a big fish. And yes, I have another sign for you.

https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/files//fish.gif align=baseline>

We don't have a danger road side (yellow diamond) for fish or alien. They are not irritating drivers enough to earn that reward.

 

Bye.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@zmveliger: BAT release? You mean am I going to update the Moose Factory lot? Probably not for a while because it needs fixing for the sprite height, which I forgot to fix, and the textures need adjustment. However, I already have a moosehead texture taken from my avatar which is all over the model. There is one in a frame on the door and if you look through the windows, you'll see the rug is tessellated with the same texture. I am busy learning to use Adobe Illustrator with a view to making a better texture, but this is something I am doing in the background. I am retired, but I seem to have many fish to fry. Doorman? We don't have one. We depend on the list moderators to keep the riff-raff in line. By the way, you didn't need to double post. You can edit your own posts. I see you got hired by compromise for the Simtropolis Help Squad. Be gentle. Many of them only know how to turn a computer on.

@ MsD: Autosystem default breakfast with chocolate milk: Two eggs over easy, 3 strips crisp bacon, home fries, brown toast with orange marmelade, coffee, and a glass of chocolate llama milk. Enjoy our all-day breakfast.

@ hym: Please do not include images in a quote except as a reference (link). Alien? Got a picture?

[hym 358]

OK, I'll drop the pictures.

N_O_Body: My picture is the guy in the avatar.  That's me (I was referring to myself in the previous mention of the alien in the city).  I'm the unofficial ST alien liason (between you and me, I'm trying to hint something to the admins).  Actually, I'm not trying to imply anything but if I got a custom member label, that is what I would kinda like it to be.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^ Somehow, I think you'll need more posts and more activity. What other lists do you work in?

[hym 358]

Right now I just kind of float around on ST, posting where I see a need.  Going to see about becoming part of the ST Help Squad, though.

[MsD 0]

@zmveliger:  Don't yell to loud about us newbee's I'll spill my chocolate milk.'); height=15 alt=Insert smilie src=https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/18.gif width=15 border=0>

- Bar stool falls over as he reaches for a tall straw -

[gggg 9]

Date: 10/6/2005 8:02:41 PM Author: hym Right now I just kind of float around on ST, posting where I see a need.  Going to see about becoming part of the ST Help Squad, though.

some how I think you gona have to be more active, not to get a costum label but just to gett read of that dump Local Yokel thing ....

I also spotted Compromise here... and you know... asking for a label in front of mods fase wont gett you anywhere...

but if you do join the SHS and gonna be one of the more active mambers around here, you'l probebly gett the 'Contributer' ......

anyway.... good luck with your label hunt....

 

 

hmmm..... Im not hungry or anything.......

you now what??

I'l take some cola with rocks......

thanx john......

[zmveliger 16]

Hi everybody and N_O_Body, I'm back for a few minutes.

@N_O_Body: I never though of changing the look of the Bar's BAT released. By reading the comments on the STEX, I knew trying to convince you to do so would have been a waste of time. No, the idea is to create another lot, completely independent, one we can put near the bar (or somewhere else). It could be a 1x1 park or LM with a big moose sign on it so it can act like a billboard for the bar. For the moose frame in the BAT, it's not very obvious. I'll try to keep my promise in a more obvious way. O.K.?

 

@MsD: well, the definition of newbie is quite fluid. From a certain perspective, I'm still one of them! BTW, chocolate milk is a good choice for starters but when you'll be as old than I am (!), stout might be your choice.

 

@hym: to help you on your label quest, I have... obviously a sign for you. No! I have 2 of them. Which one do you prefer?

 

These are not official signs in my province yet but I'll hire a lobbyist to get the government accept them.

 

Cheers

[legodude121 0]

I'm not sure if those signs will be popping up anywhere, but its funny. Clam Chowder please!

[hym 358]

zmveliger: Man, I'd go with the first one as my favorite.  The second reminds me of the Gravemind from Halo 2.

[MsD 0]

@zmveliger:  Honey, I am deffenetly old enough for a stout.  I just prefer chocolate milk this early in the morning.'); height=15 alt=Insert smilie src=https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/2.gif width=15 border=0>

- This crazy bar stool just won't stay up!

[MrCinatit 30]

was watching an episode of Star Trek, TNG. it was an episode where Riker became second in command on a Klingon ship as part of an exchange program in season two. Therein, he was tasting several Klingon dishes, to get used to the taste...and you know, some of them looked pretty darned good!

i guess in a roundabout way, i am asking for whatever random unpronouncable Klingon dish your replicators can fire up - preferably something which is not moving to start off.

[vidioman 21]

@vidioman : if hunters were shooting each other, it means than in a few years their should be not a single left.

No, there'd still be the Canadian ones. Besides, 300 million Americans, there's no way every single one of them would get shot in hunting accidents

 

 

I might have good news sometime in the next month. Hopefully.

[MsD 0]

I like MrCinatit's Idea.  I can't wait to sink my teeth into a new dish, I want mine moving though.'); height=15 alt=Insert smilie src=https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/25.gif width=15 border=0>

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Wow! Lots of action today. You fellows are a gas. I have been interviewing a Klingon to see what cuisine can be eaten by humans. We'll try.

@MsD: Be careful with that bar stool. Are you sure you are OK to drive it? It will stand up if you speak nicely to it. ghargh is also served to you.

@gggg: Cola on the rocks materializes in a nice tall glass. English lesson: now is pronounced n-ah-o-w and means presently, you were lookiing for know. Keep working, your written English is getting better.

@zmveliger: Well, if you are going to BAT for us, we'll look forward to seeing the results. Hit a homer. Cute signs.

@ legodude121: The appropriate chowder is served in its traditional manner. Is that white or red? Enjoy.

@ MrCinatit: The autosystem produces a serving of ghargh. Be careful, they bite back.

@ vidioman: Yes, we know, Canadian hunters only shoot cows. Just remember, no noose is good noose.

[vidioman 21]

@ vidioman: Yes, we know, Canadian hunters only shoot cows.  Just remember, no noose is good noose.

noose? You mean news, right?

 

Cause it's not good to make fun of nooses. They can kill, you know

 

Very tempermental.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

No, I meant noose. It is punday isn't it?

[zmveliger 16]

N_O_Body: Sorry to announce you that the release of my BAT planned for the Xth of October will be postponed to the X+7th of October. Me too I have the 1.5 scale factor problem...

About cow hunters, I have nothing to say except that targets are not missing when United Staters kill our export market...

 

A+

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

!@@#%&!!BAT ratio. Oh, well, azawayigoze.

Thanks for the passing grade. Now if we could just convince the Gliberals to retaliate on the trade problems, les sal

[MsD 0]

She walks through the door and heads straight for the bar.  Mumbling somthing about being a squatter, she orders a shot and a bear.

Slamming back the shot, the bar stool creaks then colapses.

[zmveliger 16]

N_O_Body: sorry to be so pessimistic but we will be invaded long before they will die of thirst... Am I breaking an sweet illusion of a strong and independant country? The plus meilleur country of the world?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Date: 10/8/2005 12:20:54 PM Author: MsD
Slamming back the shot, the bar stool creaks then colapses.

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A zuke wakes up from the noise and the bar stool suddenly repairs itself.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 10/8/2005 3:01:14 PM
Author: zmveliger

N_O_Body: sorry to be so pessimistic but we will be invaded long before they will die of thirst... Am I breaking an sweet illusion of a strong and independant country? The 'plus meilleur' country of the world?

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Well, I think I am old enough not to have illusions, but if such a thing happened, all we have to do is back-up into the muskeg and wait for spring.

If they want to live along the great lakes, good luck to them. If the black flies don't carry them off, the mosquitos will, or failing that, the Commonweath of Nations a.k.a. The British Empire.

You should read Richard Rohmer on this.

@Leech10: Hi. Glad to see the zukes are still active.

[Compromise 1]

Date: 10/5/2005 7:26:02 PM Author: N_O_Body
@ Compromise: Double container of chocolate milk shake appears with a chilled one litre glass.  Enjoy.  Interviewing was always tough, especially if you don't have a resume.
 

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Thank you. The interviewing is almost over now and the first SHS article will soon be ready.

[Voar Tok 4]

Date: 10/8/2005 5:54:41 PM Author: Leech10

Date: 10/8/2005 12:20:54 PM Author: MsD Slamming back the shot, the bar stool creaks then colapses.

A zuke wakes up from the noise and the bar stool suddenly repairs itself.

So what are the zukes up to besides fixing bar stools?

 

BTW, could I get a hot chocolate with marshmallows on top?

 

EDIT: BTW, thanks for the guiness, zmv!