The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[HunterIrked 1]

I think its 18 here in Toronto, theres some Toronto song about Ottawa being so bad at everything, I don't really remember it but still...

Everyone i know hates Ottawa, except one guy, whos from there, but we all hate him also...

Mouse to Mice so Moose to Meese?

[justanothersim86 83]

I meant the high school bat. Lol !

oops on my part!

[Rymac91 15]

I was thinking the same thing on the size...I'm trying to figure out how to make the font smaller.I am going to start playign with it to see what I can do with it...I wish I could shrink the gap in between quotes a bit...I wish I knew why it's so big..oh well..I'm updating it soon anyway...

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@brancra: Root beer served in a chilled pint glass mug.

@HunterIrked:Well, its spring.  Time for some new maple leaves.  My trees are budding like crazy and the sugar bushes around here are advertising syrup.  21°C today. 

The autosystem handles the service.  Once upon a time, we had an assistant, The Terminator, but he left without notice.  he had developed a robotic system to do the service, but we were forced to reach forward using our Tardis and bring back the telempathic system which has telekinesis enab led as well.  Not only  does the system sense your mood and your order, but delivers it with proper service without action on my part, except in special cases.  If you want, you can read all this history by going over the entire thread.  This would be a time-consuming waste of time, but it is all there. 

Why is the Hunter irked?  Didn't you get a ticket this year in the moose lottery?  Marinated moose steak served in a sizzling platter with sides of fresh fiddleheads in butter, baked Ontario potatoes with sour cream and chives.  Enjoy. 

For dessert today we have Hoofprints ice cream from Stoney Creek Dairies (Chocoate and caramel swirl with chocolate lozenges encasing caramel sauce). 

What would you like to drink with that?  May we suggest a fine Inniskillin Pinot Noir?  There is no forgiveness for drinking in T.O.  Its is 19.

@ryanb_sc4:  You've got me over a barrel.  I lived in Toronto for many years, and tend to be a leafs fan, but when Punch Inlach (who used to skake with my kid when he was small) went to Buffalo, my allegiance kind of went with him.  I guess its because I am from Niagara Falls. 

For your birthday, you will be able to sample our wide variety of libations, but I'd suggest a nice snifter of Glen Fiddich, warmed gently, with ice water on the side.  Sipped gently, this will get you off to a proper start on scotch whiskey.  {Beats the hades out of root beer.) 

Oh, and the plural of moose is moose in Canadian English.  However, taking a page from the Rocky and Bullwinkle show, we are likely to say one moose, two meeses.  Besides, it's always Punday somewhere.

@justanothersim86:  OK. I didn't realize you were BATting up a High School.  Is there a lot on the STEX that uses it?

@rymac91:  This is xx-small font.  It is a small as you can go.  It will condense most of your quotes to one line.  x-small.  small  medium  large.  The standard size here is X-small.  The other thing you might do is change colours and eliminated the paragraph spaces.

[Ryan B 35]

It looks like I'm headed to Niagara Falls for my birthday - I may just take you up on that. Heh.

Anyhow - Sabres / Canadiens tomorrow. I will be a very happy camper if Buffalo wins.

EDIT:  In appreciation of the great job the establishment has done, I'm very happy to present the establishment with its very own street in Sabreton.

Here is a picture of the street sign:

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/5751/moosebg3bn.png

[HunterIrked 1]

Yeah... 19 I thought (for some reason) it was 18... then about 10 minutes after i typed that i heard on the radio " this is a 19+ event..." then a bell went off in my head, or a lightbulb lighted up.. anyway...

yeah the leafs are gone, its 2-0 for flordia now, and unless a miracle happens... im gonna change my icon thingy tomorrow... oh well... 

Uh... boy, was i worng with that predection... an overtime win for the leafs... playoffs?

great story about the assistant... kinda makes you wonder...

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@ryanb_sc4:  Look at http://www3.sympatico.ca/john.winterton/JohnPage.htm to see my private web page.  The first large picture is the Harbour Moose in Meaford, Ontario.  Thanks for the street sign.

[vid 0]

[defcon pilot 0]

*Grabs vid by the shirtsleeve and pulls him into the closet*

JK.

OK, everyone who thinks that this guy is vidioman, say "I"!

[vid 0]

Why would people doubt that I am vidioman? Doesn't the explodingdog avatar give it aw- oh, right, you don't have MSN. *slaps yuki*

BTW- I bite.

[sloppet 3]

mmm... french fries

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@DP:  Aye.  However, if he doesn't behave he'll be gone like the snows of yesteryear.

@sloppet:  Yucch!  We don't usually serve them on cardboard.

Announcement

I am sure we are all gratified to learn that agents of the autosystem attended the Glenfiddich auction in New York and have acquired a limited stock of Glenfiddich 1937.  Tastes are availalble in one centilire lots on special occasions.  It has been placed in the private stock.  1937 happens to be my birthyear.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Bump to next page.  We have encountered that problem yet again.

[sloppet 3]

the missing post BUG...

[HunterIrked 1]

What if the missing post bug goes missing?

[brancra 1,196]

Then we won't miss the missing missing post bug, will we?

EDIT: Only vidioman would take a dig at Dusktrooper, and live to tell about it. Aye.

[justanothersim86 83]

Didn't vidioman get banned? Not a surprise if he did.....

I'm a habs fan personally. We're doing pretty well for ourselves with 9 wins out of the last 10 games but Buffalo will win, we suck against them. However, I don't take sports seriously like some people do. Its just a game!

[Ryan B 35]

justanothersim86 - For fans of a Buffalo sports team, it's more than just a game.  There would be a riot in Niagara Square if the Bills or the Sabres ceased to play here.

So many missed opportunities . . . so many bad calls . . . . it's time we got ours.  LET'S GO BUFFALO!

[vid 0]

[Firebird 40]

Is that you videoman??^^^

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

@sloppet:  Yucch!  We don't usually serve them on cardboard.quote>

Why yucch? French fries on cardboard are okay as long as they arn't poisoned, burnt, mushy, or contaminated. (same with french fries on anything else)

*There is a rumbling ans a UFO flies over*

[Voar Tok 4]

Man vid, your post count has dropped recently.  Did the people at Hormel want their stuff back?

I can't believe I missed the root beer day.  Can I still get a tall frosty one?

[brancra 1,196]

Yeah, the simtropolis gossip column would love to know what happened, vid. How about a nice little story of your recent endeavours for the readers?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@voar tok:  Frosty pint mug of root beer served.  You know, I don't think we have a member named videoman any more.  This vid character had better watch it, because there are about 20 watch birds watching him.

@brancra: The fate of the departed is between the staff and the spirit of the departed one.  R.I.P. 

[Voar Tok 4]

Originally posted by: N_O_Body @voar tok:  Frosty pint mug of root beer served.  You know, I don't think we have a member named videoman any more.  This vid character had better watch it, because there are about 20 watch birds watching him.quote>

Yes, the duck has mysterious powers.  I don't think that I would want to meet one in a dark alley at night.

vid:  Best to keep the duck radar on dude.

Thanks for the frosty one.  It sure beats the canned stuff.

[defcon pilot 0]

As you may have guessed, this is from a church.

@brancra: Oh, I agree... How 'bout it, vid? And how dare you make your avatar an exploding dog! Fine. I'll make mine a cat tied to a stake, blindfolded, with a grenade launcher aimed at its face! JK.

[sloppet 3]

Well... If "vid" is vidioman, it means that simtropolis has lost one big.. er... post count member...

But let's not speak of that here...

I say... Let's eat something like this!

and a special one for dirk

[Firebird 40]

Originally posted by: N_O_Body @voar tok:  Frosty pint mug of root beer served.  You know, I don't think we have a member named videoman any more.  This vid character had better watch it, because there are about 20 watch birds watching him.quote>

N_O_Body::Lol. and I did not know you where a moderator N_O_Body. Where you an undercover moderator.

Sloppet: You are makeing me hungry!!! *Uses FF extension 'nuke it all!! enhanced' to remove the pictures from webpage*

Thats better.

[simmax 0]

@Leech : You forgot to mention that the cardboard had to be clean

@Sloppet : What the THING in the second picture????? It doesn't make me very hungry... And your french fries look really weird on the previous page.

I'll have a 'camembert' (stinking, but exquisite cheese) sandwich and a mug of root beer (I wonder what it tastes like... and what it looks like.)

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

@fire_bird:  I was labelled moderator on the old board, but in the transition the badges got lost.  These are the new ones.  Don't worry, I am not a mod on this list.  I do Bugs and Technical Issues.

@sloppet:  Delicious.  Are you going to open your own place?  The Autosystem is making growling noises.  I can hear it grumbling exterminate, exterminate, depixilate, rrrrrrrrrrr!  *sigh*

@simmax:  Peeled, thinly sliced Camembert served on a large, split piece of fresh baguette.  This is accomanied by a frosty mug of root beer. Here is a link to a root beer site for you to see.  Frankly, I would prefer Roquefort or Boursault for a lunch sandwich.  Root beer can be purchased as a soft drink or may have alcohol, since it is a beer.  The base is sassafrass root.