Survive the Above's Attack

[philforhockey51 4,220]

I reach for the duct tape strapped to my suit. Patch the hole as best as I can and make my way back.

Same scenario as above, minus the duct tape  

[piercing_arrow 76]

Your previous mission was terraforming Mars, so you don't worry about the big gaping hole in your suit. You just don't have to get sand in your eyes.

 

You are chosen as one of a group of 50 to test a new 16c speed rocket to carry you to a planet that may or may not be suitable for life. You are forced to go or you and every person you know will be executed. What do you do?

[Prophet42 1,503]

I create a clone and he goes for me... problem solved.

You are dropped in the middle of Antarctica with only your swimsuit on in the middle of July (winter that is). You have 2 minutes before you die of hypothermia.

[raynev1 1,887]

Aliens would come and save me , because I believe . 

Your watching a meteor shower on the side of a mountain cliff when some stones get dislodged causing an avalanche .

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Good thing I was on the side of a different mountain.

You're stuck in traffic, locked in a broken down Ford Pinto, and the big rig coming from behind at 100 kph has no brakes.

[airman15 4,113]

Seeing as the Pinto was slapped together and called a car, I climb to the back and kick away the rear hatch very easily. That part was almost all glass anyway! Then I just jump out and run to the side as quickly as possible. I should've been at the end by the time the Pinto blows up on contact.

You have been locked in a magic labyrinth by a senile old wizard who hates watching others read. This labyrinth is inside a magic book and is filled with any number of things trying to kill you including giant spiders, bats, trolls, gargoyles, and gnomes. Tell me, how will you get out of this?

[raynev1 1,887]

I'll pull my magic carpet out of my back pack . Fly to the last page and erase it with white-out , re-write the end of the story with my magic marker releasing me from the book . Then I will throw the magic book down at the old senile wizard . (*magic marker not included) Then force him to watch videos of giant spiders, bats, trolls, gargoyles, and gnomes reading books .

 

You are kidnapped by an unknown regime , dropped on a very small deserted island in the middle of an ocean . The tide is out and you are standing only one inch above sea level at the highest point . The island is being circled by sharks and killer whales . The tide is rising . What do you do ?

 

 

[Odainsaker 2,137]

I try writing SOS in the sand and blowing smoke signals to no avail.  Then I realize the guaranteed way to be rescued:

As loud as I can, I shout, "hey, I think there are offshore oil deposits in the coastal seabed nearby!"

Marines of the People's Liberation Army Navy suddenly land on the beach to hoist the Red Banner proclaiming the desert island an integral and inseparable part of Greater China, while a fleet of land reclamation trawlers and airstrip construction crews follow close behind.

Egads, what have I done!  Taiwanese and Japanese coast guard and fishing boats also show up and start ramming each other.  Cristina Fernández de Kirchner wails on the balcony of the Casa Rosada over the hypocrisy of allowing the UK to continue its brutal occupation of Las Malvinas while not recognizing Argentina's historic sovereign rights to this desert island.  Venezuela's Nicolás Maduro threatens imminent war against imperialist Guyana.

Amidst the bubbling fray, a submarine surfaces helmed by Vladimir Putin, who declares that Russian speakers on the deserted island have overwhelmingly voted to cede themselves into the Russian Federation.  Okay, I can speak a tiny bit of beginner's Russian, but c'mon!

What is this, a James Bond movie?

Like a shining beacon of freedom and hope to the world, a single U.S. Navy destroyer sails past the island, infuriating all the squabbling belligerents while I cheer with relief and salvation.  The rescue of the lone and non-fluent Russian speaker from the island leaves Russia's claim moot as Putin howls, "Curse you, Obama...foiled again!"

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After the commotion has died down and the Chinese have finished installing their military lighthouses, shirtless Putin jumps into the ocean for bear-handed wrestling with the sharks and killer whales, leaving you on the submarine to dive below and nefariously cut the American undersea internet cables.  Moscow's gambit to deny Obama access to Netflix and "World of Warcraft" will soon be fulfilled, and the shutdown of Facebook and Simtropolis will finally crumble the fiction of Western "democracy."  However, the old and rusty submarine unexpectedly loses power and swiftly sinks.  You are on a malfunctioning and powerless Russian submarine quickly sinking down to its crush depth....what do you do?

[philforhockey51 4,220]

Luckily the mermaid from Splash finds me and manages to keep me alive while swimming me to the surface. I take her out for a nice dinner as a thank you. Lobster is included in the meal and she enjoys it the way she knows how, shell and all.

As my.. ahem.. date is tearing away at her lobster she unknowingly knock some silverware over. Somehow the knife got launched in your direction...but your back is turned.

[airman15 4,113]

I was just on my way to take my food and make a complaint to the chef.. who knew plates made such handy portable shields?

During a flight, you thought it would be a great idea to cut through the Bermuda Triangle to save time en route to Havana. Your instruments are failing one by one and your fuel is running out. All of this mayhem is happening in one of the worst thunderstorms the region has ever experienced. With your chances of making it to safety diminishing, what are you going to do?

[raynev1 1,887]

@airman15 How did you know I would make such a choice ?

   Well as I felt the end was near . I bend over , put my head between my legs to kiss my a** goodbye ,then a bright flash of blinding light engulfed the cockpit followed by total silence . I pass out . Thirteen hours later I awake to a strange voice saying " Welcome to Havana" , I turn to look out the cockpit windshield and all I can see is an image of a crop circle burned into it and another has words burned into it saying "You're not getting out of it that easy" . 

   You are at home , sitting in front of your PC . You just installed Windows 10 ,installed your new digital copy of SC4 and swapped your new plugins and regions folders with the old ones from that last PC you were going to retire . All seems to be a success . You fire up SC4 and it loads up faster than ever before . You start to play the game on a region that has over 1,000,000 simcitizens . you make a mistake or two and say fooey . I didn't save anyway and start sending one disaster after another . You thought you heard something outside , but didn't care . You're having so much fun bringing on an apocolypse . A dozen or so heavily armed men wearing all black military style clothing , tackle you to the ground . You hear them telling someone "we apprehended the terrorist" , " Do we proceed  with orders ?" another says .

  Now what do you do ?

   

[Skimbo 304]

"Sorry guys, I'm no muslim, nor am I black. You must have confused me with my neighbour, he's both" (@) USA police "misstakes"

 

(^^I'm not a conservative hater, I just got black humor^^)

 

 

You got a simple problem. Quite simple. Literally flying through the air. Without parasuit or wings. have fun!

 

 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Luckily there is a huge airbag underneath me that breaks my 'flight'.  After all I am a stunt man.

You are suddenly transported to the South Pole on June 21st with only your skivies on.

 

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Bah! I have my teleportation device.

A massive force lunges you far enough into space to turn you into a satellite of the earth

[airman15 4,113]

I hold onto my breath as I enter orbit. Coincidentally, the ISS happens to be passing by and I hitch a ride, which the crew lets me in. After some radiation treatment and other medical checkups, I can start boasting my new title of being the first human to clear gravity without rockets!

You are in a wooden barrel floating down the river. You notice that you are starting to pick up speed and the rocks are passing quicker. As the water really starts to get choppy, it dawns on you that you are about to go over Niagara Falls! As soon as you realize what's happening, you are already within 50m of the drop. How are you going to survive this?

[Skimbo 304]

Im a dragon: Jump out of barrel and fly away

 

 

You're flying too - too low and your little jet is just going to crash down. The terrain is very rough and covered in forest.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Thank heaven it was just a SimCity 4 UDI mission.  Shame I was unable to Complete Dr. Vu's secret sky code, though.

You've somehow managed to climb up to the roof of the TransAmerica Pyramid and gotten stuck wondering how to get down, when suddenly a 7.0 magnitude earthquake strikes and you fall down.

[korver 27,686]

Grab your parachute instead.

Giant monster attack.

[Skimbo 304]

I'm a dragon, Godzilla can't fly. Problem solved.

Probably ask someone for a nuke, tho. All of them in one spot is a rare opportunity.

 

 

 

 

Somebody "accidentially" tied you on a Sojus which, as you reach concoiusness, just started to depart from earth.

 

 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Luckily, I pinch myself and wake up from the dream.

You are suspended over a large vat of hydrochloric acid and only hanging on by a greased roped.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Web slinging out on my trusty webs!

 

Got you in a sleeper hold, nice and tight.

[madhatter106 3,931]

No matter how tight this sleeper hold is, you cannot help but loosen your grip once I begin to tickle you with a large rainbow-colored ostrich feather.  And thus, I wriggle free and escape!

You're bound to a chair, and I've just finished mixing the cement with which I am going to encase your feet; once dry, you will be thrown into the ocean.  Mwahahahahaaha!

[philforhockey51 4,220]

The Drowned God gifts me back and I wash up with seaweed in my hair, in an attempt at revenge I let loose a kraken to drag you down to it's lair

[Prophet42 1,503]

Luckily I have a bottle of anti-Kraken scent which sends the creature scurrying back to the deep.

You are tied up and gagged with rope, smothered in honey, then thrown into a Grizzly Bear den.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Well, that's easy, I flex my incredible Spidey-muscles and break the rope, then I end up disappointed because the grizzly bear den is abandoned and there's no one there I can make friends with.

 

Here comes a Spidey-strength haymaker aimed straight at your nose!

[TG24 355]

On 25/4/2020 at 8:06 PM, NMUSpidey said:

Well, that's easy, I flex my incredible Spidey-muscles and break the rope, then I end up disappointed because the grizzly bear den is abandoned and there's no one there I can make friends with.

 

Here comes a Spidey-strength haymaker aimed straight at your nose!

I punch him and kill him.

NOW you need to defeat my mortal punch!

[TheMurderousCricket 5,109]

IDDQD!

Ok, now survive this...

You are 25 floors underground in a somewhat secret medical lab.

There are several families with you who have their mortally ill relatives under stasis and innovative healing method which is being administered in enclosed, MRI-like, capsules while they are all asleep.

However, the head doctor comes to inform the families that the entire project has failed and that the people under stasis developed what is known as "human rust" which will degenerate most of the tissues in their body and cause them to die even faster.

However, as it frequently happens with "miraculous" solutions, something causes the terminally ill to reawaken and turn into horrific, bipedal monsters who can modify the shapes of their heads at will, turning them into proboscises, clubs, whips and other dangerous "endings".

The uncontrolled opening of the stasis capsules on level B11 causes a fire which blocks your path. You are trapped in the conference room which is on the very bottom of the facility and there is already a fleshy granny standing in the door, wigling a crazy-looking growth coming from the top of her head. What do you do?

(This is actually a nightmare that I had a few weeks ago. Any ideas?)

[TG24 355]

On 16/8/2022 at 5:03 AM, TheMurderousCricket said:

IDDQD!

Ok, now survive this...

You are 25 floors underground in a somewhat secret medical lab.

There are several families with you who have their mortally ill relatives under stasis and innovative healing method which is being administered in enclosed, MRI-like, capsules while they are all asleep.

However, the head doctor comes to inform the families that the entire project has failed and that the people under stasis developed what is known as "human rust" which will degenerate most of the tissues in their body and cause them to die even faster.

However, as it frequently happens with "miraculous" solutions, something causes the terminally ill to reawaken and turn into horrific, bipedal monsters who can modify the shapes of their heads at will, turning them into proboscises, clubs, whips and other dangerous "endings".

The uncontrolled opening of the stasis capsules on level B11 causes a fire which blocks your path. You are trapped in the conference room which is on the very bottom of the facility and there is already a fleshy granny standing in the door, wigling a crazy-looking growth coming from the top of her head. What do you do?

(This is actually a nightmare that I had a few weeks ago. Any ideas?)

I may be breaking the rules but what a crazy nightmare!

[TheMurderousCricket 5,109]

Yeah. If I have any they are usually crazy scary.  I guess someone must be putting some "extras" in my tea. 

[Prophet42 1,503]

Luckily in the same lab they were experimenting on a super fast fleshing eating bacteria.  You put on you hazmat suit and release the bacteria which quickly dissolves all monsters and grannies into a puddle of goo.  Since the Hazmat suit is fire proof you easily walk through the fire and out the door.

Survive this:  You invent a time machine but it has somewhat of a randomness to it.  You can travel forward or backward in time, but can't exactly pick the time.  You decide to travel back in time to visit the ancient Roman empire.  You travel back and find yourself in Pompeii at the moment of the mount Vesuvius eruption in A.D. 79.  At that very moment a giant fireball falls from the sky and smashes your time machine leaving you stranded in Pompeii at the moment of it's destruction.