The 10,000 Post thread V3

[Larks2242 251]

781.

 

Indeed, I'd do that.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

(776)

 

...and therein lies the issue. I have never smoked anything and can't fathom why anyone would - the smell of cigarette smoke is revolting and I find myself hacking and almost wanting to gag if I walk past someone smoking on the sidewalk and get a puff in my face.

782: That's why I try and keep it out of the face of other people as much as I can. And if I'm with friends, I'll ask permission first.

[AkemiAzula 280]

783. My grandfather gave up smoking when my mother asked if she could have a cigarette when she was young. She smoked one packet and never again. My grandmother did the same. MY father used to but doesn't know. I never did. However the smell/smoke does not bother me. I only know a few people who do smoke though. (Tobbacco, I mean)

[timmie 988]

784

 

I never smoked anything, didn't even try it. I'm not very adventurous, and I never understood why anyone would want to smoke.

[Larks2242 251]

785.

 

Depends what is considered adventurous.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

786: One of the most adventurous things I did was go skydiving when I was 13.

[Cpt Johnny 57]

787

786: One of the most adventurous things I did was go skydiving when I was 13.

That's considered quite adventurous. The most I ever did was zip lining.

[Duke87 1,070]

(788)

 

Jumping out of airplanes is another thing I don't understand why anyone would want to do.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

789:

Why was 6 scared of 7?

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

790

 

MY FAVORITE JOKE MY FAVORITE JOKE!!!

 

Yoshi, I tell that joke to my students all the time because I think it's so funny, and they just give me blank stares in return because English, we can't speak it!

[Mr Saturn64 742]

791

I only k ow one joke and it's not appropriate for these forums.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

792: I am so glad to have been able to crack that one.

And I've heard many a dirty joke Saturn, the pleasure becomes finding a genuinely good clean one.

[Cpt Johnny 57]

793

 

I think this is quite a good clean one

 

I'm sitting on this plane, eating my dinner, when all of a sudden the captain comes on the loudspeaker and tells us that the plane is about to crash land into the mountains. The next thing I know this woman from the front of the plane jumps up from her seat and starts screaming like a lunatic.

"I can't die today! I WON'T die today! I am twenty-seven years old! I have been on countless dates and no one has ever made me feel like a woman! Please, I don't want to die like this! Is there anyone on this airplane that can make me feel like a woman?"
The entire plane went from hysteria to complete silence. Then, from the back of the plane, someone stood up. He was a dark, tall, well-built, handsome man.
"I can make you feel like a woman," was his reply.
He started walking slowly down the isle to the woman, who was now shaking with anticipation. One by one he started unbuttoning his shirt buttons, revealing his rippling stomach muscles. He quickly took his shirt off, slowly reached for her trembling hand, looked in her eyes and said...
"Iron this!"

[Duke87 1,070]

(794)

 

Ehhhh... borderline. It's not dirty but it is a tad chauvinistic.

[astronelson 339]

795.

 

The limerick packs laughs anatomical

Into space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen

So seldom are clean -

And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

[Haljackey 17,302]

796

 

I don't think I ever want to jump out of an airplane, but going on a vomit comment (0G airplane) is on my bucket list.

[Duke87 1,070]

(797)

 

I was into rollercoasters for a bit but not anymore.

[Larks2242 251]

798.

 

I prefer watercoasters.

[timmie 988]

799

 

But watercoasters make you wet I'm not a big fan of amusement parks, I find them non-amusing most of the time. Although I quite liked Disneyland in Paris.

[Duke87 1,070]

(800)

 

Man of Steel was decent.

[Cpt Johnny 57]

801

 

mama mia

[Muck308 55]

802

 

I haven't seen either of these new Superman flicks. I might get around to it at some point.

[Duke87 1,070]

(803)

 

Let's be careful about the appropriateness of what we post. Any overtly sexual humor is generally a no-no. And putting it in spoiler tags doesn't make it better.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

804: I've ridden the Tower of Terror before. The only thing I can't think of that's similar would be Superman: The Escape at Six Flags Magic Mountain.

[Cpt Johnny 57]

805

 

Has anybody else been to the Wieliczka salt mine?

[Mr Saturn64 742]

806

Never been to all that many amusement parks. Went to Disney when I was little, but I don't remember that too well.

[Duke87 1,070]

(807)

 

I have been to Disney a few times... but honestly, from an adult's perspective, it is a horrible place and I don't really ever want to go back. Disney has sucessfully marketed themselves to the point where the believe pervades that a child's life is incomplete if they have never been to Disney World. Thanks to this, they charge people through the nose and yet the guests keep coming. They've also done so much to make it a "magical world" that stuff that goes on to do so is almost creepy: Magic Kingdom has a labyrinth of underground passages and tons of hidden doorways leading to them. This is so that employees can seemingly pop up and disappear anywhere - not only costumed actors, but also cleaning crews. Any mess is made, you blink and it's gone, whisked away by the magic janitor elves that popped out of the ground.

 

The deal is sealed by the fact that I dated a girl who used to work at Disney World and she had some... not nice things to say about how they treat their employees.

[Cpt Johnny 57]

808

 

Never been to Disneyland, although I heard the one at Hong Kong is too pocket-sized.

 

Disney has sucessfully marketed themselves to the point where the believe pervades that a child's life is incomplete if they have never been to Disney World. 

I think that is also true for superheroes like Superman, Batman and Spiderman.

 

BTW, does anyone here like Snoopy? I believe it's one of the few notable characters not yet taken up by Disney or Hollywood.

[astronelson 339]

809.

 

I went to Disney World once, it was OK. Very busy.

 

I preferred the tour around Kennedy Space Center, it was more in my area of interest.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

810: Never been to Disneyland, let alone the US. I have been to Rainbows End in Auckland and Phantasialand in Bonn (Germany) though.

I prefer the big rides though. I aim to at least travel on some of the big rides in the US like Beast etc, but I am worried height restrictions will prevent me from doing it (I am approaching 200cm).