How many ST forum members does it take to change a light bulb?

[vidioman 21]

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4/12/2004 1:25:56 PM[/quoteDATE]

TheJerseyDevil73[/quoteAUTHOR]

Enough with the jokes this is a serious matter and question. The answer of this paradox is....

73

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No, actually, it is 3.1415!

[Djohaal 121]

5000 to ask how can they get them into the plugins floder (newbies in computers, ahhhhhhh)

[sweetmsdj 0]

all that before this is forgetting the store.
12 people to drive the whole staff to home depot
2 people to push the cart(s)
1 to look forthe right bulb
1 to hold the laptop
1 to write a post about lightbulbs via the laptop
3 to carry backup bateries
2 to go to BK for the food for the staff (which most is outside, waiting)
1 tech know-it-all to operate the self checkout
1 to pay for the bulbs
1 electritian to test the bulb via car battery

What abut the people at home?
1000 members and anonomous users reading the thread the guy on the laptop (who just had a seizure because of the brightness of the bulb)started and either replying once, twice, three times; or saying what idiot decided to start a thread on lightbulbs when we're all supposed to be on SC4 topics?

[DuskTrooper 316]

100 members to realize the light bulb was not really broken, and realize it is a prank.

 

10000 members to get angry and think it is not a prank.

 

5 admins to leave over the broken bulb.

 

10 members to pay 29 bucks a month to join the Electronic Arts bulb of the month club

 

1 to laugh at his kingdom in chaos after the prank.

 

 

 

[vidioman 21]

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4/12/2004 1:37:21 PM[/quoteDATE]

sweetmsdj[/quoteAUTHOR]

all that before this is forgetting the store. 12 people to drive the whole staff to home depot 2 people to push the cart(s) 1 to look forthe right bulb 1 to hold the laptop 1 to write a post about lightbulbs via the laptop 3 to carry backup bateries 2 to go to BK for the food for the staff (which most is outside, waiting) 1 tech know-it-all to operate the self checkout 1 to pay for the bulbs 1 electritian to test the bulb via car battery What abut the people at home? 1000 members and anonomous users reading the thread the guy on the laptop (who just had a seizure because of the brightness of the bulb)started and either replying once, twice, three times; or saying 'what idiot decided to start a thread on lightbulbs when we're all supposed to be on SC4 topics?'[/quoteMESSAGE][/bEGINQUOTE]

Are you calling GolfBunny an idiot? Cause if you are!!!!

-1 member to complain about those that complain about admin

-vid

[dev 47]

5 to ask that the light bulb has jobs

28 BATter's to complain about how hard it is to add jobs.

[DuskTrooper 316]

1000 to say upload the bulb already!!!!!

[sweetmsdj 0]

vidioman, you've got to realize that not everyone takes admins seriously. also, im just assuming that people are calling golfbunny an idiot. i dont think that he's an idiot but im sure some people do. i respect that he started a joke forum and, like everyone else, i'm playin along with it.

[Aronion 9]

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4/12/2004 1:29:34 AM[/quoteDATE]

dirk[/quoteAUTHOR]

1 'ass' admin to close the thread, saying it's been discussed before

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You did forget to add someting to that, Dirk.

 

2 to copy the lightbulb and upload it here and at the OBB claiming it as thier own

4 to start threads concerning the theft

26 to post in those threads saying they need a short rope and a tall tree

 

[sweetmsdj 0]

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4/12/2004 1:54:04 PM[/quoteDATE]

DuskTrooper[/quoteAUTHOR]

1000 to say 'upload the bulb already'!!!!!

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1 person screaming to everyone yeling that out you cant download bulbs like you can the BAT!!! GO TO HOME DEPOT AND BUY ONE LIKE YOU DID YOUR COPY OF SC4!!!!!!!!

[Carpman 0]

250 to not be satisfied with the lightbulb and clog the maker's inbox with requests for Light Bulb V.2

[Screwballl 196]

sweet, just to make a point, a 120V AC light bulb wont work if it is hooked up to a 12V DC car battery

 

to add to tthe list:

1 to point out we got the wrong light bulb all along

20 to say the bulb works fine but it needs modification so they add a longer filament and re-solder the base

 

[DuskTrooper 316]

100 to  say I dont like the reflections on the lightbulb

[Hirachi_Dinavo 0]

Golfbunny, this is one of the funniest things I have seen at this site! LMAO!

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

This has to be one of the best fluff threads, ever!

 

We have another 112 replies to go.  Get posting, people!

[Dirktator 2,328]

1 to remind everyone that we should respect and appreciate all light-bulb changers and their hardwork is for the benefit of the community at large and we should never post negative comments about them in the lightbulb exchange!

[karageur_off 1]

Usually I hate this American joke with the light bulb, BUT I have to say that this is really funny!
I also tink we need at least 2 versions of it:

- commercial $$$
- landmark

[DuskTrooper 316]

And give me a 10, please!!!

[bourneid 13]

several replies about how the BBS on the offical site Lightbulbs.com is all but dead and this is the only place to find out about improved lighbulbs

[McClamm 11]

It of course takes 42 people to change the light bulb.

[Hirachi_Dinavo 0]

Don't forget the 6 people who cant get the lightbulb to work.

[DuskTrooper 316]

How about those who have the vanilla lightbulb?

[Hirachi_Dinavo 0]

I guess they have to wait until the flourescent expansion comes out.

[Aronion 9]

20% of the population really understand the meaning of the lightbulb

57% play along playing the part of the grinning idiot

23% just don't get it no matter what and blame society for their problem

[burwellian 16]

Unless George Bush or Tony Blair are ST Forum members... 1

 

If they are, it wouldn't be replaced because they'd think Al-Queda had sabotaged the bulb, find some obscure link to North Korea, and bomb it... The bulb would go un-replaced....

[whateverwhatever24 0]

lightbulbs confuse me.... once i poured gingerale on one and it exploded.. can someone tell me why?

[guinea 31]

123 new members to join because of the light bulb  yey then its 30,000 members

 

150,000 new lightbulbs needed to display a huge glowing 30,000 sign above dirkshouse

 

 

total so far (astrinomical )

[DuskTrooper 316]

20 will forget to unplug it or switch it off before changing it.

[xiziz 11]

*13 to ask about tecical stuff that is totaly unrelated to bulbs

*2 to ask if its an D3D or OGL bulb, and if they sould run it on a Radeon or Nvida card

*7 to reply and say that bulbs dont need or use any of them and just needs a 230v plug.

*5 to make a link to a site witch s

[Vatt3 8]

4 to say that there are too many light bulbs and there should be more candles

7 to disagree with the four

1 new member to post for the first time

21 to welcome the new member

2 to flame the member

7 to talk about how there should be a special lightbulb forum

8 to say no seperate forum

2 to say that even if it was possible, there shouldn't be a lightbulf forum