ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[pagenotfound 53]

isnt what obvious,

what you said or what Joe sitting over there said?

[Za 164]

I believe it is neither cheese, nor bread....

Why is the world round?

[pilotdaryl 25]

Because if it was triangle... the world would be pointy

Why is Mars round?

[Hamish 1,370]

Because Martians have no imagination.

Do you believe in aliens?

[2nerdy4u 1]

He ate too much chocolate.

What kind of candy does Mars eat?

[Hahayoudied 3]

Mar's candy.

What is a laptop?

[Za 164]

A top that spins on your lap

Why is he 2 nerdy for me?

[Raritan Express 0]

He's too nerdy for you because he's not too nerdy for me.

How do you spin a top on your lap?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Add water.

Are you a zombie?

[fukuda 351]

Nah, I'm a hobbit

Did you marry a cat?

[Hahayoudied 3]

The cat has to agree first.

What is a Simcity 4 Deluxe Edition?

[simcityblowup 0]

A Simcity 4. In a deluxe edition. Simple!

Why i am not you?

[pagenotfound 53]

Because if you were, youll go insane.

What is a PS2?

[screamingman12 30]

An outdated gaming console that is now better used as a brick.

Got mortar?

[Hamish 1,370]

If I told you I would have to kill you.

But, the question is. Do you have mortar?

[Superchan 23]

yes i do

what will i do with the mortar

[GMT 389]

you'd use it to fix yourself infront of the bigscreen.

who'd thought of the non-lethal mortar?

[Hahayoudied 3]

The animals, but they can't communcate to humans.

What is a computer?

[MadTV_Freak 0]

Samuel L. Jackson thought of it when he wanted to get those snakes off the plane...

why do all snakes have a crush on Angelina Jolie?

[pagenotfound 53]

Shes easy to sqeeze

Why did that make me think of Cheez-Wiz?? LOL

[screamingman12 30]

'cause it's all orange and gooey and good.

Why can I think of no meaningful question?

[Hahayoudied 3]

Because your brain crashed.

What is Norton?

[pagenotfound 53]

An allergie pill

What was I gonna say?

[rct3twins 14]

You were gonna say "What was I gonna say?".

What is 1+1?

[screamingman12 30]

If I told you I would have to kill you...

My laptop has a key with a picture of an empty battery on it, what does it do?

[Deever 23]

A: It activates launch sequences for intercontinental ballistic missiles.

Q: What does a forklift lift?

[Two in the pink 0]

A- Cow poo out of George Bush's mouth

Q-  Why does Bill Gates catch fly-balls?

[rct3twins 14]

A-I don't know. I just don't know.

Q-Is The Simpsons Movie the best movie ever?

[Hahayoudied 3]

No, never seen it.

What is a clock?

[rct3twins 14]

An archaic pronounciation of "cluck" which is the sound Stewie Griffin makes when he knows he's good at a video game.

How do you make a French fry?