ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Nelson340 1]

The dinosaurs don't like you.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[screamingman12 30]

43989054794387545890485903485.34lbs
Hey! You! Yeah you with the face!

[nerdly_dood 26]

You talkin' to ME???

Why is the screaming man screaming at me?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Because the screaming man screams at everyone.

Where is Meredith?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Good question.

How are YOU today?

[nerdly_dood 26]

Yes.

Do you think I will win the Life in the City contest?

https://www.simtropolis.com/forum/messageview.cfm?catid=372&threadid=94509&enterthread=y&STARTPAGE=1#last

[Tojglee (HUN) 2]

If you don't succeed, you fail.

What if the world is just a small piece of Edami cheese?

[nerdly_dood 26]

NO you idiot, of course not...

Why did it take so long for me to figure out how to properly upload my avatar?

NEW QUESTION:  does BtradI1's signature image show something other than this..?

Your IP is 68.15.156.3!  Your ISP is Cox Communications!  You are running Windows 2000 and using Firefox!  Like the penguin?

Cause I AM using Win2k and firefox, but i don't know the library's ISP or IP...this is creepy!

[2nerdy4u 1]

His sig shows my info. Woohoo...

Are you a penguin?

[WillG_75 19]

Nope, I don't have a suit.

Did the chicken really cross the road, or was that a made up story?

[Za 164]

It was historical fiction....

What was Wee Willie Winky doing out of bed running through people's houses in the dead of night in his night gown?

[Tojglee (HUN) 2]

I think, he was running. But possibly, my theory is incorrect. Possibly, he was just going insane. Possibly, the world is just a huge piece of cottage cheese.

Is the world a huge piece of cottage cheese?

[Za 164]

No, it's blue cheese judging by how long it's been around.

Should I go to sleep right now at my computer??

[2nerdy4u 1]

No, that's just stupid.

A, B, C, or D?

[djrules5454 5]

D. My username and my name both start with it.

Age of Empires 2 or Civilization 2?

[pagenotfound 53]

SC4

what is it?

[Tojglee (HUN) 2]

It's exactly that!

What happens if I sit on the desk, and eat from the chair?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Pigs will fly.

Do pigs really fly?

[djrules5454 5]

Only if launched from a cannon.

Where am I if I am not in Kansas?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Oz.

Where is the great cow at?

[Tojglee (HUN) 2]

At the great farm.

What if the world isn't the Matrix?

[nerdly_dood 26]

if the world isn't the matrix then you will have a signature.

why does everything get smaller as i get older?

[djrules5454 5]

Because you grow.

Why do I have this constant need to stretch?

[screamingman12 30]

Because you are made of millions of rubber bands

If he is made of millions of rubber bands, is he not the rubber band man?

[Za 164]

I believe he is a type of rice pudding, actually......

Will I get a good grade on my AP world history final exam?

[djrules5454 5]

If you actually worked on it, and didn't procrastinate until the last minute.

Where is my bologna sandwich?

[pagenotfound 53]

Being consumed by a fat guy in a restaurant in Bologna, Italy

wheres my keys?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Doesn't matter, I already stole your rocket car.

Aren't rocket cars awesome?

[BtradI1 0]

A: No, they're tremendously amazing.

Q: Is the world a version of Hell?

    

[djrules5454 5]

Maybe. Maybe not.

Where are my sims if they are not in Trimblelina anymore?