ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Goldfish4209 9]

over there

where's that keyboard?

[masochist 111]

On top of Old Smokey...

What happened to you?

[amal81 3]

nothing I just tried nominate my self...

Why do you want to nominate your self?

[iamthouth 0]

Self-praise is no recommendation.

When will my car run on air and water?

[Kippis05 2]

A: After you die.

Q: When will we all find true happiness?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) When we can bring giant prehistoric guinea pigs back to life.

Q) Who put the "e-mail" in "female"?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: Some computer geek that was making up names for new computer things.

Q: Why is there cesium in my soup?

[iamthouth 0]

it keeps it from going green

Why can't you stop once you pop a Pringles pack?

[ky72x 13]

A: They use reverse psychology to tell you to "Eat more... EAT MORE!!!"

Q: What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[BurroDiablo 222]

A- Eat a puppy

Q- What does puppy taste like?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: like dog, but not as strong.

Q: Why isn't Mercury made out of pure mucury?

[iamthouth 0]

ignoring all mispellings.....there just wasn't enough mercury to finish it (or so God told me)

Would you like fries with that?

[igiboydeguzman 0]

No, I'll use the roasts. (For those of you who don't get it it's fry and roast.)

Where's the CDs of Washington?

[ky72x 13]

A: 543 miles directly north of Scottsdale, Arizona.

Q: Why do mushrooms taste so good?

[kaploy9 0]

Because they don't.

Is the garbage disposial bunny real?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: It depends on whether you believe in him or not.

Q: Why hasn't anyone dropped one ton of sodium into the water yet in one big piece?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: Because nobody's interested.

Q: What's so ironic about ironic bonding?

[owenluby 1]

A: Nothing. If it was ironic then pigs may just fly...

Q: How many CDs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

[newyorkstate 6]

Well Guess I Was Too Late!

Anyways...

A: Only One I Think...

Q: What's So Special About A Cop Who Gets Arrested By A Criminal?

[ky72x 13]

A: Chuck Norris.

Q: Where can I buy more mushrooms?

[thundercrack83 0]

A: When the wind blows the marketplace.

Q: Will John Rambo stay the course?

[dev 47]

A: Wow...I didn't know that.

Q: I love this song, who sings it?

[iamthouth 0]

The next American Idol

Where's Napster?

[pickled_pig 7]

A: In the Hall of the Mountain King.

Q: What did the lion say to the attorney?

[Duke87 1,070]

A) roar.

Q) When's lunch?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A: After breakfast

Q: Why must robot Pilgrims always chase robot turkeys?

[ky72x 13]

A: Because they need to eat something on Thanksgiving.

Q: When is the next Thanksgiving?

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

A:Next year.

Q:Is that your final answer?

[thundercrack83 0]

A: Wildlife.

Q: Remember what happened in Louisville?

[iamthouth 0]

ooh, memories, memories

If I don't wear my visitor's pass, what will happen?