Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[CyanideCloud 0]

Seeing as ilikeseattle didn't post a wish, I will.

I wish that I could see Iron Maiden live this Summer.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but you go deaf 3 days before.

I wish I owned all the episodes of the Colbert Report on DVD.

[Korot 6]

Granted, but you can't play them.

I wish I wasn't that far behind on my homework...

[LivingInThePast 364]

Granted, but you fail everything.

I wish that EA would go out of business and everything becomes public domain before I graduate from college.

[Vahr 341]

Granted, but you don't graduate college until you're 80.

I wish I could get my new laptop sooner

[Korot 6]

Granted, but it's mine.

I wish for a good, fast, working laptop, not the crap I just gave to BL.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but you are arrested for stealing BL's laptop and thus don't get to use it.

I wish to legally receive thirty seven dollars and eighteen cents exactly without losing anything else.

[Ocram's Razr 963]

Granted. Have you ever heard of a poo dollar?

EDIT: I wish I had a job that pays all bills and taxes my parents do not have to pay for me.

[Korot 6]

Granted, though it is the worst job ever.

I wish for us being able to break the first law of thermodynamics.

[astronelson 339]

Granted, but the Second law of Thermodynamics cracks down on you... hard.

I wish we could travel faster than light.

[Loney 22]

Granted, but the Second law of Thermodynamics puts you in a world of pain. Plus, anything that was in your way would have either been destroyed or you were destroyed or both.

I wish my GPA was a 4.0.

[Korot 6]

Granted, though GPA has no meaning any more.

I wish Physics were understood by everybody.

[kalbo1313 0]

granted, though its only 2nd law of thermodynamics...

i wish special relativity was wrong.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Granted, although now Einstein was seen as a complete quack and the world is now deprived of everything he ever helped to ever do.

I wish I could fly.

[kalbo1313 0]

granted but your jet pack runs out of fuel...

i wish i had a girlfriend... haha...

[astronelson 339]

Reminder: There is a two-post rule in effect in all forum games. This means you must wait until 2 people have posted after your last post until you can post again.

Granted, but she only exists in your mind.

I wish my imaginary friends were real.

[Korot 6]

Granted, though since they aren't bound to you mind any more, they flee, and become someone else's friend.

I wish summers weren't as hot as they are.

[Trainmaster423 0]

Granted, they drop to absolute zero.

I wish I lived closer to my friends.

[twinsfan14 36]

Granted, they now live in your stomach.

I wish that I could fly.

[Korot 6]

Granted, though you can't land.

I wish school was out for summer over here.

[pona12 3]

granted but now summer is only 1 hour.

I wish that i could go out with courtney love

[Vahr 341]

Granted, but you only leave a building with her.

I wish for a good crowd.

[Xyloxadoria 1,099]

Granted but the crowd is on a small island in the Pacific.

I wish i lived near the ocean.

[Korot 6]

Granted, the water rises, brining the ocean to your doorstep.

I wish that quantum computers were readily available.

[Trainmaster423 0]

Granted, but they become self-aware, and we all know what happens when things become self-aware...

I wish Bad Company 2 wasn't rated M.

[Josh6 873]

Granted. Bad Company is rated e10. But by then its so filled with kiddie crap you no longer want to play it.

I wish Ghana wins the World Cup

[pona12 3]

yes but they lose the soccer tournament but what a fine cup

I wish that the world of silent hill was real and i was in it!

[Korot 6]

Granted, but Courtney Love isn't there.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

[Vahr 341]

Granted, but it isn't compatible with your computer

I wish it wouldn't be so hot.

[pona12 3]

Granted it drops 1 degree.

I wish that I could create planets and Stars.