Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[matias93 7,535]

Granted. Since 'we' was not specified, you and an azarous group of people had the skill of learn things at first look. You are being actively hunted by the CIA, the FGB and other secret agencies who want to use your abilities forcibly.

 

I wish climate change to be reversed.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! The warm weather will be cancelled out by Nuclear Winter!

I wish I didn't feel so tired in the morning.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. Now you're practically shaking with hyperactivity from too many caffeine patches.

I wish deadlines weren't such a nuisance.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Going on dead lines instead ...

I wish for more specific BATs

[Skimbo 304]

they get ripped apart by a few dragons who heared about you comparing them to dogs. (maybe I was one of them)

 

 

I wish for less people who think dragons are stupid riding animals

[matias93 7,535]

Population is decimated by the aforementioned nuclear bombs, hence, there are less people who think that, in absolute terms.

 

I wish a method for instantaneous idea writing system

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granter, but then all of your deep dark secrets are revealed to the entire planet because you thought about it for a split second, and it was posted on social media.

I wish for an easier way to learn a language then actually learning it

[MushyMushy 3,618]

I'll just drop you off in whatever country speaks the language you're learning and hope for the best.

I wish somebody would post on the Avatar Caption thread.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

There you go

I wish for less spamming

[piercing_arrow 76]

Yes but did you know that unicorns are magical and that I really like ice cream and I LIEK MUDKIPSSS so yeah..

I wish that SPAM actually tasted good

[philforhockey51 4,220]

SPAM does taste good, it's just the hardware you have to chew through that doesn't

I wish I could make up my mind about what to eat for dinner.

 

[matias93 7,535]

A red lipstick is inscrustated right on your flavour center of the brain.

 

I wish the silly aftershocks of the eartquake stops

[MushyMushy 3,618]

No more aftershocks... here's some regular earthquakes instead.

I wish my water cup would refill itself.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Water pipe rupture

I wish for no water pipe rupture

[matias93 7,535]

Ok, no water pipes to broke apart. Go to the closest artisan well, maybe just a few kilometers from your home.

 

I wish I have a functional well on my backyard

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. You get your well. And it's connected to your neighbor's sewage line!

I wish I had a place for all of the stuff on my desk.

[piercing_arrow 76]

All of your stuff now magically stores itself on your floor, in the way of everything

I wish that I would stop organizing things for a few minutes

[Skimbo 304]

granted. After 5 minutes you start all over again and do that for the rest of your life!

 

 

I wish, there would be no drugs and so on on this world!

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. That includes medical stuff so now life expectancy is much shorter due to lack of high tech medical drugs.

I still wish somebody would post in the avatar caption game.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. Those who do will be banned!

I wish I can have a vacation.

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, your vacation is a trip to a cannibal-infested but tropical island.

I wish that I could at least go to a tropical island. Without cannibals.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. You said nothing about returning. Your ship beached on the shore and nobody knows where you are.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.

[philforhockey51 4,220]

Granted. That includes medical stuff so now life expectancy is much shorter due to lack of high tech medical drugs.

I still wish somebody would post in the avatar caption game.

I actually started to type ...Granted but life expectancy will go back to less than 30 years and all doctors and medical personnel would lose their jobs...I closed out that window cause I had to go

Granted now you can see the imperfections in your SC4 city, you spend days changing things , by the way there have been two posts since yours in avatar caption thread so you can post, I can't

I wish for ice cream

  Edited September 25, 2015 by philforhockey51  

[tonyr 926]

Blue bell?!!!

I wish I were a gourmet chef... I'm hungry!

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. Everything you cook is as edible as depleted uranium. Not even Gordon Ramsay can save you.

I wish work doesn't have to start for one more hour each morning.

[piercing_arrow 76]

Granted, but it goes for 2 more hours later.

I wish I could get a job

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

I wish they didn't take our jobs

[Skimbo 304]

you're still unemployed. Because there are no jobs.

 

i wish there where jobs!

[matias93 7,535]

Granted, there are 12 hours a day jobs with barely-surviving wages, take it or leave it.

 

I wish there were a bunch of new updates on the STEX

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

But Simtropolis has just been updated!

I wish for some more content on the STEX