Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Skimbo 304]

Better?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You don't want to scroll so far down again, do you?

 

 

I wish USA would stop starting wars everywhere

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. Here's Russia to pick up the relay rod.

I wish I'd have remembered to make a wish last time.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted, but that wish was also corrupted.

I wish for more rain.

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. Last I heard, Chicago got 65 feet of rain in 30 minutes...

I wish for a wish which I'll use to wish for more wishes.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. Your wishes will be delivered soon. Please remember they will all be corrupt.

I wish for some salty licorice.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

I'm sure there's spicy licorice somewhere ...

I wish for less internet/Facebook jerks

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. The rest of the world thankfully doesn't have to deal with them anymore... since they all moved to the town of Near Hamburg.

I wish people were more perceptive and less close-minded.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. People constantly change their opinions on everything.

I wish I had a glass of milk.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Water

I wish I had a glass of water

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Here's a glass. The ocean is over there.

I wish this thread was 100 pages instead of 99.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. Oh wait, sorry. Still 99.

I wish this glass here was filled with milk rather than water.

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[Skimbo 304]

Granted! Goat milk!

 

 

I wish lettuce was blue instead of green

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Here's some food coloring.

I wish that instead of it taking hours with a shovel to dig a hole in the ground... that it was easy like Minecraft.

[philforhockey51 4,220]

Granted but excavators are expensive and the operators are also very expensive. You should see the invoice in your email soon.

I wish I wouldn't get yelled at for things that are not my fault at all.

[matias93 7,535]

Granted, your skin now is allergenic to all people, so they are temporally aphonic when near you; no yelling is possible.

 

I wish I would not need to use google translate to write this posts

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted! You can now write all kinds of things without actually knowing what they mean.

I wish I had a driver's license.

[Prophet42 1,503]

Granted. Unfortunately, knowing you, immediately after getting it you drove 180 kph in a 40 kph zone and the cop promptly revoked your license.

I wish I had a newer car.

[Skimbo 304]

Granted! A 2015 tata nano!

 

 

I wish for world peace!

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. Everyone gets a peace sign sticker delivered to their door.... nothing changes....

 

I wish the English language didn't exist.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Beviljat. Engelsktalande länder övergår enhälligt till svenska. 

Jag önskar att vi kunde börja tala engelska igen.

[matias93 7,535]

Done, pero naw inglish is a creolé of chicano, recuperated from de méxican-unitedstater frontiera.

Ai göuld desire a proper inglish academi göuld be invented

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

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I wish for some translation for that

[Skimbo 304]

Я хочу некоторые хорошие английские академии были бы изобретены!

 

I wish he had wished for an english translation

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. But remember? The English language no longer exists!!!

 

I wish we could speak animal languages.

[Thin White Duke 4,072]

Granted. We now know our dogs hate us and only pretend to like us because we feed them.

I wish the dogs would like us for real.

[matias93 7,535]

Granted. In compensation, cats gain prensile thumbs and are actively planning human extermination... but we have good dogs to defend us.

 

I wish the dogs outnumber the cats 10 to 1

[airman15 4,113]

Granted! By the way, that's a very nice front lawn you have! It would be a real shame if became the bathroom for every dog you wished for!

I wish I can come up for a better idea for a wish!

[Skimbo 304]

Granted. So many ideas you can't decide which one to take.

 

I wish for less dogs on earth.

 

 

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Can't be true since you love dogs ( oh it says Dragons, anyway dargons almost are like dogs)

I wish dragons were real (no, they won't eat me)

[MushyMushy 3,618]

Granted. They eat all of your friends and family instead.

I wish learning curves were non-existent and we could just learn something by looking at it.