Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but no other cell phones are and you have to go back to old phones.

I wish for wishes to wish for wishes with.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

WISH DENIED!

I wish for nothing.

[simcity1999 34]

Granted.

I wish 1ZWD = 1USD

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, the world economy collapses and society becomes a mirror of Lord of the Flies.

 

I wish I can never go hungry or have to eat.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you'll miss the lovely flavors of food!

 

I wish for a device that slows down the rotation of the Earth, thus, MOAR time to spend!

[simcity1999 34]

Granted, the world stops moving, and you're stuck with the current season, time, date.

I wish I have a daily income of $100,000,000,000,000.00

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, butt you have to pay taxes of 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

 

I wish my website was more successful.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but the influx of net users caused your site to crash and be offline for infinite number of days, meanwhile, you were forced to pay bandwidth costing you a million dollars.

 

I wish for a high grade in the biology exam.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but it turns out to be a cruel joke from your teachers.

I wish for something I can't think of...

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you don't think of anything.

I wish TNP knew what game my avatar is from.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but I REALLY HATE THAT STUPID GAME.

 

I wish I could breathe more easily.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but you inhale too much CO2, thus, you die from hypercapnia.

I wish this thread doesn't go dead air...

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you are prohibited from reading it.

I wish for warmer weather.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but it is accompanied by terrible storms and heavy rain that knock out power,  your internet, etc.

 

I wish for more motivation.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, you become obliged to do everything for everyone and you become miserable since you no longer have any time for yourself.

 

I wish I don't have to do yard work.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but your house gets buried in leaves and snow.

 

I wish the NAM would install properly.

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, but due to the huge size limit, SC4 crashes a second after you loaded the tile.

 

I wish it's much warmer than it is now.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted.  Welcome to the jungle.  We got fun and games.  We got anything you want and now you have to walk around everywhere you go the same way Axl Rose dances.  Enjoy!

I wish I was a rock star.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but no one will buy your music because everyone will buy Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha, and One Direction's music.

I wish electronic music wasn't invented.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

You and me both, but classic rock was also never invented.

 

I wish there was good Christmas music on the radio.

[wgames77 5]

Granted, but then it's so good you waste your entire Christmas season listening to it.

 

I wish for a PS3

[RipRap 4,400]

Granted, you get a version with no hard drive in it.

 

I wish to see all cable channels without buying them all.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but the cops get you for it.

I wish there were no dependencies.

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but addons will cease to exist. D:

I wish for the ultimate wish.

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Granted, your wish has been made Ultimate.

I wish for the perfect pet.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but it consumes you for breakfast

 

I wish what happened in Sunday's Family Guy didn't happen.

[Josh6 873]

Wish Granted,

 

they killed Meg.

 

I wish that the Philadelphia Eagles never lose again

[GeometryMath Algebra 614]

Granted, but they go bankrupt due to lack of people going into their stadiums due unpopularity.

I wish for an event when all 600,000 members are active at the same time.

[Kieren Barnett 76]

Granted, but Simtropolis crashes due to overwhelming traffic, and you're unable to log into your account.

 

I wish for 10,000 active non spamming likes on my Facebook page so that I can start selling my photography work, which everyone buys because its so awesome.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but everyone will laugh at your work and only one or two sales happen. When they do become popular, it won't be until decades after your death.

 

I wish I had had enough energy to stay awake for at least two nights.