Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but your turbo is that fast that you will be travewlling through time.

 

I wish I had salt with fluoride.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Grante, but that will tulimately result in your unfortunate demise

 

I wish sSkyscraper won't meet an unfortunate demise

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but his own poor decision making make your wish moot.

 

I wish to be Batman.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Grented but you will get lost in Arkham City

 

I wish some TV shows I watched wouldn't be films but real.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they will also lead to your unfortunate demise.

 

I wish for a stuffed Mr Saturn.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but at night he turns into Gizmo.

 

I wish for an awesome rock cover of "Teenage Dream" by Katy Perry, because the world needs that.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, you get a disk covered in rocks that have broken it irreparably.

I wish for another wish.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you will need to wish for your doom.

I wish for a trip to Paris.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you have to spend the entire trip riding the Metro.

 

I wish I had a big house of my own.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, but it is a dollhouse.

I wish they would fix the agent system in SimCity 2013.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but no one likes dat new Sim CIty! D:

 

I wish someone would like it D:

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but they will hate you for not liking it.

I wish SC2013 came without multiplayer.

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, it doesn't come at all

I wish SimCity 2013 were renamed SimCity 5

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but it isn't a real succerssor

 

I wish to stop with discussing SC NOW! 

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but we discuss your personal issues.  (not really, this is a game)

 

I wish people would stop critisizing my little Mr Saturn avatar.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but now they just criticize your face.

I wish I had a Diet Coke.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but it's Diet Sprite D:

 

I wish for still water with carbonic dioxide!

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but it has to be post mixed.

I wish my interstate friend would visit me this evening.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but about 20 hillbillies come with him/her...

 

I wish I could make anything I wanted

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Grranted, but you will die trying to make a shelf.

 

I wish I had some friends.

[Cyclone Boom 17,031]

Granted, but they're bad company.

 

I wish there were more than 24 hours in a day.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted. The Earth now only rotates once every a year leaving half the world to cook in the sun and the other half to freeze.

 

I wish I can run faster.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Granted, but lactic acid dude!

I wish I had the motivation to learn a third language.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted but it's Palauan which is barely spoken.

 

I wish Palaun would be spoken more often!

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, anyone speaking anything other than Palauan mysteriously disappears.

I wish Obama had a predator drone controller on his desk.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but he uses them to kill you.

I wish I could go to the moon.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you forgot your space-walk suit at home and can't go outside to jump around, jump around, jump up jump up and get down everybody jump jump jump jump jump etc.

 

I wish it was sunnier today so my laundry would actually dry.

[Toothless Stitch 2,901]

Granted, but you laundry line has been sliced by an evil Spidey! 

 

I wish there was less weed in our garden! D:

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Granted, but you're jailed for growing weed.

 

I wish for Canadian nickel

[nataniels3 61]

Granted, but it turns out to be fake.

I wish I could meet a star, up close and personal.