Corrupt a Wish Game (v4)

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but the shield is ineffective against Martian Flu, and you die

I wish I was immortial

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but you'll see all the end of the world, so you feel the cold freezing you, the fire burning your skin, the stars hiting at your head, the ashes asfixiating you, the fog scalding your noose, the noise drilling your ears, the acid water thwarting your mouth, and your eyes watching every second of this hellish event. You will wish to being mortal again, but you can't be mortal again because you wished being immortal. Beware of what you do wish.

I wish to have a wish, nothing comes to my mind!

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but then you forget everything, you wander aimlessly into a freeway and get run over by an 18-wheeler

I wish I can control the Weather.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you lose control over your bowels.

I wish for world peace.

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted, but to get finally the world peace we will pass through a time of darkness, where the WWIII will teach us to respect our ephimeral existence.

I wish to have a dream.

  Edited May 15, 2011 by Alejandro24  

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, I turn off your lights with a baseball bat, and you dream... with you watching a Lady Gaga music video (so really it's a nightmare).

I wish a plastic .

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but due to the unclear phrasing of your wish it's translated as being locked in a very small room with Andy Dick.

I wish I still had my SNES.

[Mithrik 562]

Granted, but it doesn't function.

Again, I wish for a plastic-made duck.

[9988 428]

Granted, but it will be from easily meltable plastic. So it will melt and you will have nothing.

I wish for unlimited number of wishes.

[airman15 4,113]

granted, but the wishes you make only come true in someone else's favor, not yours.

I wish for free spray paint in any color

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but the canister won't spray it out.

I wish that I could drive at age 14 and 3/4ths.

  Edited May 21, 2011 by nathanthemayor  

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted. But you crash the car and because this you lost all the oportunity to drive again in your life.

I wish to being the Dictator of all America.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but the stress of the job sends you to an early grave.

I wish I could dictate who becomes famous and who gets rotten tomatoes thrown at them

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but after your 1st year and a genocide, everybody gladly worships/respects you and you go crazy and wind up shooting yourself because you can't handle positive publicity.

I wish I am the base commander of Area 51

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted. But the aliens come to the earth and search the Commander of Area 51 to convert you to their slave -and not a normal slave-.

I wish to being a Blade Runner in a Cyberpunk city.

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but your mind suddenely blanks out, and you don't know who you are, so you kill yourself.

I wish I had siblings.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but one of your siblings is a hungry velociraptor.

I wish I never had to try natto (look it up).

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but you are instead forced to eat it for 10 years.

I wish I play in a Grunge band

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but you get fired after making one mistake.

I wish I din't have to take finals at the end of the school year.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but instead you must take entrance exams, which are far, FAR more difficult.

I wish I was a better athlete.

[pokeboy21 7]

granted you get so strong your muscles burst

i wish for a perfect cookie with no mold and a shield that cant malfunction and keeps out allll diseases

[hittwice99 619]

Granted, but the cookie is microscopic and the shield is too heavy to move.

I wish for a faster internet connection.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but you can only visit the fever swamps of /b/.

I wish for year-round NFL football.

[airman15 4,113]

Granted, but a new Black Plague breaks out and kills all players from all teams.

I wish for the fastest gaming computer with 5 TB of storage free of charge

[Mithrik 562]

Granted but it crashes when you try to install a game.

I wish nothing.

[pokeboy21 7]

notgranted

i wish for an angry mob of flying monkeys

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Granted, but they devour you up.

I wish I could go to Mars.

[airman15 4,113]

granted, but you don't have a space suit, so the pressure inside you causes you to explode

i wish to transform into anything i want

[Alejandro24 575]

Granted. But in one of these transformations you become a green liquid and you can't return to your normal state.

I wish to being a cyborg.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Granted, but Skynet.

I wish I could fly without an airplane.