The Moose Factory - Virtual Bar and Grill - Version 3

[Bdub01 201]

Think ill just play some foozball in the corner.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Sorry old boy.  It's the mass of the Pre-sanctified today.  Breakfast for Holy Saturday:

 

Eggs Benedict

Orange Blossom

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Easter treat hotter than h...?  Some like it hot.  I have a Sinhalese friend who eats scotch bonnet peppers raw out of his fingers.  I think he would like this egg.  Not me!

 

Easter Sunday

at the Moose Factory

 

Sunrise Breakfast

 

Eggs any style with ham, bacon or sausage

Green Salad with Orange dressing

 

Coffee, Tea, Milk

 

Lunch

 

Grilled cheese sandwiches

Bread and Butter Pickles

 

Abomination of Satan (Fruit Cup)

 

Bar Service

 

Dinner

 

Fresh Lobster Cocktail - Sauce Piquante

Baked Glazed Ham with Pineapple - Raisin Sauce

Mashed Potatoes with clarified butter

Fiddleheads sautéed with Bacon cubes.

 

Special Easter Egg Sundae (lots of Goooo)

 

Bar Service

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

Just some bloody strong coffee please for today. Working an 8 hour shift, totally thrilled about that.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Lunch on Easter at the Moose Factory with Mr Saturn. Sounds good to me.

Mr Saturn and I will have grilled cheese sandwiches, an Mr Saturn wants an "Abomination of Satan".

Happy Easter! Alleluia!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Just some bloody strong coffee please for today. Working an 8 hour shift, totally thrilled about that.

 

Large espresso served.  Accessories on the table.  I don't think much of the respect for religion of your employer, but them's the breaks.

 

 

Lunch on Easter at the Moose Factory with Mr Saturn. Sounds good to me.

Mr Saturn and I will have grilled cheese sandwiches, an Mr Saturn wants an "Abomination of Satan".

Happy Easter! Alleluia!

 

Served.  Alleluia.

 

I can't understand why anyone likes that mixed fruit cup.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

I am not religious anyway, so it doesn't matter.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Just some bloody strong coffee please for today. Working an 8 hour shift, totally thrilled about that.

 

Large espresso served.  Accessories on the table.  I don't think much of the respect for religion of your employer, but them's the breaks.

 

 

Lunch on Easter at the Moose Factory with Mr Saturn. Sounds good to me.

Mr Saturn and I will have grilled cheese sandwiches, an Mr Saturn wants an "Abomination of Satan".

Happy Easter! Alleluia!

 

Served.  Alleluia.

 

I can't understand why anyone likes that mixed fruit cup.It was a great Eatser. At the church I go to, after everything, hymns, prayers, everything, the priest says "Christ is risen, alleluia!" and the congregation responds "Christ is Risen indeed. Alleluia!" ans that repeats. It's always a lovely service, probably because we have good taste in hymns, particularly around Easter. UnlikeChristmas, where very church in America is playing the same hymns, here we have a lot to choose from. Small community, good taste. It's a win-win.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

As long as you enjoyed it, that's the main thing.

Well being a somewhat large restaurant, we can't really close especially as we are near a shopping centre where everything is open. A lot of people I work with are Catholic, so they took the day off for festivities with families. I was more annoyed with working the double shift on little sleep, not the day...

[Bdub01 201]

Guess ill come in for a nightcap...

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Eatser!  I'll take that as a Freudian slip.

 

For your nightcap would you like to go to sleep gradually or shall we slip you a Micky Finn?

[Bdub01 201]

Think I shall be in for lunch and a nice cold drink!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Lunch today was:

Potage Printanière (hot potato soup with cream)

Shaved Roast Beef sandwich with Horseradish Mayonnaise

Side of Dill or Bread and Butter Pickles

 

Ice cream (pick a flavour)

 

Bar Service^*

 

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* Bar service includes both alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages including Coffee, Tea, Milk, Almond Silk.

[Mr Saturn64 742]

2 Potage Printanière and a side of bread

 

and one vinilla and one chocolate ice cream.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Served with a fresh baguette and a pot of butter.  Enjoy.

[Bdub01 201]

Think I'll have some breakfast before work. Nice crisp bacon, two eggs over easy and sour dough toast with coffee please!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Weekend at the Moose Factory.

 

Breakfast

 

Light Rye Toast with preserves

 

Coffee, Tea, Milk, other beverage

 

 

Lunch

 

Chicken Stir Fry with Snap Pea Pods, Green Garlic Stock and Sesame Oil

Steamed Rice

 

Chinese Tea

 

Fortune Cookie

 

 

Dinner

 

Sopas D'Ajo (Spanish Garlic Soup)

 

Slice of Roast Hip of Beef au jus

Roast Potato

Glazed Carrots with Cloves

Steamed Broccoli Florets

 

Mixed Berry Open Face Pie with Ice Cream

 

Bar Service

[SimRico 968]

Think I'll have some breakfast before work. Nice crisp bacon, two eggs over easy and sour dough toast with coffee please!

 

 

Weekend at the Moose Factory.

 

Breakfast

 

Light Rye Toast with preserves

 

Coffee, Tea, Milk, other beverage

 

 

Lunch

 

Chicken Stir Fry with Snap Pea Pods, Green Garlic Stock and Sesame Oil

Steamed Rice

 

Chinese Tea

 

Fortune Cookie

 

 

Dinner

 

Sopas D'Ajo (Spanish Garlic Soup)

 

Slice of Roast Hip of Beef au jus

Roast Potato

Glazed Carrots with Cloves

Steamed Broccoli Florets

 

Mixed Berry Open Face Pie with Ice Cream

 

Bar Service

I'll have what HEs having!  

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

OK, now why did you copy the menu?

[Mr Saturn64 742]

Good question.

 

Mr Saturn and I will haveLight Rye Toast and milk.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Puts some of the Veuve Cliquot 2007 on ice.  This is reserved for Trixie and her handlers.

[Alejandro24 575]

A lot of time without coming to the Moose factory. I would really like to order a chocolate ice scream, please, since is making a lot of hot now I would not want to know how will be in the next month. So, how is going the life more in the norht of the continent?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Ice cream served.  It has been spotty.  It was very nice most of yesterday but thunderstorms in the evening, rain this morning and it is currently overcast and 22 degrees, which is the warmest it has been this spring.

[Bdub01 201]

Where you been the last few days I've been wanting some of that veggie chili and a Long Island iced tea

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

I had a problem with the loose nut holding my keyboard.  It erased my BIOS and I had to get it reset.

 

Your meal is served.  You don't need me to eat.  The autosystem always looks after people.

[north country dude 207]

I rarely get around, but the virtual way seems best for now. I'll have the Slice of Roast Hip of Beef au jus, Roast Potato, Glazed Carrots with Cloves, and coffee with cream and sugar. That loose nut on the keyboard? still loose?

 

So, on the first page of the Grand re-Opening of this fine establishment, I noticed that someone had mentioned a priest, a rabbi, and a minister joke?

I heard a funny one not too long ago,...stop me if you've heard it:

 

A priest, a preacher and a Rabbi walked into their favorite bar, where they would get together two or three times a week for drinks and to talk shop.

On this particular afternoon, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard. A real challenge would be to preach to a bear.

One thing led to another and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they're all together to discuss the experience.

Father Flannery, who has his arm in a sling, is on crutches, and has various bandages, goes first.
"Well," he says, "I went into the woods to find me a bear. And when I found him I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle a lamb. The bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation."

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, with an arm and both legs in casts, and an IV drip. In his best fire and brimstone oratory he claimed, " WELL brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, UP another and DOWN another until we came to a creek. So I quick DUNKED him and BAPTIZED his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus."

They both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IV's and monitors running in and out of him. He was in bad shape.

The rabbi looks up and says, "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."

-more here.

 

 

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Your meal was served by the autosystem.  Bears and tigers are alike.  When you ride a tiger, be sure you have a good grip on the ears.

[north country dude 207]

...and never, ever do what the rabbi did. Mmmm, good meal. Your autosystem really knows its culinary stuff.

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

A cup of warm Chamomile tea and maybe a bowl of chips to snack on. Yes, I know it's late but I have a craving.

[Bdub01 201]

I think I need a little wake up juice...