The Moose Factory - Virtual Bar and Grill - Version 3

[Bdub01 201]

There is such good food I don't want to leave. Hey barkeep a Long Island Iced Tea for me and whatever my friend here wants. Also throw me some of The Generals chicken!!!

[Turning towards SimRico glass in hand] Hey bud the mayoring goes slowly. [Leans closer] Pssst!!! How are the closet Skeletons? [starts laughing now]

[SimRico 968]

[simRico looks up to see if anybody heard and says as he leans toward Bdub but keeps his eyes trained on the crowd...scanning left and right]...what have you heard?  Somebody in town talking? Dont believe what they say.....its not troo...i was just drunk that night....[then surprizingly SimRico saus while looking at Bdub]...OOOOH you mean the ghosts in the polaroid.......!

[ROFLyoshi 1,760]

[feels special because us Australians are Nonnys friends]

The Empire uh ... Commonwealth must stick together, eh? mate.  Fair winds and following seas.

 

The terrible two are here filling their faces again.  They are really very good for business, and we always have the KK Dragon lick them off later so they don't go out all greasy and unkempt.  Good thing the tab in here is virtual.

 

Dinner tonight is ginger beef followed by General Tao's spicy chicken with rice and veggies.  Dessert is pineapple ice and a fortune cookie.

 

A little taste of the orient is good once in a while.

 

Tomorrow, being Saturday, we open for breakfast when you get here.  I expect that breakfast will be the usual selections from cold cereals to Eggs Benedict, with the usual beverages including orange blossoms and straight champagne.

 

Lunch will be a standard buffet.

 

Dinner is still up for grabs.

Ooh, the spicy chicken sounds lovely. I trust the kitchen will have some for me? I'll need a feed, as I start my third shift at my new job tonight and will no doubt be exhausted.

[SimRico 968]

[simRico digs for his keys to take off for the night but first buys a round for bdub and our new Australian buddy!] Well guys i must retire for the night! Hey its been fun asusual and i ate till i hurt meself, the foods that good. Yoose guys have a good nite and see everyone tomorrow same place!

[RipRap 4,400]

Hey John

I would like some French Onion Soup Please.

Hmmm, Seems to be a lot of Negative PR for SimCity lately, not good. On the other hand, I am going to Detroit/Windsor in May for the F1 in Schools Competition. May I ask if you know some tourist spots that our team could visit?

[Bdub01 201]

[Wakes up looks around wiping drool] Wow must have stuffed myself asleep. Well goodnight till tomorrow. [Gets up and stumbles out the door]

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

ROFLYoshi: "Ooh, the spicy chicken sounds lovely. I trust the kitchen will have some for me? I'll need a feed, as I start my third shift at my new job tonight and will no doubt be exhausted."

 

Served.  We always have unlimited inventory.  That's why we have the autoserver.

 

 

oj, hey Barkeep. yup i normally have a bit more kooth than today. its those dayam peyton placians. they are so demanding. hey Bdub. how goes it in your town...we mayors are sookklk unappreciated . i think i need a Chivas Regale!

I am not sure I understand your accent.  That was Chivas Regal?  Done.

 

There is such good food I don't want to leave. Hey barkeep a Long Island Iced Tea for me and whatever my friend here wants. Also throw me some of The Generals chicken!!!
[Turning towards SimRico glass in hand] Hey bud the mayoring goes slowly. [Leans closer] Pssst!!! How are the closet Skeletons? [starts laughing now]

 

[A plate of General Tao's chicken flies out of the autochef and hits Bdub01 in the face.]  Enjoy!

 

Hey John

I would like some French Onion Soup Please.

Hmmm, Seems to be a lot of Negative PR for SimCity lately, not good. On the other hand, I am going to Detroit/Windsor in May for the F1 in Schools Competition. May I ask if you know some tourist spots that our team could visit?

 

Soupe à l'onion served.  Bon appetit.

 

Well, poor EA.  They made their usual stupid mistake of too much hype and not enough quality assurance.  Seems they've never heard of the ISO 9000 series of standards.  Manufacturing of any product is the same as any other.  Computer games are nothing special, just computer programs and there are standards for their development and testing.  On their head be it.  They yanked their developers out of the lab far too often to serve the marketing guruzim for them to get anything done.  Corporate greed goeth before the patches.  If I had that game now, I'd accept their refund offer.

 

Windsor/Detroit is not one of my stamping grounds.  Sorry, but maybe someone else will have a word or two for you.

[SimRico 968]

[Wakes up looks around wiping drool] Wow must have stuffed myself asleep. Well goodnight till tomorrow. [Gets up and stumbles out the door]

[stops by The Factory for some flapjacks, bacoñe and maple syrup....and a whole pot of Folgers....stumbles over a sleeping person blocking the entry]....Bdub that must have been one mean slice of Rum Cake you whooofed down last night....dont tell me you ate the whole thing! Suppose to take the rest home to ferment.. [picks bdub up] come on inside lets do some. Breakfast to soak up all that joyjoose!

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Since you posted nearly at lunch time, I guess you wanted the lunch service.  Pigs in a blanket, Bloody Mary, and some ice cream for a chaser.  Can make you a Winnipeg pick up if you'd rather.

[SimRico 968]

Since you posted nearly at lunch time, I guess you wanted the lunch service.  Pigs in a blanket, Bloody Mary, and some ice cream for a chaser.  Can make you a Winnipeg pick up if you'd rather.

I will have double that and can I take a loom at the dinner menu please? Oh and compliments to the autobot server! He sure put a whammy on Bdub last night! Poor guy STILL zonked out from that 200% proof desert. Good thing no passerby's were smoking cigs near him. ROFL

[Bdub01 201]

[slowly opens one bloodshot eye then the other and looks around realizing I have the same clothes on from two days ago. Clears throat...]

I need coffee strong and black. How long I been out? No more rum cake for me. Can you make that coffee to go? I need to make sure my cities haven't been invaded by UFOs or giant robots.

[SimRico 968]

[sitting on barstool next to Bbud, waving my hand back and forth over his glazed and out of focused bloodshot eyes till theyslowwwwly focuses on me from a blur to reality]

 

Wow man you had one heck of a Rum Cake Ride....[turning toward Moose]..."Can I get one of THOSE rum cakes to go? Hey its Sunday whats the autochef got on menu today?  [Turns back to his buddy].... man, youre lucky if your city has giant robot and spaceshilp problems.......we still have a rash of werewoof attacks and we STILL cant put a fingeron what the SMA I adding to the food and water supply that keeps everyome so young....not to mention that they turn young after they were ffirst turns uo mysteriously missing for weeks on out..... the oddest things in our cities.... wheres your town again?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Well, as you know the autoserver will give you what you ask for except it will dealcoholize stuff for minors.  You guys had better watch it, you'll be packing on some virtual weight.  You should take a run through the exercise room in the back run by the KK Dragon.  He'll make you sweat (virtually)

 

Lunch at the Moose Factory for Sunday 10 March 2013:

 

Seafood Cocktail, Sauce Piqante

 

Julienne of Chicken Salad with mixed greens

Multigrain Toast

 

Strawberry Jello

[SimRico 968]

Am I too late to place my order?  I was caught up on Maintenance Junction and Network Freeway, was a gridlock.  Did BDub get here yet? How about our Australian buddy?  Bdubs probably fending off aliens or tip-toeing around that hangover right now.. will see w hen he gets here..

 

lets see.... AutoServer: Can I have two orders of todays' special but for drinks, I would like the entire picture of Appletini... and for a starter, can I have a "Fuzzy Naval"?  One of those orders is to go  I know I will be leaving late and end up in the dog house when I get back to Peyton Place. So it might be my dinner to night!

 

 

(hmm. that looks more like a 'short-circuited

dusty naval'......)
 

[Bdub01 201]

Hope I'm not too late for lunch. The time change threw me off again. I never get use to "springing forward"!!!

[SimRico 968]

Hope I'm not too late for lunch. The time change threw me off again. I never get use to "springing forward"!!!

Bdub you are just in time. grab seat....me amd Australia was just starting to dig in. Tell me...how is the noggin?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Well, it seems we were closed down by the Dirktator.  Looks like a full scale overhaul on the STEX.

 

Supper time now, guys.

 

Clear Comsommé

Appetizer Tidbits

 

Slice of Roast Hip of Beef as you like it - au jus

Whipped potatoes with Horseradish - pan gravy

Steamed Broccoli

Glazed Carrots

 

Strawberries Romanoff

Cherries Jubilee

Tiramisu

 

Bar service including Coffee, Tea, Milk.

 

Postprandial platter of Fruits, Cheeses and Biscuits on the bar.

[SimRico 968]

Well, it seems we were closed down by the Dirktator.  Looks like a full scale overhaul on the STEX.

 

Supper time now, guys.

 

Clear Comsommé

Appetizer Tidbits

 

Slice of Roast Hip of Beef as you like it - au jus

Whipped potatoes with Horseradish - pan gravy

Steamed Broccoli

Glazed Carrots

 

Strawberries Romanoff

Cherries Jubilee

Tiramisu

 

Bar service including Coffee, Tea, Milk.

 

Postprandial platter of Fruits, Cheeses and Biscuits on the bar.

[simrico arrives in the midst of the dinner rush. Atmosphere full of clinking of silverware and chinawear as customers coversate and dine to one of the tastiest menu items this week.    Water finally gets to me and wLks me through the shoulder to shoulder waiting area and into the main dining hall.  hears bdub calling out].

 

Yes waiter, tberez my table over there, thanks.

 

Hey big guy hows everyone tonite? thanks for reserving the two tables.  man its a big turn out tonite [simRico says nearly at the top of his voice so bdub & company can hear over the buzzing crowd]...

[Bdub01 201]

Dude!!! The grub is great dig in. Order what you want it's on me tonight!!! The roast and potatoes are to die for. I guess starting tomorrow I may have to go to the KK Dragon The Moose was talking about. I've already gained 20 vertical lbs but can't help it. Since I found thus place I can't stop. But I'm not complaining mind you. If you heard Berlin finally got a couple major skyscrapers. I'll post pics ASAP !!!

[SimRico 968]

Hey T H A N K S my man!   Yeah this is good. cant get any.better than this!  Good friends, great food x. excellent atmosphere!   the robo-thing-a-ma-bob is serving nonstop!  Whew [simRico Rubs the ole Stommy]... looks like i better let the kkdragon hit me too!  All we need is Berlin and Peyton Valley News to get their hands on some pics of us bigger than the sizes of our Mayor Monuments! ROFL (Literallyh... You know, i could use a vacation weekend. Maybe next weekend i might do a business trip to Berlin and stop by your office and say hey to the gang.

 

Is Nerlmann still working in the county records office?  Sure miss him and the family since he transferred to Berlin.  we havent replaced him yet.

[SimRico 968]

hey Barkeep. ROFL, Bdub and gang! look at the "literal l menu at the bottom.of the page!   i thought Mr Moose had the "bar and grill", "restaurant bar", restaurant Menus" etc links added below referring to The Factory.........then i clicked one of them...... XD

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Morning everyone -- Mmmm.  Overslept, it is nearly noon.

 

A new week.  Well, the usual fare will be on offer,  May we suggest for your lunch:

 

Potage Printanière

 

Shaved Ham sandwich on light rye with Spiced Havarti

Sweet pickles on the side.

 

A pint of Guiness

[Bdub01 201]

[Walks in and sits next to SimRicos barstool] the lunch sounds great I'm take two cause I'm sure SimRico will be here shortly. And if not then I got two lunches to eat .

[SimRico 968]

Hey guys sorry i am late.. whoa thanks man for ordering for me that saves some time.... hey next one's on me!   mmmm compliments to de chef [now the mmmm's and mumbming of a dining area full of satisfied customers fills the air along with the aroma of the sliced ham and other delectables!

 

[between bites]  Man that was a big turn out last nite waznt it? glad you guys already had tables reserved....[turning to the Moose]  Mr Moose you really had a packed house and i read an excellent article writeup this morning. will see if i can bring it this evening. it was totally a great review of last nights Factory Dinner!  Readers would think STARS were being dined last evening....congrats to you, the kkdragon and thr robo-server

 

 

 

(of course i brought my own spoon in that pic....The factory's much classier)

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Today, we have great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts that you eat with a spoon.  You can also use a straw.

 

But seriously, breakfast at the Moose Factory:

 

Orange Blossom

 

Eggs Benedict (in honour of the Pope emeritus)

Sides of extra ham, bacon (crisp) or sausage for the truly hungry man.

 

Crème Brulèe

[SimRico 968]

i am the truly hungry man. i am sure glad i found this place, its right on the way to work and so convsnient especially when i dont have time to prepare breakfast at home.

Hey how about tripple the order for todays special. i know bdub will be hers shortly and our new friend from down under will arrive soon too.

Now, about them Gopher gutts.....anything like fried Chit'lins?

[Bdub01 201]

Stop it your making me so hungry!!! Need coffee stat first!!!

[SimRico 968]

Hey thanks for the java! i needed that. Heres clip from The Press. bg right up on The Factory! the papers says more to come!

Must be big time. the papers intown cant DO color ....but somehow they did this time

[Bdub01 201]

I had to shut down the Berlin paper. They were saying negative things about me. Now I own the paper "The Berlin Reader". Sims can't even drive to work much less think for themselves. Oh I got your suite at the Ong Condos ready for your visit as of course such a dignified guest as yourself shall be there. I had to "eleminate" a few protesters at Berlin University. It's okay though we got many more Sims ready to spout the party line. Though its not easy cleaning all that blood off the streets and side of walls as I thought. [leans closer to SimRico]. Something very weird happened in Berlin a few days ago. Wanna hear...?

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Berlin? Have you taken the title of Fuehrer yet?

 

 

Tuesday Dinner at the Moose Factory:

 

Beef Barley Soup

Slice of Roast Pork prepared with rosemary and garlic, pan gravy
Boiled parsleyed potatoes, butter or gravy
Mashed turnip with allspice

Apple pie à la mode

Bar Service
May we suggest a dry white wine with the entrée.
A nice chewy old Malmsy with the dessert.
Chilled champagne is always available.