Queensferry ---> WINNING

[BuggUla 405]

[Markus J 242]

Freaked me out seeing that huge spider! Not cool!

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Kinda looks like a stuffed animal but get it away from me.

[BuggUla 405]

Sirron Kcuhc But it is. Either you love us or you oppose us. And since we love you, you should love us.

Wrightguy0 You underestimate the alluring smell of money being made. You will learn to love it, as we love you!

Abcvs The smell of money being made reminds one sometimes of the smell of strawberry bubble gum. Now, who would not love that? After all, we do. And, of course, we love you to. Hee hee hee!

Markus J Do not fear us; love us, as we do you.

Sirron Kcuhc Yes, we are very cuddly. Welcome us with open arms. We love you!!!

[lucky7 73]

Here's todays' rhyme for Queensferry, and listen carefully: decay is all I say...

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Well that is interesting....   China may block Google for its 'unsuitable' search results...  but it does not block Queensferry.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

They know they need someone like him.

[BuggUla 405]

It's time to ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Feel the love... celebrate the victory.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Wait who are you attacking?

[BuggUla 405]

lucky7 There is never a reason/never a season/for poetic treason/Like a glove/you we love/BuggUla's above

abcvs That is because we love China... and they love us (and we you!). Hee hee hee!

Sirron Kcuhc Did you enjoy our latest victory over the enemy felines? It's so easy... we love it! As much as we love you!

Perhaps the next Schulmania update should be here! Hee hee hee!

[BuggUla 405]

Love Island This update is written by the Queensferry Propaganda & Infestation Office, a division of QueensMedia Group, Ltd. QueensMedia Group allows free distribution of this update, since it is laced with so many subliminals and neuro-treats (yes, uleic acid, even in soft copy form) that all who read it or even glance at it or even think about it will be filled with an overwhelming urge to love Queensferry and support us in our quest to take over all and subjugate all to our inspired and glorious vision. All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! [Please note: if the propaganda's effects seem to be wearing off, please report immediately to an Infestation Center for full indoctrination and an Oil of Onimay chaser. Better you come to us than us have to come get you...] And now, the feature presentation. Acquaint yourself with this map. In this update, we will begin to explore the glorious creation of Love Island, a model city of Queensferry, designed to quell restive indigenous populations who might doubt the greatness of our intentions... or our power. Don't memorize the map - our gains will continue unabated. To solidify our control over the western edge of the Buggulan Ocean, we have colonized the entire island with 14 cities interlinked into a typical Queensferry hive. To demonstrate the value of our technology and lifestyle in an effort to win the hearts and small minds of our puny enemies, we have showcased the best our nation has to offer - fine sturdy housing, modern industry and transportation and of course top notch security. Those who are not entranced by this glittering wonderland are indeed fools and worthy of the sorry fate which awaits them. Our model city is crime free, disease free, and provides the highest standards in indoctrinating pseudo-education and censored propaganda-as-culture. This enchanting city, Love Island, is one of fourteen on Love Island. We will explore some of the others in subsequent chapters, since our presence is irreversible and ever-growing. Those pathetic fools had farms on this island. HA! FARMS?! Who wants a field full of Brussels Sprouts? Anyone?? Anyone?? Bueller? So, we replaced those archaic and useless anachronisms with industry. So, instead of air choked with the putrid smell of dung and unpalatable vegetation, savor the smell of money being made. As is our custom, high security presence allows for peace of mind. There is never any fear in Queensferry, as every citizen is fully controlled by BuggUla and anyone with disloyal or independent thoughts is quickly rounded up and sent to an Infestation Center. Fear nothing, only love BuggUla and you will know the warm glowing warming glow of BuggUla. Sturdy and affordable homes are a trademark of Queensferry society. Who wouldn't want to live in this idyllic neighborhood? Here in this model neighborhood, solid brick construction provides accommodations for thousands of BuggUla's minions, each intent on complete obedience. Join them. Live in the greatest, happiest neighborhood in existence. Witness the glorious Tower of Power, the seat of government for Love Island. It is next door to an Oil of Onimay refinery. Here, our many operatives monitor everything... and everyone. All to make us happier than ever possible. Rejoice in the love of BuggUla and Queensferry! Here in Love Island's Butterfly Acres neighborhood, everyone is filled with joy. Their new home on the western end of the ocean is perfect in every way. Soon, their work in the factories will lead to the full takeover of the mainland and the spread of our glorious society far and wide. Stunning, isn't it, that the primitives who held this island didn't even have a viable seaport? Ours can accommodate thousands of vats of uleic acid shipments daily, and plenty of other stuff as well. Soon, the deepwater port will receive millions of weapons, as the island becomes a staging area for a full scale invasion of the mainland. Those fools don't even have electricity! They'd probably be so entranced by a light bulb they'd sign their kingdom away for a box of them. We have introduced trains to the island as well. These help to speed materials and citizens between the fourteen cities on our lovely isle. This train is carrying supplies for Granny Legg's Home Style "Chicken" & Dumplins factory in nearby Toxi City. Uleic acid has been found on the island and mining has begun. The acid pits will produce enough of our mind control elixir to subjugate the entire enemy population, if early production projections are accurate. Who could doubt that Queensferry can put the island to its highest and most productive use? Who would want rancid, putrid farms of icky vegetables when one could have bustling and prosperous neighborhoods of joyous BuggUla supporters? To oppose our progress is the ultimate in epic failure. We have a cutting edge infrastructure in place, providing all varieties of Onimay products as well as all of the standard issue Queensferry materials and technology. We even have satellite feeds of QueensMedia Television. As all can tell, we are here to stay. Acquaint yourself with the look of the future - Schulmania will look like this soon. The time has come to end the stifling decadence of this western land and usher in a new age - an age of glory and achievement beyond our wildest dreams. All hail Queensferry! All hail BuggUla! All hail Queensferry! All hail BuggUla! And death to any who oppose us.

[Hester 699]

You are absolutely gross BuggUla! You have no idea what the felines are developing. They are smarter than YOU and your minions.

[Follarch 326]

Well well, seems you just built a whole bunch of advanced tech on their land that they can take from you. Soon enough, soon enough.

[Mayorm 14]

Well now that is the last straw! The Quad Cities will be getting involved in this conflict!

Prepare the bug spray!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

What, do you have some sort of time dilation tech to build so fast there or something?

Die buggs, die!

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

There is a time to love, and a time to hate; a time of war, and a time of peace.

Enjoy your hollow victory while you can BuggUla. Time stops for no one and time will tell as to your ultimate victory or defeat.

[Wrightguy0 40]

Anyone see my C4? i had about one hundred and fifty pounds of it, last i saw it was in a bag, in the tower of power........*KABOOM* there it is! You all my want to run, asbestos clouds are nasty things to get caught in, and I beams and concrete cunks are detremental to one's health and bones

[BuggUla 405]

Aint it just beautiful?

And it smells as great as it looks!!

I can just $MELL the money being made.... ahhh, refreshing!

[Hester 699]

One word...well, 2 letters. P U!

[StanislavSoltys 47]

LOL

[TmiguelT 10]

This is just awful !!! ... What have you done to my country !!!

[Benedict 3,119]

I love Love Island (I am Loved!)

[Loney 22]

Enjoy inhaling those "refreshing" soot, nitrogen oxides/dioxides, sulfuric dioxide, sulfur oxides, volatile organic compounds, carbon monoxcide, particulate matter, airbone toxic metal dust, ammonia, and other fun stuff that are guarenteed to result in more frequent hospital visits and a shorter life. Did I forget to mention it will slightly to massively lower your citizens' IQ and increase sick days which reduce productivity?

[Hester 699]

Just you wait until the Supreme Wirdle and Admiral Hestorb face you in battle. You are going DOWN!

[BuggUla 405]

Hester We do love you, but you are seriously misinformed. We will show you more of our glorious progress so you can see the errors of your way.

Archean We love your sense of humor! As if they could conquer us! HA!

Mayorm We love your sense of humor too. As if we were not invincible!

Leech10 Our hive cities are built well and quickly using massive amounts of drone labor. We love our techniques... as we also love you! Hee hee hee!

Abcvs Thank you; we shall indeed enjoy our victory. We love victory, as we also love you.

Wrightguy0 We love you for your concern about our welfare. But, fear not. We are invincible.

Hester We love the smell of money being made... as we also love you! Hee hee hee!

StanislavSoltys That's the spirit! That's why we love you!

TmiguelT Hee hee hee! You mean BUGGULA'S country. We love it... and you too of course!

Benedict Your devoted loyalty has been noted. We love you for your devotion to us!

Loney Our various chemicals serve to enhance all they encounter. That is why we are superior to all. We love our chemicals. And of course we love you too!

Hester Only in fits of laughter! We love that humor! So funny we forgot to laugh.

[BuggUla 405]

Rejoice, My Beloved Queensferry Fans!

With victory in hand and infestation well underway, the spoils of war are starting to trickle in to the homeland, making live even better in the utopian paradise of Queensferry! Behold! The new Iron Centipede Station has been completed in the Gulf Mountain neighborhood of the capital city. Now, thousands of drones can travel in luxury, speed, and sleek style to their jobs in the acid pits and munitions factories. Oh, the greatness and glory of BuggUla truly knows no bounds! All haiul BuggUla! All hail victory!

Remember, you have a choice in the struggle for freedom and survival: you can fight WITH us or be dissolved BY us... Since we love you, we suggest you choose our side. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

[Muck308 55]

So... do we get death for all after we all hail you, or what? If you're gonna snuff me, then I just assume I'll stick with the felines. I've got one on my lap right now... making it kinda hard to type.

Nice station, btw

[Follarch 326]

That's a lot of "civil protection" around that station. You think you'll ever have to use it?

[Benedict 3,119]

I love the sound of acid pits! (I am loved!!)

[BuggUla 405]

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