Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

I vote for candidate vop.

Ancaron to English translation currently not available. Please try again.

Edit: Hey! It works now!

vop = 2

[ion496 1]

I definitely vote candidate one, the "love bugg party".

Why? LAZORS ARE FUN. 

[Benedict 3,119]

I would cast my vote for the candidate who loves ME the most. (I am loved, but by who?)

[Hester 699]

Originally posted by: Benedict

I would cast my vote for the candidate who loves ME the most. (I am loved, but by who?)quote>

BUGGULA!

[BuggUla 405]

Vote early and vote often, my fellow BuggUla followers!

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[Hester 699]

He has quite a few admirers, I must say. :-(

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I vote for Curious George.

After all Queensferry is a banana republic.

[BuggUla 405]

Because of the elections, we are quite busy. So, we're mailing this one in...

Hester There are two types of people: those who love us with all their hearts and those who go an Infestation Center and then love us with all their hearts. So... which will it be? As for us, you know we love you! Hee hee hee!

Hester we love you for voting.

Korot We love you but your ballot did not count. Please try again. A security force will be dispatched to help you vote correctly.

lucky7 We love you for voting. And we love dogs. We are looking forward to forming an alliance against our common enemy. And, in return, we will lower flea levels for dogs by 20%.

Dumanios Of course! We love you for asking. They usually win the Miss Queensferry beauty pageant held every April at the Termite Terrace Hotel in beautiful Beetle Beach!

Hester We love them as we love you. We claim all polylegged individuals and dare any to contest our iron-fisted will of love.

Leech10 We love you for voting.

ion496 We love you for voting. Be sure to use quoty-fingers for the "laser".

Benedict We love you for voting. All three are endorsed by BuggUla and have been prescreened for loyalty and obedience and ruthlessness. You can't lose!

Hester You are wise. That is why we love you!

Hester Again, love-worthy wisdom. As a matter of fact, take a look at where Queensferry BuggUla Followers tallies EXCEEDS those of the menacing evil enemy:

SPAIN >>> Queensferry 15, Schulmania 14

SWITZERLAND>>> Queensferry 5, Schulmania 2

AUSTRIA>>> Queensferry 2, Schulmania 1

HONG KONG>>> Queensferry 1 Schulmania 0 [no one in Hong Kong loves them!!! Hee hee hee!]

So, considering how much longer they have been around on Simtropolis, it shows that our power and might is ever-growing and soon we shall crush them like potato chips.

Abcvs We love you but your ballot did not count. Please try again. A security force will be dispatched to help you vote correctly. And, FYI, we are not a republic. We are a buggularchy.

[Hester 699]

That clears all THAT up! Um...ABCVS and Korot...put up your shields...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

A vote in another laguage that you don't understand counts?

Okay, in that case I vote for leaci.

Zukish to English translation currently not available. Please try again.

More wisdom:

Schulmania: 607 (USA)

Queensferry: 399 (Earth)

Edit: Translation now works.

Leaci = leech

[Hester 699]

Take THAT! BuggUla!

[Dumanios 35]

I vote for Dr. Insano.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

You want to be in a football league? Go to the link in my signature to find out how.

Also more on topic: who should i vote for?

[BuggUla 405]

Hester Resistance is futile... but we love you for the giggles it gives us to think any have a chance against our supremacy.

Leech10 We are not concerned about total numbers, since the enemy has had a longer web presence than us. Rather, our rate of growth is closing the gap quickly. That shows sympathies of the world are turning toward us. Everyone loves a winner. Just like we love you. You win with Queensferry.

Hester We shall. And we shall mail you some love. Here's the postage:

Dumanios We love you for voting. Your loyalty will be rewarded.

Sirron Kcuhc Which candidate is not important - they all have the same campaign promise: to lovingly obey BuggUla at all ties with blind faith and unending trust. We love you for your civic involvement.

The election has now ended. We are proud to announce that the people have spoken and Zom B. Braineater has been elected! We love you for voting.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Oh ok. Well congrats Zom B. Braineater

[BuggUla 405]

We are feeling the love from our .second consecutive Top 10 finish in Ben's Top 10. Come, join us in our quest for perfection. We love you! <3

All hail BuggUla!

Death to all!

All hail victory!

Death to all!

[Hester 699]

PAH! BuggUla..you'll never be tops with ME!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Current stats:

Schulmania: 730 (USA), an increase of 127

Queensferry: 457 (Earth), an increase of 58

Closing the gap you say?

[Dumanios 35]

Where on Earth would Queensferry be located anyway? I would be unable to invade due to my CJ being in the Age of Discovery.

[§haÅ--Ñ€ §hÅŽo 370]

Probably in North Korea. (Just kidding)

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Where on Earth would Queensferry be located anyway?quote>

I know exactly where it is.   However I am not at liberty to disclose its true identity. 

However judging by the Map Loco, some of you may be closer to Queensferry than you realise.  

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Queensferry Adoration Survey

Would all those devoted to Buggula and Queensferry please fill out this simple survey the results will be collated and will be held against you in our kangaroo court of law should the need ever arise.

 

1. Have you visited Queensferry in the last 12 months?

Yes No, but I am coming right away as I have seen the error of my ways

2. Which of the following best describes the primary purpose for the visit to Queensferry?

Money Making Convention Private Business (However we will monitor that...) Leisure (You wish...) Visit Friends/Relatives in Detention (Hee hee hee) Re-Education/Re-Training Foreign Invasion Detention Center Tour BuggUla Adoration Espionage

 

3. Did you research Queensferry prior to your visit? If yes, please go to question 4. If no, please go to question 5.

Yes No

 

4. What resource(s) did you use to find out about Queensferry?

Word-of-Mouth Visitors Guide Internet Our Glorious Propoganda It's Smell

5. How did you travel to Queensferry?

Car Bus Plane Sailing Ship Ped Mall Tile

 

6. How far did you travel to get to Queensferry?

Less than 50 miles 50-100 miles 101-300 miles More than 300 miles

 

7. What was an estimate of your daily expenses? (i.e. hotel, meals, shopping, entertainment)

Under $5000 $5001-$10000 $10001-$20000 $20001-$30000 $30001-$50000 More than $50000

8. Which type of activities interest you while traveling?

Visit attractions such as our famous Detention Center Watch Detainees on Bug Cam Cultural Activities - Brain Washing Mind Bending Dining on Seven Layer Apple Cake Visit Underground Sewers De-Lousing Festival Smellsniffing Industrial Nightshift Tour  Posing for Propoganda Posters Oil of Onimay Tasting Tour

9. What activities did you participate in while visiting Queensferry?

Money Making Seminars Passed Out Roach Racing Visited Detention Center Shopping for De-Lousing Products Oil of Onimay Tasting Tour BuggUla Hall of Fame

10. How many people did you travel with?

I was alone (Now that was stupid wasn't it...) Myself and 1 person Myself and 2 people Myself and my army of impotent evil invaders

11. How long was your visit?

1 Day 2 Days 3 Days 4 Days or longer Forever, because you can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave...  (Hee hee hee, ...hee hee hee)

 

12. How would you rate the affordability of your Queensferry visit? Please select one of the following numbers with 1 being very affordable and 4 being not affordable.

 

1 2 3 4

[Hester 699]

I think this summed it up extremely well! The Schulmanator should be pleased. :-)

[lucky7 73]

HA!

[SounderBruce 173]

I answered a lot of weird questions...brain...broken...help...

*evil bug invades*

Its my brain now! Bwhahahaha! Now, time to take over ST with my army of CJs!

[BuggUla 405]

To celebrate this new and improved admirer tally, we have a new invention!

BEHOLD!

Now available in fine shops everywhere... goes great with just about anything. Go ahead, try some. You'll LOVE it! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

One free bottle to everyone who responds to our survey. See... we DO love you!!! <3

[Hester 699]

I won't respond to that survey and get THIS gift. Eww.

[Benedict 3,119]

I love free stuff! (I am loved!)

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Mmm...   now all we need to go with that sauce is a steak and cheese pie...

[Hester 699]

Oh ABCVS! That looks SO good! Wish we had that here. However, no Onimay sauce, thanks, just the pie.