Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Hester 699]

Will he die? How many lives do BugUla's have?

[Benedict 3,119]

I love fire! (I am loved!)

[BuggUla 405]

Carrying the <3 over to the next page...

And a note to Hester... it does not matter if he lives or dies... he is a drone in the service of BuggUla... He hails victory... He hails Queensferry... He hails BuggUla... what else is there?

Besides, there's about a kajillion more just like him...

We <3 answering things!

[RipRap 4,400]

And a note to Hester... it does not matter if he lives or dies... he is a drone in the service of BuggUla... He hails victory... He hails Queensferry... He hails BuggUla... what else is there?

Besides, there's about a kajillion more just like him...

He ain't no servicing you

[BuggUla 405]

Bringing in reinforcements...

Because....

ALL HAIL VICTORY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY! DEATH TO ALL!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

What's on? Your defeat?

[RipRap 4,400]

-_- Time for you to leave, buddy!

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Wait, "DEATH TO ALL"?? And here I was thinking we were all loved and we lived in a world where punctuation was both respected and properly used .

[Dumanios 35]

Death to all? So much for being loved.

[BuggUla 405]

Death to all? So much for being loved.

All who surrender to Queensferry and bow to BuggUla will be surrounding in our warm glowing warming glow that comes from BuggUla's love for all of its citizens....

Those who oppose BuggUla will be destroyed mercilessly...

looks like an easy choice to make. Choose Queensferry - choose life.

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

DEATH TO ALL! DEATH TO ALL BUGGULAS!!!

...and since the Venomous Replies apparently no longer take place, that's a pretty clear sign that Queensferry is running out of venom, thus severely hampering its war effort.

[BuggUla 405]

Emperordaniel It appears as if our love may have been misinterpreted due to the corrupting and inherently evil feline influences pervasive in the CJ section. So, we will resist the big eyes of Puss in Boots and instead dazzle you with our own sweetness….

C’mon, take a piece of sweet, sweet candy…

It’s delicious!

We love you! <3 <3 <3

[emperordaniel 1,281]

The candy looks yummy... wait, what did I just say?

[Hester 699]

You'll never get ME, BuggUla..never.

[BuggUla 405]

Next attack: TOMORROW!

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA!

DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY!

DEATH TO ALL!

[BuggUla 405]

Western Wirdleonia: The Great Fire

The Schulmauckland District of Wirdleonia comprises of the diplomatic enclave island of Stovokor (in the Sea of Simtropolis) as well as two small towns, Wirdlington and Dadatoetoe. In the district, the only thing of real interest (to Klingons) seems to be Stovokor. On the mainland, the two towns have a mere 600 residents between them, plenty of small farms, and little else. Although, Wirdlington is one of only two towns directly named after the Supreme Wirdle (Wirt being the other). It is that connection which is about to thrust this sleepy southwestern expanse into the spotlight.

Why? Read on…

SCENE 1: MODEL CITY, OCCUPIED ZONE

In the offices of Swarm Master General Ollie Chirp-Chirp…

Swarm Master: “These frisky felines don’t seem to give up. They are misguided and deluded. Where do they get their stubbornness?”

Red Shirt #1: “I don’t know, sir.”

Swarm Master: “Take him away and cocoon him at once! I need ANSWERS!”

Red Shirt #2: “Ummm… we are… um, investigating,…”

Swarm Master: “Enough! Take him away!!! Someone had better give me a straight answer or the whole brigade will be fed to the ArachniCorps. So,… I demand an answer AT ONCE!”

Crony #1: “Perhaps some prisoner interrogation will prove beneficial…”

Swarm Master: “Do so at once… and you’d BETTER come back with useful information, or….”

Crony #1: [gulp!]

Feline prisoners were led to the uleic acid pits for some of the pure essence of Oil of Onimay. Soon, actionable information came forth.

Crony #1: “We have the answer!”

Swarm Master: “Go ahead,…”

Crony #1: “They are extremely loyal to their leader, some sort of ‘wordell’ character. The leader lives in a town named for it. If we destroy the town and the ‘wordell’ leader, we can crush their spirits once and for all.”

Swarm Master: “So, where is this crucial town?”

Crony #1: “Our intelligence says the town of “Wordellington” is far from our forces, toward the southwest. We will need to use the firebugs to cross enemy lines and set the wicked town ablaze.”

Swarm Master: “Do it.”

SCENE 2: WIRDLINGTON, SCHULMAUCKLAND DISTRICT, WIRDLEONIA

A peaceful little town, Wirdlington is, despite using Yoda-like sentence structure…

This sleepy town’s pace is so slow that the town’s slogan is a snore…

Down at the Boar’s Nest, Daisy and Jesse, Bo and Luke are all hanging out and making fun of Roscoe when Daisy says, “Hey, y’all… anyone notice all those bright shiny birds?” At first, Bo and Luke laughed… and then they smelled something… something burning.

The fiery flock started its descent, landing on spots all over town. Quickly, flames were spotted from just about every side. The firebugs have arrived in Wirdlington.

They hit Farmer Pickles’ field first…

They made short work of Doug’s farm as well…

Daisy saw fire coming from the family farm! Uncle Jesse’s windmill was engulfed in flames!

Bo and Luke got back just in time to watch the windmill explode in a mighty fireball.

The Waltons will be left homeless due to this brazen attack on their farmhouse and barn…

The cozy abode of Phillip de Purrton, prize winning gardener and the town’s beekeeper, was set alight. Luckily, the family ran to safety before the house collapsed into a smoldering ruin.

Farmer Kenny Southpark was not so lucky…

Whole neighborhoods went up at once… and even the prized pumpkin patch of Old Man Kürbiskernöl was lost…

Firebugs were systematically targeting every residence and structure in town, as if trying to eliminate something… or someone…

Residents run for their lives as their homes burn…

I hope the residents got out in time…

There goes another one…

A fire of this scale has never been seen in Schulmania before…

The systematic destruction of the defenseless town continues unabated. There are no military outposts anywhere nearby.

The firebugs will see to it nothing is left standing in Wirdlington

The small commercial district is in flames. Destruction is slower due to the stone and brick construction. Soon, only charred rubble will mark where this bucolic farm town once stood.

SCENE 3: BACK IN THE OCCUPIED ZONE

In the offices of Swarm Master General Ollie Chirp-Chirp…

Swarm Master: “Has anyone heard about our swarm? I want answers! And I want them NOW!”

Crony #2: “I will check immediately, your excellency.”

Red Shirt #3: “It will be just a minute or two, sire.”

Swarm Master: “Enough!! Cocoon this rapscallion at once!”

Crony #2: “Sire, I have great news! The swarm has returned! They have laid waste the enemy capital! Victory is at hand!”

Swarm Master: “Excellent! BuggUla will be most pleased.”

SCENE 4: SOMEWHERE IN QUEENSFERRY…

And, at a launch site somewhere in Queensferry, BuggUla gets the word it has been hoping for for two years – that victory is at hand!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

BuggUla deserves to be roasted to death and eaten by the birds when he is caught!!!

  Edited November 10, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

"Military Intelligence" must have a completely different meaning in Queensferry compared to what I understand it as...

[Hester 699]

This is the worst hit yet anywhere in Schulmania.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

This is the worst hit yet anywhere in Schulmania.

Indeed.

[RipRap 4,400]

-__- There ya go... Next time I'll be bombarding your bases

@BuggUla - I haven't seen you in the PMs...

[BuggUla 405]

Emperordaniel That’s it…. just take a bite. It’s so yummy! You will love it, just as we love you!

Hester Perhaps if candy is not your thing you would like to come to my palace for a lovely feast of walking bird and yams stuffed with gunpowder? It’s delish! Yum! You will love our cuisine, much as we love you!

Emperordaniel You are deluded… birds are on our side. We have plenty of anti-feline propaganda for show them. They are flocking to our side! They love us…. Much as we love you!

NMUSpidey Of course! Ours is superior. We love our military, much as we love you!

Hester We love you! Just as we love you!

Emperordaniel Thank you for the compliment. We love compliments… and we love you!

111222333444 We love bombing… and you too. We love bombing a lot; which is why we do it so much. Wanna see some more?

[RipRap 4,400]

That's the first time I ever saw a reply from you

Happy Bombing!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Sure I want to see a bombing! I want to see a bombing of BuggUla's mansion, with BuggUla inside!

[Hester 699]

Love what Emperordaniel said. I second that!

[BuggUla 405]

We are cooking up MORE FUN in future updates.... because we are triumphant!

ALL HAIL VICTORY!

[Hester 699]

Ick. Yuk. Patooey.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Put cyanide in the cake and serve it to BuggUla!

[Dumanios 35]

He'd probably like it...

  Edited November 17, 2011 by Dumanios  

[RipRap 4,400]

ugh....