Queensferry ---> WINNING

[Dumanios 35]

Support the rebellion!

[BuggUla 405]

Military News Briefing

MILITARY GULAG #256 (QueensMedia News Service)

Glorious military spokesbug today confirmed rumors that Queensferry Invincible Navy Commodore Lionel Ritchy, leader of the 876th Supply Convoy headed west to the Warpath Satrapy, has been relieved of command. Admiral Inchworm was dissatisfied that several ships did not arrive at the Model City. A full investigation is underway. Meanwhile the Commodore and his subordinates have been sent to a gulag for questioning and cleaning birdcages. Commodore Beckett Cutler has been named to replace him. The next convoy will include more missiles and heavier artillery to crush the stubborn resistance of the puny felines. BuggUla is all seeing, all knowing and eternally patient... but the enemy's recalcitrance will soon wear even that sublime patience down, leading to an onslaught of mythical proportions. Soon, my precious, victory shall be ours!

ALL HAIL VICTORY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA! DEATH TO ALL!

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Gulags, huh? That sounds... bad.

[Hester 699]

Man...Buggula...just keel over, will ya?

[Gn_leugim 853]

that is just the beginning of the end to you... ahah

[BuggUla 405]

Good news! We have now perfected a new variety of Oil of Onimay! This new variety is 15% more potent than original Oil of Onimay. Our facility in Buggintyne (shown above in its glorious beauty) has already started production. Look for this new and improved ingredient in your "food" or beverages... coming soon!

ALL HAIL VICTORY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL QUEENSFERRY! DEATH TO ALL!

ALL HAIL BUGGULA! DEATH TO ALL!

[Hester 699]

You can lead a Hester to water (or "food") but you can't make her drink (or eat).

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Ugh, who needs more potent Onimay drugs? It's already bad enough.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

at least there's new job opportunities?

[Dumanios 35]

What, the "food" wasn't "good" enough before?

[BuggUla 405]

Election 2012: Setting the Record Straight

Live! From our studios in Cocoon City... today's breaking news:

Pro-feline Schulminion agents have planted a trojan horse in American politics- a feline running for office, They are using slick ads to try and brainwash the people of Virginia. They are promising milk in every bowl but we will expose their candidate as a fraud! It is an attempt by the puny feline army to get an ally to try and stave off defeat. And it will fail! Look at their ad:

We shall prove that this is false. We will inform the people of Virginia about who is REALLY trying to gain power. Soon, they will see OUR ad and then vote for OUR candidate, who is far more qualified.

View our informative ad and see for yourself the sham being perpetrated on Virginia. Only you can save them... vote for Dr. Evil!

This news brief brought to you by:

As Enrique Iglesias said, "You can run, you can hide, but you can't escape my love"...

We are coming. Prepare now. Embrace Queensferry. We love you! All hail BuggUla!

  Edited April 24, 2012 by BuggUla  

[simlink 1,098]

Uh oh... the ending line changed.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Uhhh.... yeah. :|

[Gn_leugim 853]

wasnt expecting that...

[IL. 1,043]

It was fun to see your cj

[RipRap 4,400]

I vote for Hank :|

  Edited April 24, 2012 by 111222333444  

[Dumanios 35]

I vote for Hank as well.

[Hester 699]

HANK! ALL the way!

[BuggUla 405]

Hester With new and improved Oil of Onimay… we sure can! He hee hee! Hee hee hee! We love it… and we love you!

emperordaniel Potency= awesomeness! It’s more to love. And we love you, so you will therefore love it!

City_Master Of course! We love you for your optimism. Of course, in Queensferry, there is no unemployment. We all love to work for BuggUla, obeying its every command. And we love the smell of money being made! Ka-ching!

Dumanios There’s no such thing as too good for those we love… such as you! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

sim_link Nope… just a reminder. But we love you for noticing!

emperordaniel We love you for not voting for Hank!

Gn_leugim We love you for supporting a better candidate than Hank!

IL. We love you too! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Have a slice of our delicious seven layer “apple” cake!

111222333444 We love you for your sense of humor… of course no one would ACTUALLY do that… they would be executed. So humorous! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Dumanios See above <3

Hester See above <3

[BuggUla 405]

"It's Chopper Dave, your loyal and patriotic eye in the sky, with the latest traffic information... brought to you by Rubber Ducky Toxichemicals... Rubber Ducky, fabulous family fun, Queensferry Style! ... Our latest look at at the major arteries shows traffic moving smoothly. Backups on the Pillbug Parkway from an earlier wreck are now over as security squads dispatched onlookers and cleared the road. ... Smooth sailing from Polychlorinated Biphenyl Boulevard all the way to past the Benzene Highway offramp... All hail BuggUla for the glorious road network. All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

I'm Chopper Dave for QFTV, with traffic. Drive safely... we love you!"

[Hester 699]

I notice that there are very very few on your highways and byways. Very few.

[Charlie_Zane 963]

I wonder what are in those trucks..

[vivapanda 422]

My chemistry teacher would love to live in that city

[RipRap 4,400]

Ohh gritty... Why no traffic though? You took everyone's cars?

[emperordaniel 1,281]

That apartment building in the upper left corner is the nicest structure I've ever seen in all of Queensferry... I'll bet it was built on the backs of enslaved felines (perhaps literally).

[BuggUla 405]

We will be asserting ourselves more in battle since we are not getting the headlines we deserve int he international press.

Expect the unexpected! Prepare for ultimate triumph!

All hail victory! Death to all!

All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

[Hester 699]

HA! We'll see about THAT!

[RipRap 4,400]

Just hand in some articles, BuggUla

Keep on sending the headline news you want

[simlink 1,098]

Well that sure isn't something I would want to see on the news. Bugs and all, not my thing.

[BuggUla 405]

Oops... our bad...

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