Queensferry ---> WINNING

[jj88 23]

Wow Queensferry even does humour now - whatever next...

[The Duke 11]

Thats not funny... at all. Not even a little bit.

[BuggUla 405]

Our next update will feature more from the Satrapy of Warpath, located in the failed state of Schulmania. So tune in for it.

  Edited March 29, 2011 by BuggUla  

[Hester 699]

I'll tune in..because you are wrong-o!

[Benedict 3,119]

I love humor. (I am loved!)

[BuggUla 405]

Things Are Looking Bad

Some stealthy felines have defied the odds to gather intelligence about the ominous settlement the enemy is building over the ruins of the capital of East Devonshire. Things are looking bad – quite bad. The enemy numbers in the thousands and it appears that they have established supply lines back to their evil homeland. Our worst fears may be materializing. Please review the following information.

Enemy weapons are building up.

Huge, weapons-laden enemy vessels are calling on their new port. Weapons, supplies and assault troops are being offloaded several times each day.

Massive containers are being brought in constantly. They are labeled curiously… one says “Chicken”, another “apples” and another “Secret Ingredient”. Our operatives have never seen quotation marks used in food names before. This sounds very suspect. Perhaps some sort of poisoning may be planned.

The source of the rancid wet dog smelling cloud wafting over Devonshire has been located.

Or maybe this is the source. There’s too many belching smokestacks to be able to pin it on just one. The cloud is choking and viscous.

They have residences right next to these nasty places. Ewwww!

This area had a different smell – more like a wet towel left on the floor for days.

Security seems to be high everywhere. Evading detection was almost impossible. They have some sort of tunnel built. But, we were unable to get close enough to investigate what those fiends have placed underground.

Oh noes! The most putrid smell of them all!

There’s no telling what indignities they are preparing to inflict upon our land. But, there is no doubt about this: they have come to stay.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

This area had a different smell – more like a wet towel left on the floor for days.

Intermingled with the smell of dirty socks, and unwashed sports gear.

[Hester 699]

The smell makes my eyes water and I think wheezing is next! WHEW! STRONG!

[Unassigned 23]

A communiqué from my avatar:

If they haz come to stay, they haz come to be nommed! My minions haz an easy time locating their abodes on account of teh smellz and soon teh bugz will realize wat bugz are for: FUD!

[Loney 22]

I'm assuming Queensferry is "smart" enough to hide it from the public or make a huge fuss over it to get more support.

[BuggUla 405]

Hester Perhaps anice frothy glass of Oil of Onimay will get that taste out of your mouth? Youwill love it, much as we love you.

The Duke Fearnot, have a plate of our “chicken” and dumplings and all will be well. You willlove it, as we love you.

Leech10 Postbugs will love forever! Our agents will survive and multiply! All hail the PFB!All hail BuggUla!

ComputerGuy890100 Allenemies will be crushed. Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hailvictory! Death to all! We love you <3

Hester Go ahead.What can they do about it! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! We <3 U!

Lucky7 Waves fearus. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! We <3 U!

Nathanthemayor It’sthe best kind of war! All hail victory! Death to all! We <3 U!

FreewayofFlight HA! We have immunity! All hail Queensferry!Death to all! But we still love you!

Hester We love himtoo. And you of course. Hee hee hee.

VeryConfused Youare indeed very confused. Why not have a slice of Uncle John’s world famousseven layer “apple” cake and we can discuss this all civil like? You will loveit… as we love you.

JJ88 You arevery wise! We REALLY love you! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

VeryConfused Rotteneggs? We love that smell! And we love you too!

Hester What? Thiswas opposite day? We love your humour. And you too, of course!

VeryConfused Soundsgreat! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

JJ88 Isn’t itgrand? We love it. And you too of course.

The Duke Perhapsa swig of Oil of Onimay would brighten your disposition? Hee hee hee! Hee heehee! We love it… and you will too. As we <3 U!

Hester NUH UH! U R!But we <3 U anyway!

Benedict Nowhere’s wisdom personified… love us and all will be well. We love you too!

Craig-Abcvs Ah,a connoisseur! We love fabulous aromas… and we love you too!

Hester Youtremble in the presence of our greatness. Do not resist. Give in to the loveradiating from BuggUla. We love you!

Unassigned Welove a challenge… as we love you. A welcome committee of 10,000 fleas from ourarmy will be by to discuss this with you. Hee hee hee!

Loney Hide? Why?All love us and cheer us to our inevitable victory. All hail victory! Death toall! All who know us love us. And those who don’t know us love us from afar.And those who reject us will die. All hail victory! Death to all! We love ourallies. And we love you. Therefore you are our ally.

[Hester 699]

I will not yield to you! Keep your Oil of Onimay!!

[FreewayofFlight 41]

The Nation of York hereby denies Queensferry from accessing the Country.

FLYNN CITY, YORK- The Nation of York has put into effect a TRADE EMBARGO against Queensferry and its allies. Any vessel or aircraft attempting to enter York will be detained immediately. All products manufactured, produced, or distributed from Queensferry is now BANNED in York, including any item containing the neurotoxin 'Oil of Onimay'.

Queensferry nationals inside York are ordered to leave the country immediately. If they have not left by April 11, 2011, nationals will be arrested on sight and held at the Belle Detention Center until deportation.

[BuggUla 405]

Embargoes can't stop us!

We take what we want!

We have all power!

Surrender now and avoid the rush!

All hail victory! death to all! All hail BuggUla! death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

CHEERS!

[Hester 699]

Don't know how or when but you will meet your unhappy fate BuggUla!

[Benedict 3,119]

I love surrendering! (I am loved!!)

[BuggUla 405]

Currently composing new update...

... you will of course love it, as we love you!

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Maiqan: Hey, hey! Just though you'd like to know that you're not allowed on the planet Maqian or in the country of Mian! Also, you're weapons look weak! Bye!

Translations:

Maqian = Maiyan or Mïyan

Mian = Myon

[BuggUla 405]

Chapter 19: We Did Not Forget

You may have thought that Queensferry has forgotten to attack its enemies. Oh how wrong you are. We have a dozen or more wars going on. So, you may not hear from us for a while, but rest assured that we are busy destroying and killing everywhere we go. Everyone needs ahobby. Ours is crushing our enemies and imposing Buggulan rule over all. Sounds great, doesn’t it? Of course it does! So, been wondering what we have in store for our pals over in Monkey Island? Here’s Part 3 of our Rain of Terror. Let the missile pummeling begin!!! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

We are having a blast!

There goes the neighborhood!

Dude, where’s my car? In a bomb crater!! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Traffic backup on the highway! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Another missile? Oopsie. Our bad!

As Patsy Cline says… I fall to pieces…

Going down!

Some off road vehicles… hee hee hee… hee hee hee!

To all those who may dare to oppose us: this is a friendly reminder of our glorious power. Save yourself some trouble and surrender now. We love you. And with us, you will experience the bliss of true love and true victory. All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all!

  Edited April 3, 2011 by BuggUla  

[Hester 699]

Fiend!!!

[BuggUla 405]

The masses have spoken! What do they want? Destruction! All hail victory! Death to all! They want a Queensferry attack on Schulmania. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! We would be most if we did not oblige. So, without further ado, here's a preview of what's coming up next...

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! All hail BuggUla! Death to all!

[Loney 22]

I wouldn't be surprised if Queensferry decided to char some of their enemies in the past with nuclear missiles.

[jj88 23]

'And another one bites the dust...'

Yet another settlement falls to the might of Queensferry

[veryConfused 1]

BuggUla, do you think you could have put another picture in there to at least try to make it convincing. I've seen all those before.

[kakado_to_save 514]

LOL!!!!!!!! XD

want more distraction!!

[BuggUla 405]

Why not come visit Queensferry today? We have a new bridge!

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[BuggUla 405]

Behold! Our place in history!

CLICK HERE!

And some of you doubted that we are real and powerful!

Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

[Hester 699]

That was interesting. The size of Hummingbirds? ::SHUDDER::

[BuggUla 405]

Hester Of course you will. Surrender now. You will love our new flavors of Oil of Onimay. Just as we love you!

FreewayofFlight We are unstoppable! We will rule all! All hail victory! Death to all! All hail Queensferry! Death to all! But, we still love you! <3

Hester The only unhappiness we face is not having enough admirers, but that will never happen. All hail BuggUla! Death to all! All hail victory! Death to all! We <3 U!

Benedict You are wise (and love by us).There will be a prominent place for you in the new order we will impose on the planet. Those who support us will live and thrive in our Onimay fueled future. Those who resist will perish. All hail victory! Death to all!

Leech10 Our invincibility is inevitable.All who meet us in battle are crushed. Death becomes them. All hail victory! We<3 U!

Hester Just one letter from FRIEND! We love you! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

Loney Now THAT’S what I’m talking about! Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! We love you!

JJ88 That’s right… one has to read the future and the future is Queensferry. All hail victory! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! Come, join us… it’s bliss! We love you!

VeryConfused Be confused no more. Have a nice frothy glass of Oil of Onimay and all shall be right with the world. Trust us. After all, we love you.

Kakado_to_Save Loyalty…it’s a trait we reward here in Queensferry. We love you and would like to give you a slice of our freshly baked seven layer “apple” cake.

Hester All hail victory! Death to all! All hail history! Death to all! All hail BuggUla! Death to all! We still <3 U!

Good news for our fans: a new vengeful attack will be launched soon. Hee hee hee! Hee hee hee!

  Edited May 14, 2011 by BuggUla  

[Hester 699]

HA!!!