The Simtropolis Closet

[Boggy1 45]

newyorkstate: Seems to be a glitch with all topics that have large number of pages..

[thatmonkeysim 8]

yea its just a glitch that needs to be worked out... its ok though... just a small annoyance

[Simen 1]

Hm...

I was just thinking, do ANY women in the world have EASY, CLEAR demands? All the complexity of women is seriously confusing me. I really think the majority of this thread is onto something

[thatmonkeysim 8]

lmao!! well i know this one girl that makes demands of me that i cant really handle... and then i get confused when she changes the wording or something rather and i do it wrong

[Zelgadis 638]

Originally posted by: Simen Hm...

I was just thinking, do ANY women in the world have EASY, CLEAR demands? All the complexity of women is seriously confusing me. I really think the majority of this thread is onto something quote>

That's what I've always said, but nobody listens to me!  I always get a big laugh when straight guys lament, "I just don't understand women!"

Neither do I.  Thankfully, it's not on my list of priorities. 

ISF

[Simen 1]

Girls are SO complicated, but theyre so nice to look at! dillema

hee hee hee. well, just to not awaken any feminist minds here, youre smart too ok! you just have no logical sense nor a proper way of expressing yourself

[RiverCocytus 0]

lol.

Yeah, the women, man. They get me with their eyes, dude. The eyes! Especially green eyes. Guess I'm just old-fashioned.

To the brotherhood of men! *raises a beer* Huzzah! (That includes you gay guys, whether you like it or not! )

[defcon pilot 0]

@vid: Aw, vidioman is banned? Permanently, or temporarily? Or is this a joke?

I'm doing nothing right now...

And I don't like how these boards put each smilie on the next line. :\

[DuskTrooper 314]

SO...who here likes cheese?

[sloppet 3]

people ask me if I like cheese. And I say "No, I like Cheese"

[dev 47]

Originally posted by: sloppet people ask me if I like cheese. And I say "No, I like Cheese"quote>

Eh?

And your sig pic is too big. You know the rules.

[sloppet 3]

Yes, I know them! And I wanted to say that i like Cheese up there....

[Boggy1 45]

Talking about cheese, watch this advert.

I mean...does that make me want to buy a PSP? No! I mean seriously, pointless advert.

[GingerBlokey 30]

Originally posted by: thatmonkeysim lmao!! well i know this one girl that makes demands of me that i cant really handle... and then i get confused when she changes the wording or something rather and i do it wrongquote>

 

Is Jordi getting you down?

Honestly I swear us gay guys get it easy. I personally think women are just put on this earth to torment men. Although I did read somewhere that they found a cure for PMT! Hurrah!

[RiverCocytus 0]

Ah, well, maybe the solution is that straight men are suckers for punishment. Maybe that is the difference!

wahahahah. Well, women were put on this Earth to propagate the species. Without 'em, we'd have been done for ages ago

(ducks the incoming shouts of 'sexist!')

[Boggy1 45]

SEXIST!

joking joking..

but at least the increasing number of gays should help population control. Its already to high as it is (population, not number of gay people)

[RiverCocytus 0]

LOL, well, we need all of those people, you know, to fight, and build, and farm....

And explore space! WEEEEE!

Don't worry Boggy, I'll have an extra child for every gay person I know, *thumps chest* for the bruthas!

[Boggy1 45]

....

^

thats all I gotta say

But anyway, with 7+ billion people on the planet, I dont think it would make much of a difference if say.....1/3rd of them were...accidently...destroyed in an...unexpected meteor...earthquake...radiaton...event.

Thing.

Ahem.

Yeah, anyway, moving on.

[RiverCocytus 0]

LOL again, how morbid.

You would appreciate my mom's sense of humor.

"Democracy is like sex, when its good its good, and when its bad its good"

(She told me this when I was like, 12 or something.)

Well, you could always pray for a plague or something, er, you know, an influenza, that is carried by... birds?

I ain' doin' it. I'm looking forward to spreading humanity throughout the universe! Go forth and build civilizations!

[Boggy1 45]

Exactly!

I simply can't wait to go into space, the final frontier, because these are the voyages of the planet Earth, it's continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations and to boldly go where no man has gone before.

<_<

Yeah, that was so written totally by me and not Gene Rodenberry at all.... >_>

[thatmonkeysim 8]

nah its not jordi trust me i can handle her

[Zelgadis 638]

When we re-wrote the rules, this isn't exactly what we had in mind. 

Oh well, better than nothing... 

ISF

[Boggy1 45]

zelgadis: Well at least its calmer now! (If totally strange and weird)

[thatmonkeysim 8]

wow... i missed this part lol... well yea... i agree with Zel this is an "interesting" conversation

[newyorkstate 6]

Yes, very interesting to look at! Though not to easy to comment on for me. And boy, the nucleus of this topic changes fast!

[RiverCocytus 0]

Yes, yes, yes, yes. Well, once I got in here all bets were off. I'm as crazy with serious topics as I am with random, fun, off the wall topics. So get ready for a roller coaster ride!

[vid 0]

«But anyway, with 7+ billion people on the planet, I dont think it would make much of a difference if say.....1/3rd of them were...accidently...destroyed in an...unexpected meteor...earthquake...radiaton...event.

Thing. »

If you plan any weapons of plentary destruction, I'm telling my mom on you!!

('I'm telling my mom on you' or the phonetical 'ah-EEM-teh-LING mah-MUHM-on-YHU' is how we said it when I was a kid, to make fun of a mentally less-capable kid that would scream that when we teased him... ah, childhood. When else in your life do you get to play with needles in ditches, am I right? )

Anyway.. (we were lucky, too...)

Umm.. Defcon, you're weird. So weird, that quantum physicisms can't describe how weird you are. and that's very weird.. Probably. I think.

I got a new hot sauce, Uncle Franks... not Uncle Franks, thats the dinner club in Neebing .. *checks fidgerater* Franks Red Hot! Yeah. I got the buffalo wing flavour.. It's good, too. Every time I take a swig of the Xtra-Hot hot sauce, I can use that to cool my mouth down!

'ish-TOH-duh-lee-AH-thum'

[defcon pilot 0]

^ And we all know that it takes one to know one.

I simply can't wait to go into space, the final frontier, because these are the voyages of the planet Earth, it's continuing mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations and to boldly go where no man has gone before.quote>

Great. Now go find us 87 trillion dollars. Or pounds, or whatever.

Yes, it would be great to explore the final frontier. But my crappy schooling in the suburbs of the capital of ignorance isn't making my future in science look very good. :/ This isn't about me, though, so...

What we need before we venture out trying to build space colonies and settlements are resources. Fuel, food, water, metal, microchips, etc.

Even so, the field of physics intriques me. Although you wouldn't want to talk about M-theory here (for fear of making everyone's heads explode, of course), you could perhaps chat privately with me. E-mail, PM, or something. I watched a show on it once. Enlightening.

@RC: Somehow, your username keeps making me think of Rollercoaster Tycoon.

[vid 0]

[Boggy1 45]

Oh, I had an interesting walk today with my dog.

I was going down this long path that was enclosed on all sides by tall Pineish trees. And coming the other way was this...woman (I think) and a dog. Anyway, this woman had the worst hair I have ever seen. It kinda looked like she was wearing a cactus. But a dark brown one. And her face looked as if it had been pulled back towards her ears. And her makeup was really heavy and thick and her eyebrows looked like huge arches.

Anyway, I was kinda a bit scared of her and so tried to sidle around her with my dog, but she blocked my path and asked me about my dog. So I said he was a Blue Merle Sheepdog crossed with a Terrier. She asked what sex he was so I said male. The she says "oh, my dog is a $%&^!" and I was like "uh-huh..." and she went "and she is in heat" and I was like ".....really..." and then there was a pause and she asked "Is your dog in heat? My $%&^! is." and so I said "Urm...I don't really...know..." and she said "Oh...well, I want puppies" and I was like "........um I just remembered that I have to go do something that I forgot to do yesterday and that I cant do tomorrow so, urm, bye".

Extremely strange woman...