I'd rather...

[Deep Thought 0]

I'd rather live where I'm living now than moving to a new home.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather move to a new home than have rising sea levels sink my home.

[simmaster07 1,220]

I'd rather have rising sea levels sink my home than deal with incompetent chatters speaking in 1337.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I'd rather deal with Leet-speakers than um, uh, huh, wow, I guess, die.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather die than eat a rotten banana.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I would rather eat a rotten banana than

(man hamish...)

um...

jump into a pit full of venomous snakes.

[eddy76n 0]

I'd rather jump into a pit full of venomous snakes then play cat in a dog pound

[Kryptowhite 9]

I'd rather play cat in a dog pound than root for the Yankees.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I'd rather root for the Yankees than root for the Red Sox.

Oh, wait! I already do!

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather root for the Red Sox than eat a bowl of slightly rusty razor blades with milk.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I would rather eat a bowl of slightly rusty razor blades with milk than play Simcity vanilla.

you were a tad too slow craig, so I edited it for you

-Hamish

Edit:  Wah!   I got moderated!   Oh the shame!  Oh the embarrassment!

[TV-VCR 14]

I'd rather play SimCity 4 vanilla than carry a Sony FW900 monitor up several flights of stairs.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather carry a Sony FW900 monitor up several flights of stairs than ask a stranger if I can have a lick of their ice cream.

[lutari12 0]

I would rather ask a stranger if I can have a lick of their ice cream than kick my dog.

(I don't have a dog, and that is just stupid)

[nerdly_dood 26]

I would rather kick my dog than kick my cat.

(I don't have a dog)

[eddy76n 0]

I would rather kick my cat than poison my cat, deep fry it, and serve it to my neighbours dog as dog food

Edit: i don't have a cat

[Meg 368]

I would rather poison eddy76n's cat, deep fry it, and serve it to my neighbors dog than have a job working outside in the summer and die from heat exhaustion.

[Hamish 1,369]

I'd rather have a job working outside in the summer and die from heat exhaustion than pull out my eyelashes with a old pair of pliers.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I would rather pull my eyelashes out with a pair of pliers than let Duke catch me posting a fuzzy Jpeg.

[JakeMD 107]

I would rather let Duke catch me posting a fuzzy Jpeg than get dipped in a vat of hot sauce by an anti-human robot named Craig while having to listen to Rick Astley and singing along.

[Hamish 1,369]

rules swat, there are always rules. Just remember to say what it is that the last poster said they wouldn't rather do. I edited you post to include that though

any way...

I'd rather get dipped in a vat of hot sauce by an anti-human robot named Craig while having to listen to Rick Astley and singing along than become a human lawnmower and have to cut the grass with my teeth for a week or two.

[eddy76n 0]

I'd rather become a human lawnmower and have to cut the grass with my teeth for a week or two than become cloned as a human gutter cleaner and have to clean out all the dirty gutters in the known universe.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I would rather be cloned as a human gutter cleaner and have to clean out all the dirty gutters in the known universe than be forced by The Glorious Leader aka Kim Jong Il aka the N. Korean dictator to type a novel about him using all 10,000 or so letters in the Chinese alphabet.

[bluemoose 223]

Id rather catch Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis than be forced by The Glorious Leader aka Kim Jong Il aka the N. Korean dictator to type a novel about him using all 10,000 or so letters in the Chinese alphabet.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather catch pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (which is, by the way, a lung disease contracted by miners) than be accused of floccinaucinihinipilification of the Mona Lisa.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I would rather... (what the heck was that again... ) be accused of floccinaucinihinipilification of the Mona Lisa than have to perform a tapdance routine in a minefield.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather have to perform a tapdance routine in a minefield than drive a motorized shopping cart with a busted wheel through that same minefield.

[astronelson 339]

I'd rather drive a motorized shopping cart with a busted wheel through aforementioned minefield than die alone from hypothermia.

[Trainmaster423 0]

I'd rather die alone from hypothermia than get in a fiddling contest with the devil.

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I'd rather get into a fiddling contest with the devil than get into a smiting contest with God.