I'd rather...

[Ndragonawa 37]

I'd rather play SCS than play ET for Atari.

[Twenty20 28]

I'd rather play ET for Atari than swim in an empty swimming pool.

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather swim in an empty swimming pool than pull out my chest hair with an old pair of pliers.

[TimeMaster 4]

I'd rather pull out my chest hair with a old pair of pliars than jump into a pit I don't think i can get out of...

[Hahayoudied 3]

I rather jump into a pit I don't think i can get out of instead of SC4 constantly crashing at random times...

[waterstreet 1]

I'd rather experience SC4 constantly crashing at random times than play EA's Battlefield for 2 minutes before Punk-Buster boots me for no reason.

[un1 41]

I'd rather play EA's Battlefied for 2 minutes before Punk-Buster boots me for no reason (to make time for non-crashing SC4) than have no SC4 at all.

-un1

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather have no SC4 at all than clean all of the toilets in grand central station with my tongue.

[Ndragonawa 37]

I'd rather clean all of the toilets in grand central station with my tongue than clean all the toilets and sewage systems in the world with my tongue.

[un1 41]

I`d rather clean all of the toilets in Grand Central Station with my tongue than live in the 1,300 AC.

-un1

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather live in the 1,300 AC than Get one hundred thousand paper cuts on my face.

[rct3twins 14]

I'd rather get one hundred thousand paper cuts on my face than reading a really good CJ and finding out it was abandoned 4 years ago and has no updates.

[Za 164]

I'd rather read a really good CJ and find out it was abandoned 4 years ago and has no updates than typing that out again.

[masochist 111]

I'd rather type that out again than climb Mt. Everest wearing only boxers.

[waterstreet 1]

I'd rather climb Mt. Everest wearing only boxers, than be on the moon butt naked

[Za 164]

I'd rather be on the moon butt naked than go back to school

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather go back to school than have my blood sucked out by leeches.

[un1 41]

I'd rather go back to school than get stuck in the wilderness for a month.

-un1

[rct3twins 14]

I'd rather get stuck in the wilderness for a month than get stuck in the toilet for a month.

[nerdly_dood 26]

I got stuck in the wilderness for a week around the end of July, I guess that's better than being stuck in a toilet for a week...

I'd rather be stuck in a toilet for a month than be stuck without the rest of the Universe for a month (but that would make it impossible to tell how long a month was because clocks and calendars are part of the rest of the Universe)

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather be stuck without the rest of the Universe for a month than rip out my intestines with a fork.

[LironTheChick 20]

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork than rip out my brain with a fountain pen

[un1 41]

I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork instead of walking on a train trusel and getting ran over by a train.

-un1

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather walking on a train trusel and getting ran over by a train than see un1 play the game correctly.

[Twenty20 28]

I'd rather see un1 play the game correctly than having 20 cats to feed

[un1 41]

I'd rather see me play the game correctly (why does that happen to me often ) than have 2 people say the same thing on this game.

-un1

[Hamish 1,370]

I'd rather have 2 people say the same thing on this game than slam my fingers in a door, again and again and again and again.

[Hahayoudied 3]

I rather have my fingers slammed by a door, again and again and again and again than to do poorly on my upcoming SSAT test and in school.

[rct3twins 14]

I'd rather do poorly on my upcoming SAT test and in school than live inside a volcano.

[un1 41]

I'd rahter live inside of a volcano than fly in to space with no oxygen.

-un1