Schulmania

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*Flag and map incopatability error*

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[Dumanios 35]

DIE POST BUG! DIE!!!

Dead now. For me, anyway.

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Coming in the next update...

Something new and furry off of the coast...

[Hester 699]

OOH NOES! Larry the Llama!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hester 699]

I can't get my order blank filled in, even with help So please...send me a box , 1 ea. of everything you have here. And I want to see who packed it for me, too.

[jim 546 43]

The Loch Ness Llama?!? 'Tis the time of season for ST to go mental about Llama's, but not so many broccoli jokes as I'd thought there'd be, in fact, there's been none.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The Loch Ness Llama?

Edit: Hey! You beat me!

And only one box of everything?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Your Customer Service Representative: Patches

Delivery to:

Hester

Tubaflame Manor

Thank you for your order. Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!

[Hester 699]

May I keep Patches please? She is so adorable.

[Benedict 3,119]

I would love one or two boxes of Who Needs Mice?

This CJing thing is hungry work!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Indeed... Patches is a cute kitty.

[infinitum19 0]

Hi there. I miss you guys

[Muck308 55]

Even me?

We miss you too!

I'm afraid I shant be ordering any goodies this year. Maylay is developing a serious pudge. A proper exercise regimen must be developed after the holidays. I want her to live a long and happy life. Much like the residents of Schulmania!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Replies for non-chocolate orderers...

And, as you can tell from my header, I have visions of tasty treats dancing in my head!

mightygoose When it comes to our evil enemy, they are bitter and wholly focused on the destruction of others. We must prevail!

Hester We have quite a few forces in the outlying area. They should be contained for a while... we hope.

penguin007 Yep... that town will be a total loss.

wwetom1 Why not get one of each?

Hester Hungry?

Abcvs ScratchingPost is the best delivery service in all of ST!

jim 546 It is fortunate that our military has 9 lives... we'll need a few of them to get through all of this.

Leech10 And tastier too!

Abcvs And your courier did get distracted and chased a bird for a while. But he still did it in faster time than traditional non-feline post could!

Muck308 We also have chocolate covered catnip for the felines in our audience...

Dumanios Woo hoo! The PFB is probably from Queensferry anyway.

Hester It's a Trixie themed update... coming up next.

jim 546 Broccoli? It's serious business. But, asparagus... it's definitely worth joking about.

Customer: Have you got some asparagus?

Waiter: No, we don't serve sparrows and my name is not Gus.

Leech10 One can always reorder...

Hester Unfortunately, our employees are not in the holiday catalog. But you can always come visit at the factory tour. She will be your guide.

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Your Customer Service Representative: Leo

Delivery to:

Benedict

Ellis Valley

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Leech10 She thanks you

infinitum19 Long time no see! I am so glad to see you back... we welcome you and hope you will return again soon.

Muck308 Maylay... tsk, tsk. We'll have to get her the box of low-cal Lite MouseBites^TM for her treat then...

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[Benedict 3,119]

Thanks, Leo!

[Sgt Pepper 864]

The lack of sodium in those replies makes a happy kitty. The Loch Ness Llama eh? Looks like a cross between a Llama, a snake and a camel. Now I have another reason to visit Ireland.

[Benedict 3,119]

Congratulations, Schulmania is number one on Ben's Top Ten this week!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

How is it reduced sodium replies if I can actually see the salt? Reduced sodium from something that's nothing but salt?

And congrats to Schulmania for being number 1!

[Muck308 55]

Mmmm. Low-cal mouse bites. She won't mind low cal. She just likes to devour things. Did I tell you I saw her eat a cherry tomato whole?

[fledder200 5]

hmmmmm chocolat loch ness llama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Schulmanator 5,787]

Is anyone else delusional, thinking they see llamas everywhere??

It's LlaMadness!!!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Ack! They've escaped again! Quick, call the llama wranglers!

[Renedius 25]

wow llamas great

[Sgt Pepper 864]

So the llamas are real!?!? I'm not the only one seeing them?! Man...I thought I was crazy for a second there...

[Hester 699]

Man that is s BUNCH of Llamas!!

[Benedict 3,119]

Originally posted by: Hester

Man that is s BUNCH of Llamas!!quote>

aka Llamarama. (I've always wanted to type that < Sad, I know! )

[nathanthemayor 1,261]

And congrats to Schulmania for being number 1!quote>

Not for long.....
Nice pics there. Are you using the animal generators I uploaded?

[Schulmanator 5,787]

SECURITY RED ALERT!   SECURITY RED ALERT!   SECURITY RED ALERT!  

Office of Internal Security Notice

An unauthorized canine NOT affiliated with the Wirdle's Canine Council has breached the security perimeter around Wirtyplace, the national capitol. Security Police units gave chase to the intruder once it approached the security area. A Tactical Response Team squad led by Archduke Bower and Sir George assisted Security Police in escorting the intruder to Police Headquarters for questioning.

Initial indications from the interrogation are that the intuder is NOT affiliated with Queensferry. As this canine is unauthorized and has been found guilty of criminal trespass, it will be deported to a canine state and ordered not to return unless it has been issued a visa by the Wirdle's Canine Council. Admiral Hestorb and Governor Cawale were in residence at the time and not harmed. Hestorb issued a terse statement thanking security forces for their vigilance and encouraging all felines to remain alert as Queensferry's threats continue.

Report by: Security Police Lt. Cmdr. Cam Clawson

Date: 22 Dec 2010

Time: 1503, Schulmania Standard Time

Security Zone: 001 - Central Wirt

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Interesting... At least it doesn't seem to be a Queensferry dog, but still, a rogue dog is still a problem.

Have a working globe for your troubles.

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

I hope everyone has had their shots.