Berate one image

[Yeah_Right 2]

Oh My God, that is utterly revolting!

I am going to get an epileptic seizure looking at those horrible row houses.

i would destroy that 'city' by vomiting on it, if I could.

Make a different city you mere mortal.

Muahahahahahahaha.

[Godzillaman 21]

higarar-What's that? The yellow beacon of death? -5/-10

now...for me!

[deimo5 52]

City2TheMax: We don't need to flame your city... it looks like a brush fire already took care of that for us. -9.5/-10

[panthersimcity4 162]

Godzillaman: What is this, 1950? Maybe I'm just colorblind from trying to impale myself. -8/-10

[Maxis92 11]

OOO, I wanna play! Here's my slimy slum Suburbarama (supposedly a neighboring city of Carlton I made this past hour):

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Uh, Last time I checked, this was berate ONE image. -10/10 just because you posted 3 pictures. You're terrible.

Here:

[Godzillaman 21]

Patriots-What's that? Network connection arrows? There was a mod...and what's with the tint? Did the sun implode?-4/-10

[yoy21 1]

Hahaha! just TRY to berate THIS!!! (and if you do, please tell me how to fix it, and what and where to get stuff...)

[patriots_1228 51]

godzilla-why are you berating me? hot dogs posted that picture, not me silly

[masochist 111]

Last three posters:

Maxis92: Oh...oh, my...you realize that this thread...wow...*sigh* okay.  Here I go.  Picture 1: Pause border, toolbar, UDI indicators, fire markers, zots, repetition, BAD hill-side zoning, random highway texture change, repetition, image converter watermark...and that's picture number one.  I don't even think I can stomach glancing at the other two.

-14x3/-10 - The score says enough.

iamquiteenamoredwithrandomportionsofmeatlumpedtogetherinaweinershapeandplacedonalongsplittopbuntoppedwithrelishmustardandonions:

I really like how all the buildings are just strewn togehter, I really do.  The plaza in the back is boring and bland, and the random paths of the roads really screws up the picture.  Also, I love how you have tiny two-story shops right in front of big glass-sided towers.  It's really an indicator of your mayorial skills.

-6/-10 - A picture needs love and care to work out; the way this one came out, you'd think it was aborted and left in a dumpster on prom night.

yoy21: You know, I just don't have the heart.  I really don't...I'm not that mean. HA!!!  Yes, I am.  First off, get rid of that toolbar: minimize it with that square, then press [CTRL] + [sHIFT] + [C] to take pictures.  Second, for the sake of all that is righteous and holy, please download JBSimio's "Smalltown" series of shops.  Just search the STEX for "Smalltown" and it will come up.  Then look on the "Top Uploaders" list on the right side of the STEX and click on [simGoober]...download anything and everything from him. Next, if you're going to do sunken highway, download smoncrie's [Hole Digging Lots] and anybody's sunken walls to hide the cliffs.  Hmmm...you might also try varying your suburban pattern.  And don't take pictures with zots: the cheat tastyzots gets rid of them.

-9.5/-10 - Don't hesitate to avoid this thread for a while.  And feel free to ask questions if you actually have them.

[Godzillaman 21]

Originally posted by: patriots_1228 godzilla-why are you berating me? hot dogs posted that picture, not me silly quote>

 

oopsies...I saw you switched avatars...

[football_fever 6]

Godzillaman:  -8/10  This is a gret pic!...for someone that's colorblind, loves mismatched landmarks such as HK Bank and CN Tower, the same building repeated over and over, insane dropoff from supertalls to one-story houses, and a grid so rigid even the shoreline follows it.

Maxis92:  -8,986/10  Never before have I seen so many attempts, and fail so horribly it makes me want to go play SC2000.  Between the pollution, griddy streets, repeated buildings (or should I say building), zots, empty zones, mismatched freeway textures, pause border, menu, UDI icons, emergency icons, maxis trees, maxis water, airport that makes no sense...ugh...I need to stop before I pass out from nausia

ilikehotdogsalot:  -6/10  It's a good idea to get a departure from your normal awesome pictures, but this is quite an accomplishment.  It looks like you printed it out, had a 4-year-old color on it with the ugliest crayon colors possible, then rescan it and upload it here.

yoy21:  Yeah, I don't have the heart to berate it too badly either.  Definitely follow Masochist's advice and get the stuff he suggested from the STEX.  Take a look at the suburbs in the CJ "Travels Across Canada" by Beebs.  He is possibly the best suburb builder there is, and even has tutorials on the Omnibus.

[panthersimcity4 162]

Maxis96: Congratulations, you have just recreated Hell. -10/-10

ilikehotdogsalot: What's that giant plaza by the water... a military landing strip?! -7/-10

yoy21: How.... bland and griddy. -10/-10

[yoy21 1]

footballfever: No, seriously, I WANT you to berate it, so i can take that and improve on it.

[seemurray2 21]

yoy21 - Thanks a lot, you now owe me a desk lamp!  

Oh no, not again! *trying to subdue the rage*  RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

[Mulefisk 15]

Originally posted by: yoy21 footballfever: No, seriously, I WANT you to berate it, so i can take that and improve on it.quote>

It sucks. I mean really. It really really sucks. It sucks so much that if it sucked any harder, it would collapse on itself, turn into a black hole, and take all of Simtropolis down with it. That's how much it sucks.

Originally posted by: seemurray2 yoy21 - Thanks a lot, you now owe me a desk lamp!  

Oh no, not again! *trying to subdue the rage*  RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Lol

[yoy21 1]

Originally posted by: seemurray2 yoy21 - Thanks a lot, you now owe me a desk lamp!  

Oh no, not again! *trying to subdue the rage*  RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!

quote>

 

hehehe.....now I'm off to make more!!!!

[Taybaxter 0]

Hiigarar: WREN INSURANCE!!!!!!!! -10/10 for having that terrible building.

[sobol 1]

It's ugly.

Originally posted by: doodlea21 Let's see what you guys think of this image - yes, this was actually one of my serious cities!

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[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

What? My pictures poisoned your eyes so much nobody wants to post anymore pictures?

I need to go and change my journal's name to EYESORE. I'm losing my touch.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

This is the funniest thread. Ever.

I can't think of something horrible to say, though you can't really help but think horrible things when you see these pics

I'll dig up some hideous ones from my pre-Tierra days...and then you will see the epitome of crappy citybuilding...

[sakarr 1]

haha. good luck in finding something to criticize in this

[Flann 1,709]

sakarr: You used the same building like 30 times! It makes me want to tear my hair out! Dont even get me started on that useless bridge, what were you thinking!? -10

[Maxis92 11]

To the people who killed my image, chewed it up and spit it out, that was my whole attempt. I told you I did it in Cheetah speed within a hour, just so I can balance out everything because my city center Carlton stopped growing for some reason and I figured it was due to the lack of low wealth residents. Since Carlton was so sparkly clean, I decided to make a slum ruight next to it. Although, I was LMBFAO when I read your comments and ratings.

However, I DO have much better work than that. It's just that I don't have the patience in uploading the images.

[City2TheMax 3]

Sakarr: Where to start...

-repetitive buildings

-useless/too many bridges

-oversized downtown (and awkwardly laid out)

-strange water thing you got going on

I could keep on going if you want me to

[politicman 1]

All of these pictures are very cool !!

[patriots_1228 51]

sakarr-well, i would find somthing wrong with it in a second or two, but your c0ckyness is making me crack up

too repetitive.

unrealistic

poor transitioning from skyline to suburbs

maxis water/terrain?

turn off toolbars/pause buttons.

less maxis.

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Can we post mosaics? Be the meanest person you've ever been! I'm asking for it I'll only post this one mosaic though, so don't worry about me spamming.

 

[patriots_1228 51]

dude!

thats the biggest peice of crap ive ever seen! Ive seen mentally retarded people do better. That cities about as useful as my grandpa's liver. Do us all a favor and leave ST for ever!

(you said meanest/coldest/harshest, thats the best i can do without swearing or going above PG-13)

[Zelgadis 638]

Good lord, is it Miles Van der Rohe Appreciation Day? That is the ugliest, vilest, most abhorrent collection of 1960's architectural catastrophe ever assembled in the history of the solar system!

ISF