Berate one image

[Mulefisk 15]

hotdogs: I can't help it. Your picture is just too good. I can't give it a bad rating. The way those maxis buildings interact.. Masterful! And that you turned off the nightlights. So original! And who would have thought of putting a mansion next to a skyscraper? You truly are the god of SC4, hotdogs. If there was a picture of the year trixie award, you would win. In the next version of Simtropolis, all the backgrounds, buttons and logos should all be made from that picture. Every CJ should have to have that picture in every update. In fact, we should just shut down Simtropolis. The pinnacle of Sim City has been reached. Congrats. You win. "The number of decimals in Pi"/10 /irony

[TheQuiltedLlama 34]

masochist: The houses are arrayed in a jumbled mess, not properly set on the foundations against the hill. The roads have crazy bumps, like having been built by a madman. -5/-10

Namesys: Your picture has a UDI thingy in it, therefore automatically gets -10/-10.

iwouldlikeahotdognowandthenifitisallthesametoyou: Crazy mismatch of buildings, with your random mansion tucked between the skyscrapers. -7/-10

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

Mulefisk: I know, I know. Thank you.

TQL: I'm just going to disregard that comment. Your picture is terrible, by the way. Don't you know how to clean the camera lens before taking a picture?

Here, feast your eyes on this after the disaster above!

[simbox 0]

Behold, my latest, greatest, most daring metropolis. I christened it Invisibility:

[doodlea21 31]

TheQuiltedLlama: Blah, blah ...too dark... blah, blah,  ...too depressing... etc... -5/-10

ilikehotdogsalot: (regarding both pictures) I EXPECT BETTER FROM THE LIKES OF YOU -10/-10

simbox: I'm afraid I can't criticize this. A sheer triumph in minimalism! Compared to ALL the other pictures in this thread, this one is a true masterpiece. +10/-10

To be fully honest, I think it is crap

[seemurray2 21]

ilikehotdogsalot - hopefully that train is heading straight to the depths of hell, because thats where it and that horrible picture belongs.

simbox -  that is one of the worst grass textures you could have chosen.  Looks like a$$hole turf to me.  

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, posting smut like this - there could be children looking at this.  Hopefully you haven't scarred anyone for life!

[NYankees24 0]

Originally posted by: simbox Behold, my latest, greatest, most daring metropolis. I christened it Invisibility:

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Wow, simply amazing, every schmuk on this board could learn from this guy. 10/10

[panthersimcity4 162]

TheQuiltedLlama: GASP! COMMUNIST! lol -10/-10

ilikehotdogsalot: EWW! Can someone please gouge out my eyes? -10/-10

simbox: WOW.... all of those buildings, the photoshopping, the props! So much detail! 100/10!!!

[NYankees24 0]

Oh my god, I had a flashback from the simpsons movie!!!

Originally posted by: football_fever The_sanderson:  Yeah, why *is* there a road under the el-rail?  Besides that, I hope nobody has to give directions to their workplace in that city.  It would go like this:

Guy1:  The meeting is at 4:00 at Wren Insurance

Guy2:  Which Wren insurance?

Guy1:  Just go over the bridge where the highway ends abruptly when you're across the neon blue 80's colored river, then take a right three blocks later.

Guy2:  Dude...there are FOUR Wren Insurances on that corner...

(-Doesn't deserve a rating/10) - Minus extra points for the picture being too big...

The_Hutt:  Here you see the legendary explorers Lewis and Clark as they traverse the terrain.  Luckily in this area the trees only come up to their shoulders, since they were all Maxis trees.  To their surprise, there was a small group of tall buildings simply rising out of the Maxis tree forest with nothing around them except a rigid grid of roads and an abnormally large train station for such a small settlement...

(-1803/10)

The_sanderson:  

Mom:  Susie, where do you want to go for your birthday?

Little Susie:  I want to go to my favorite beach!

Mom:  Oh, the one with the clowns and Ferris Wheel?

Little Susie: No!  The one with all the tiny Maxis trees and the big ugly green bridge at the end!

Mom:  Oh, Susie...we can't go back there.  Don't you remember your brother Timmy falling over the edge into outer space?

Little Susie: Yeah, I do.  That's why I want to go because I want to jump over the edge myself because this city is so pathetic

Mom:  Hmm...you're right...let's both jump over the edge!

Little Susie: Yaaaay!!!

(-3.14159265/10)

Edit: Mulefisk got one in while I was writing

Mulefisk:  You berate c0ckatoo for a Sim City 2000 city looking better than his...is your picture actually SC2000?  If so, you may want to let him know the tileset you're using.  It's totally rad in an early 90s sort of way!

(-1991/10)

Wow, that was fun!  A little role playing and whatnot...great idea Mulefisk.  It's like the stuff you want to say when someone's city actually is horrible...

here is the start of my worst pics...from when I tried plopping everything in my landmarks menu.  This way it just looks like part of the city is so awful that it had to be quarentined

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[KingTitan 6]

Originally posted by: seemurray2 ilikehotdogsalot - hopefully that train is heading straight to the depths of hell, because thats where it and that horrible picture belongs.

simbox -  that is one of the worst grass textures you could have chosen.  Looks like a$$hole turf to me.  

You should all be ashamed of yourselves, posting smut like this - there could be children looking at this.  Hopefully you haven't scarred anyone for life!quote>

 

FLAMING is not alloud.. Please read OMNIBUS site rules again for clarafication.

[ilikehotdogsalot 308]

KingTitan: Don't take it seriously.

[patriots_1228 51]

KingTitan-please take the time to find out what the thread is about before commenting.

[seemurray2 21]

King Titan - I can understand if you didn't know what the thread was about, but why would you only highlight and respond to my comments?  Give me a break! 

[doodlea21 31]

Let's see what you guys think of this image - yes, this was actually one of my serious cities!

[Godzillaman 21]

That's actually on the back of the sc4 deluxe box...and it sucks! -10/-10

[doodlea21 31]

Ahh... well -10/-10 for you for spoiling the joke! 

[Godzillaman 21]

Originally posted by: doodlea21 Ahh... well -10/-10 for you for spoiling the joke! quote>

Classic me.

[deimo5 52]

ROTFLMAO!!! This has to be the best thread ever started.

I only did page 1 so far:

*****atoo: I've seen more diversity in a bowl of Cheerios. I'm not sure you heard, but Simtropolis came up with this things called the STEX. If you need the link, let me know. -4
The_Hutt: Perfect, huh. How many miles do the suits have to walk to get some food? I guess if they're giraffes, then they'll never go hungry with the over-abundance of trees in that "downtown" area. -4
The_Sanderson: *****... Is that a beachside avenue or a roller coaster? I hope the Sims have upstops on their cars. -9 for YOU!
Mulefisk: WHOA! Allow yourself at least 3 hours to let the LSD wear off before you start posting pictures! -8
football_fever: That's the biggest landfill I've ever seen! Is that available on the STEX? -8
Deever: If you're bored, I think you should take up knitting or something because this is the worst picture I've seen. How about some LIGHT!!! -10
Explodingsims: I didn't know buildings celebrated Christmas too!! When are they going to open their little brown presents? I would have given you 10/10 for such a wonderful pic, but you get -4 for not thinking before you post!

OK, COME AND GET ME!!

[patriots_1228 51]

Your skyline is way too big. [i'm not sure I wanted to know this, so please remember to be appropriate]

(Write that down )

[deimo5 52]

Page 2:

Namesys: It looks like the statue of liberty is farting onto a power plant. What the hell is she doing over there anyway? And nice transportation system! Next time I make an enemy, I'll send them on vacation to your city via rail. By the way, the traffic circle looks really useful... ... ... (take it back to fifth grade in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...) NOT!!!   -20!!!

seemurray: It's pretty obvious that's your first city... no need to state the obvious. -5

doodlea21: Just please just don't come back ever again. -10 for all of your pictures.

[seemurray2 21]

deimo5 - That's some realistic water you've got there, if you were going for the 2000 Flushes look, which by the way is not a bad idea concerning this pile of sh*t you call a city!

[deimo5 52]

I think KingTitan was being funny... at least I hope. Otherwise, are we allowed to Berate One Member on this thread?

[deimo5 52]

IDS2: Your city doesn't have enough hospitals to care for all the sims careening to their deaths when they walk to the neighbor's apartment building. Why would you even post this? It's got more zots than it has pleasing material. The moderators need to add a rule that you can't post anymore pictures. -9

caspervg: No need to broadcast your obession with phallic symbols. We get it. -4

Yoshiisland: Do you watch American Idol? You know, how those without hope walk out with shattered dreams? That's you... start crying.

[Namesys 3]

lol deimo, i was trying to make some sh*** to annoy you people here. I guess it went exactly as planned

Nice comment though

[football_fever 6]

deimo5:  I like your recreation of 

New York

Chicago

Hong Kong

Shanghai

Crappy-city-with-mismatched-landmark-ville

-8.345/10

[City2TheMax 3]

Here's something for you to flame:

[yoy21 1]

Repetitive abandoned houses? What is this, the prison block housing system? Might as well be, because only a serial killer wouuld be commited to such an awful city.

Sad truth is, it's still better than mine, so -3/-10

[Godzillaman 21]

Sad...you can't even provide low wealth jobs... -7/-10

[Hiigarar 453]

City2TheMax - Oooooo, why did you lose the poor people? -7/-10

deimo5 - too many briges!!!!! -2/-10

[yoy21 1]

Jeesh.....I think i should post one of my cities. These ones make me look bad!