The Simtropolis Lunchroom Game REBORN

[068664663 2]

... 068664663. But it turned out that he was too awesome to die, and his kind number minions turned him alive again, but unfortunatley got knocked out by a baseball bat from some of his minions' baseball game. They came when they heard that 068664663 had died, but they came a bit too late, so the resulting crash knocked their leader out. Then, when he woke up, he saw...

[068664663 2]

... 068664663. But it turned out that he was too awesome to die, and his kind number minions turned him alive again, but unfortunatley got knocked out by a baseball bat from some of his minions' baseball game. They came when they heard that 068664663 had died, but they came a bit too late, so the resulting crash knocked their leader out. Then, when he woke up, he saw...

[068664663 2]

... 068664663. But it turned out that he was too awesome to die, and his kind number minions turned him alive again, but unfortunatley got knocked out by a baseball bat from some of his minions' baseball game. They came when they heard that 068664663 had died, but they came a bit too late, so the resulting crash knocked their leader out. Then, when he woke up, he saw...

[rct3twins 14]

two elephants dancing. He then proceeded to go back to being passed out...

EDIT: Woah! Pentuple posts!

[TimeMaster 4]

068664663: Try not clicking reply a lot of times thinking it isn't working. For some reason ST takes a long for everything (including posting messages).

... But was suddenly trampled by the elephants, but narrowly escaped by running as fast as possible. 068664663 suddenly found himself sitting on top of a cloud! He tried to jump off, but then thought:

" I'll die! Wait, I'll die if I stay anyway! The elephants were advancing. 068664663 jumped and found himself lying face down in...

[Hahayoudied 3]

nothing. Meanwhile, Hahayoudied's laptop was restoring back to a random time, again, However, it crashed during the middle of it, which resulted in time getting stuck, and everyone and everything froze, soon...

[un1 41]

...it un-crashed and brought it back to normal time. The people who liked being frozen got mad and had a huge flip over Hahayoudied's laptop. Then...

-un1

[rct3twins 14]

The laptop stepped out of the way. By itself. So by now everyone was screaming about how there's spirits in hahayouredead's laptop...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...when pilotdaryl comes in followed by a bunch of professional ghost trackers and starts eliminating the ghosts with them.  hahayoudied, covered in flour and looking somewhat invisible due to radiation from the laptop, made the ghost trackers think that he was a ghost, and so...

PAGE FLIP FIXED

[Hahayoudied 3]

I decided to take my laptop and make a run for it. I then hid my laptop, and took a shower, and then went back to the lunchroom to eat. Meanwhile, the Ghost trackers were puzzled and then...

[rct3twins 14]

Hahayoudied's laptop was stolen be EA agents...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...and was stolen again, by pilotdarrel... pilotdaryl, getting annoyed of him, takes out his cookie launcher and fires at pilotdarrel.  pilotdarrel, still acting like a complete clone of pilotdaryl, does the same.  The fight goes on, and nobody knows who the real pilotdaryl is, until...

[Hamish 1,370]

Both of them die. The bodies are examined, but are found to be...

[nerdly_dood 26]

not in the coroner's whatchamacallit when he does his medical examinder's work! THEY'RE NOT THERE! ...

[rct3twins 14]

Yep, they've been trucked to the the base of somewhere in Area 51, 3 mile deep, where the FBI is going to do science experiments on them to research the cloning technology, so they can clone soldiers to invade (censored because I don't want to cause controversies, so *insert country here*)

[Hamish 1,370]

So, ST all travel to "*insert country here*" and verbally abuse the *insert country here*-ers. Unfortunatly...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...they were all pilotdaryls, and they didn't like being verbally abused in *insert country here*-land, and so the pilotdaryls...

[un1 41]

...killed the STlites exept for pilotdaryl and un1 who fortunetly escaped. After that un1 and pilotdaryl restarted the site until it grew to be a large 300,000 members. That is when...

-un1

[Hahayoudied 3]

SC4D decides to lure some of the members away from ST. That was when Hahayoudied came back, after handling a 5 day worth of homeworks and tests...

Hahayoudied hired a group of hackers to attack SC4D, except they attacked ST by accident. After Hahayoudied put the hackers to "sleep", he then fired a cookie at the SC4D server, hard drive, and the back up files.

After that, he hits the system restore button on his new laptop with the same program. Soon, everything was restored  to...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...just when the original SimCity Classic was about to be released...

[Hamish 1,370]

...Hamishs quickly runs in a grabs a copy before...

[TimeMaster 4]

...The electronic shop suddenly explodes. Fortunately everyone who died from being STlites suddenly became alive once again. Then it started raining. Suddenly a SimCity 5 case and CD Rom landed in un1's hands...

[Hahayoudied 3]

And then the laptop suddenly started to display, "Warning, system error, system error..." when...

[archesrule29 0]

...the LOLs burst in again, action sequence style! They have very strange outfits this time- Best Buy Uniforms... except they're wearing gas masks! The ran to the laptop attempted to fix it, and had nearly completed fixing it. They were almost done, until they realised it was raining out! They rushed it under cover and only needed to complete the system restore, when suddenly, GlaDOS came from nowhere, wheeled in a waterproof carriage, powered by Aperture Science MotionTech Engines! She stepped out of the carriage, only to realise that...

[rct3twins 14]

the rain was fake! It was sunny outside, then everything exploded...

[pilotdaryl 25]

...and turn into cute little bunny rabbits.  One of the rabbits came up to rct3twins, and touched him with his finger...

EDIT: This page flip bug (pg 13) is getting quite large... watch out for it!

[Hamish 1,370]

..., but exploded! It didn't kill rct3twins, but it did...

[rct3twins 14]

send hamish back in time, to 1985, when...

[Hahayoudied 3]

Suddenly, the laptop finally fails and restarts to attempted to stop time from going chaotic. Once again, the laptop fails and now the time gets screwed up and everything and everyone begin to flash "Warning, time failure in 59 minutes, Waring, time failure in 59 minutes, Warning, time failure in 59 minutes". Soon it was clear if the laptop doesn't get fixed within 59 minutes, everything and everyone in the universe will disappear.

[waterstreet 1]

With fleeting hope to fix the time failure, Hamish inscribed messages in all possible areas that would be seen in present day. In the present day however, we only saw his messages as strange 1980's music videos. Time was running short with only thirty minutes left until total time failure. While sirens beamed from seemingly nowhere and the fabric of society began to unravel, HahaYouDied had recently been at the forum game "What Can Eat the Thing Above." There he read about Dark Energy and the Heat Death, and what had sparked in so many unborn heros of centuries past sparked in his mind, hope.

Taking flight on the wings of conviction, HahaYouDied found himself in Sweden where the world's most powerful Super-Sub-Atomic Collider had recently been finished. Now with only ten minutes left before time collapsed, HahaYouDied began an experiment in which a quantum size mass of anti-matter collided with virtual matter. Because the virtual matter had no limit of base energy it feel out of existence in a radiant flash of rainbow light. In a last minute effort, HahaYouDied discovered the formula to turn normal matter into virtual matter which could transcend time. By converting the matter that made up his clothes and body into virtual matter, he hurled a lone piece of anti-matter hydrogen causing him to vanish in a flash of light.

By the will of his conscious mind alone he demanded his being of essence reappear in the past where he could better asses and resolved the time crisis before humanity and reality itself was to vanquish in a maelstrom of physical anarchy. Thus with time granted to solve the impending dilemma before it started again, HahaYouDied...