How is the person above you going to die?

[astronelson 339]

The Empire had lasted for ten thousand years. It had a name once, but all now knew it as the Empire. Its lands stretched far, its influence farther. With its power came great wealth, wealth that allowed its highest citizens to live greater than the gods themselves. Some, of course, resented this state of affairs. Not only those outside, but the masses of the people within, fated, it seemed, to suffer endless hunger and deprivation. Many had come to the shining cities of the Empire to seek their fortune. Few succeeded.

To the north was the kingdom of Indulith. Once great, this was a cold and barren land, much of it unable to sustain populations any larger than the few tribes that roamed over it. The fertile plains near the few rivers were given over entirely to farming. Small towns were scattered throughout, near the plains, but daring not to encroach upon the valuable soil on which their survival rested. For the past few centuries the expansion of the Empire saw their lands whittled away, wars they could not afford to fight taking lives they could not afford to lose.

In one of the larger towns of Indulith, almost large enough to be called a city, lived a young man, orphaned ten years ago that day. His parents were killed by the Imperial Army in the battle for Alundiae, some 100 miles south and now well into the territory of the Empire. On the day he learned of their fate he swore revenge on the man who had caused this, the Emperor Daniel.

Now he was ready. Emperor Daniel resided in the largest city of the Empire, Laurien. Gazing out over the plains towards the south, he could almost swear he could see the light of the city in the distance.

Unfortunately for him, while he could see a light, it wasn't Laurien. It was, in fact, a nearby star that had gone supernova. The resulting gamma-ray burst killed everyone on the planet, including Emperor Daniel.

[Jamesrules90 133]

Astronelson will die because in the year 2050 people will look back at the old internet and realize how pointless it is that people are overpushing MLP and will then send big fines out to the people that did it, Astronelson then cuts himself on his fine and gets blood poisoning and dies.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Jamesrules90 was walking to his house, when a giant frog popped out of the pond which he was passing, stuck out his sticky tongue, swallowed him, and slowly digested him to death.

[nathanthemayor 1,263]

Emperordaniel is going to die because he accidently fell out of a window while sleepwalking.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Nathanthemayor expected an epic death. Unfortunately for him, he was just finishing his business on the toilet when a semi truck crashed through his house, killing him instantly. On his tombstone reads, "At least he had clean underwear."

[emperordaniel 1,281]

NMUSpidey was walking through the city, when a giant Assassin Bugg appeared, liquified him, and slurped him up for dinner. The end.

[Skimbo 304]

Emperordaniel takes a walk throu the streets of one of his cities, beeing the emperor he thought he does not have to care about the other things around him, unfortunally, a fast aproaching bus had a different opinion.

[Jamesrules90 133]

Skimbo when he went to catch a train he fell off a platform and got squished, the train was then delayed...Oh wait it would have been delayed anyway, stupid british rail transport.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Jamesrules90 was strolling along the street, and suddenly a Bouncing Rainbow Sheep fell from the sky and hit him on the head. Fortunately, he had a helmet on, so he was protected. However, when he tried to eat the sheep, it called for help, and a Bouncing Rainbow Llama arrived and spat in his eyes, making him go dizzy and run into a wall. He was running so fast that he went through the wall like in a cartoon, and ran off a cliff. He was doing just fine until he looked down, and then he fell from a hight of 22,000 meters.

[RipRap 4,400]

Emperor Daniel accepts a duel from the leader of Posillipo, he loses the duel and dies of his wounds. The End.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Sorry for the double post, but... I didn't know that the Queen of Posillipo duels

Anyways, 111222333444 was working in a computer lab, when his laptop suddenly became senitent and sucked him into it, where he spent the rest of his life mingling with the microchips.

  Edited September 10, 2011 by emperordaniel  

[Ceafus 88 1,929]

emperordaniel dies a long slow death from a new worm that gets inside paralyzes him and eats him from the inside out.

[Ceafus 88 1,929]

emperordaniel dies a long slow death from a new worm that gets inside paralyzes him and eats him from the inside out.

[RipRap 4,400]

frex_ceafus was killed by friendly fire. The end.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

30 will die peacefully in his sleep after a long life.

No one said the deaths have to be violent or unnatural

[mrmike1979 6]

Dan dies from massive blood loss due to a perforated colon received during incident involving his love for the llama.

  Edited September 25, 2011 by mrmike1979  

[Ace3 1,209]

Mike is hit by a bus, he is taken to a hospital where a polar bear appears out of nowhere and eats his internal organs, killing him.

[RipRap 4,400]

10000000000000 is eaten by his zeros. The End.

[The Avatar 1,089]

(This game is so harsh.....I love it! )

30 will die because the Yin Yang in his avatar suddenly morphed into two dragons, one red and one black. The dragons broke out of his computer screen and went on a rampage, killing everyone within a five mile radius.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

You are gonna die when you develop an affinity for cookies, and can't live without them, so when people press the green button, they don't get cookies anymore, and they get so angry that they beat you till you're unconscious, and afterwards you find that they took all your cookies, and die of starvation.

[RipRap 4,400]

Emperordaniel was killed when he got strangled by his own flag. The end.

[Samness 104]

111222333444 was enjoying a ham-and-cheese sandwich when suddenly he exploded. The end.

[kakado_to_save 514]

Samness7 dropped a zucchini on the floor. his coffee dropped on the floor, and he slipped. AND ALL THE SUDDEN! the zucchini came to life and ate his legs and he died from blood loss. the end .

[emperordaniel 1,281]

Kakado_to_save was saved from drowning by a cockatoo, but then he ate the cockatoo, so thousands of aliens from Mars danced around him, making him dizzy, and he sang until he finally died.

Well, that was random

[Indiana Joe 1,752]

Emperordaniel died from overdose of whatever he was smoking when he wrote that last post.

[RipRap 4,400]

Indy got struck by an Indy Car. The End.

[emperordaniel 1,281]

30 dies because mutant animals from the moon shoot lasers at the earth, but the lasers bounce off the atmosphere and return to destroy the moon, and some of the fiery fragments from the explosion enter the atmosphere and strike him on the head.

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Viking mice.

[The Avatar 1,089]

Spidey dies when some of his most powerful nemeses - Green Goblin, Doctor Octagonapus BLAAARGH, and Venom - team up and beat him to death with raw fish.

[2farnorth 26]

MamaLuigi945 dies when he gets food poisoning from said raw fish.

A ambulance crew picks him up and travels to the hospital, but a bridge over a 30000 foot ravine collapses, with a acid factory below.

No body was ever found.