The "Make No Sense" Game

[topcliff 1]

GET FUZZY From my Upside Down Book by roman time snails. City Slicker and Proud of it 2nerdy4u, Official member, needs to clean up The Airport Team. Reply In Peace Heradatos, I walk to the crazy Albert banana phones.

Entirely made from random stuff on this page.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Billy & Gregory Steam Cleaner Reviews compare school and new urban web consultants, and international mashed roman ringtones instantly buy quake 4 downloads, future Californian journals, and Simcity 4 expansion snails.

More random stuff just from this page.

[crazyyaya 4]

In a red sleeps of leather a man of granite hats a shoe.

[manman99 2]

Slithering slowly slowed the slowing slugs of slothville in slugtown, ZooSA

[topcliff 1]

crazy Leech Enthusiast Marikalf From my Upside Down Book sleeps in slugtown slowly Slithering In Peace hats.

Again, from this page.

[manman99 2]

HEYY, thats my upside down book! now u have to comment in my design thread! lol

what the hell, and upside down book doesent make any sense, so there u go!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Lauren, I post my slugtown page from the French topcliff acid in your common escargots, or there is war and peace, come see favor sense of Heradatos or Chrysler bugs on a crib!

Just from this page.

[topcliff 1]

Welcome to the Dlorwani Destruction War! Brian Galesfe on Simtropolis, Official Back to the Future buff and Native Californian.

From people's signatures.

[manman99 2]

Yega, Yaga, eeteveetershveetsere barflonoogin nAH! Wow! Germolish!

(pronounce as seen)

[topcliff 1]

Omnes pueribus sedent, si minxit sub nubes.

Random Latin words.

[manman99 2]

my duck learned how to roll yesterday, so now it can take to the road and go only to the Chinese resturaunt

[hailman 1]

"Quarters and cat food on my mind," sings the stepsister-in-law of the dog.

[Za 164]

The green chicken migrated over the world to catch the golden-brown sloth and close the closet door.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Beware of the great cow on the wrong side of the fence at the subway station of the people with the igloos made of fish sticks covered in salsa with some zebra pictures about WWII with a camera full of glue smothered in rattle-less rattlesnakes on the prowl next to a barrel tree after Ba'al went swimming in the event horizon of a black hole before the stock splits while Draco draws his wand to attack a mockingbird sitting on a telephone pole painted pink with yellow grass growing on the side of the stargate next to the great cow.

[autoVino 26]

The chicken came first but only after the egg. (I hope this counts... it certainly makes little sense to me!)

[topcliff 1]

Oh, how lovely the lampposts neon hues were under the two radiant moons of Glornak X-12 as the firefighting Pikachu's went into hyper-time to save the enchanted kingdom of Trenton, New Jersey from the invading dust army controlled by Michael Bloomberg on his throne of pigeon skulls in Central Park, Canadia.

[Za 164]

The wind eats cheese while the clam bake sets up a croquet game in the toilet bowl after Joe picked up the orange peacoc.k

[nerdly_dood 26]

The Logical Conclusion II

by

nerdly_dood

When the pie hits the pavement, jump past the plug on the way to the cobbler, without omitting It. Eat another typity type type, one two the three four, up the thingo, punch yo’ pillow. Typing on an IBM, the chair is made of steam. He bought a pair of earphones to sever the bed frame. When the cat ate the iPod, I was rushed to the fire station because of a severe allergic reaction to the eatment of silicon. Saline is better though. As I initiate the activation of the beginning, another start has been embarked upon, with the intention of launching the commencement, and a rival group is terminating the completion of the conclusion as they try to stop the cessation of the finale.   [That's my new motto.] Despite the fact that Microsoft made Windows, the Fairfax police have blue and white cars. Cuando quiero escribir cosas extrañas, yo lo hago muy bien, and lo and behole-in-one! Glory be to the Modder and to the Fun and to the Holy Roads. Thungity thand rang, mowses in my scheuphe! Pritti, moddy, STEXy, absolootly byootyful. Bond, James Bond. I have a bluu neon light in my computer. Spell-check does not understand nerdly_dood does not understand spell-check does not understand nerdly_dood does not understand spell-check does not understand nerdly_dood does not understand spell-check does not understand nerdly_dood does not understand spell-check does not understand nerdly_dood is becoming redundant. Jump down to the next terrace, and fifty feet out from the edge of…the…CLIFF!!! Help! Oh, crap, my shirt is stained. No quieres que yo este aburrido; hago cosas extrañas si no tengo nada que hacer. Me gustas, te gusto, we’re all happy, stop being so creepy, get away from me! Typity type type, I rely on Cisco WiFi card. IBM600E. 5+x=54 IF x=the President’s IQ. Quick Launch has been activated, but there is a problem. Je ne parle français. Parlez vous français*? I didn’t think so. Man, I hate it when MS Word don’t understand bilingual sentences. Typity type type, BAM!! I just hit the ground—but not just any ground. I hit Osama bin Laden’s perfectly manicured lawn outside his hundred-thousand-square-foot mansion in Illinois! Bzzzt! There’s my phone. Bill Gates just sent me a text message informing me that my laptop has a 100 minute battery life. I never knew that. Whenever I play chess with my computer, I always ask for hints, I always win, and there are rarely more than five pieces left, although sometimes there are. But there is good news—I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico! Bring SimCity back to Maxis, they created it in 1989, and they made it great in 2003, so why can’t they make it bangin’ in 2008? Tilted Mill needs to be tilted some more so it falls over. SC3K needs to be modded. Red, green and blue LEDs together make “white” light that is actually very pale blue. Choqlit is good, but City Life II is better. Did you ever notice that the sign for Pisces looks like two capital I’s real close together? Ian Fleming never actually wrote a book called Die Another Day. My laptop is black and it looks like a brick, with a 13-inch screen, although it seems more than that. At a quarter past midnight, the _dood is still nerding as he realizes that some sentences actually make sense so he will stop. Tire iron with the rose, past a hinge and up a pipe, through the steel window, eating Star Wars. Tasty .doc files are always nerdly_files. Red dots move a pointer just fine, but now your vacuum can dissolve the toughest grease. Black bedsheets during a dandruff epidemic, vulgar comments in church becoming commonplace, men wearing bras and high heels. Video cards aren’t as expensive as I nerdly_thought, but I can go to the store whenever I get sore because aspirin eats your stomach. “Fn” + backspace turns off the speakers, put a unwound paperclip in the tiny hole you can see in your CD drive and it pops open unless it is the slot kind; then it never opens. Some laptop tires can be chafed, but helicopters never sank all the way to Mars. Nunca he comido un tenedor, he oído que son malos para la salud. I never knew that there were so many Simtropolitans who speak Spanish [he says to Fukuda.] I can live off two small meals a day, but that is only when I am entirely inactive, living off heat it ‘n eat it and playing SimCity or doing some related tasq such as STEXing or STChatting or foruming. Drive the bike through the river which parallels the orbital path of Pluto, then along the bridge that goes under Fukuda’s double-decker highway puzzle pieces, even though he respects the members of the NAM team above all other Simtropolitans, even Jeronij and Glenni. And now it's one in the morning and I have a Flesch-Kincaid grade level of 7.9—much better than that of versionOne.

 

*I had it saying “Je ne parlez français” but then spell checker realized it was French and underlined “parlez” in green and told me to change it to “parle.”

 

                                                                                    -nerdly_dood

[topcliff 1]

Stupid Logic V. 1.0:

If you speak it, you eat it.

Shoelaces will only come undone if your brain commands them to.

War is just something men use to go shoot people with giant guns.

High school got that name since, evidently, all teenagers are crackheads.

The only thing that is real is the thing two inches from your face that wants to eat you.

The difference between dog doo and cat doo is the fact that grass is better for wiping butts on.

The alphabet is part of a conspiracy by the NFFTFOMSPSA* to make little children understand heated arguments between Mommy and Daddy.

*National Foundation For The Foundation Of Making Stupid People Smart Azzes.

[manman99 2]

...........................*random sentence*

[pickled_pig 7]

The hyena breathed in deeply from his gills, as if unaware of his surroundings, preparing to cry a great saxophone blues onto the papier-mache project of the bored flea.

[topcliff 1]

A pickled pig and a man's man born in '99 are on the top of a cliff. Who eats who first?

[Za 164]

The pickled cow flys underpants and communist books run over llama dung eats primary colors.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

The kree tree agrees we see green meese.

[pilotdaryl 25]

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah....

[topcliff 1]

I

Amazingly

Maintain

Awesome

Timid

Energy

Enveloped

Near the center,

Always

Growing

Enigmatically

Reliant

Dependent

Upon

Hot girls.

[Za 164]

When trees under road pavement driver golfs under stars and eats Ralph, smart cars frizzle out on the grass.

[LarksTonguesInAspic 28]

From a song from Haywire Mac McClintock, circa 1928. I edited out choruses to save room...

Ain't We Crazy
(Haywire Mac)

Now, I know a little ditty,
It's as crazy as can be.
The guy who wrote it said he wanted it,
And handed it to me.
I found I couldn't use it
Because it sounded blue,
And that's the very reason why
I'm handing it to you.

It's a song the alligators sing
While coming through the rye,
As they serenade the elephants
Up in the trees so high.
The iceman hums this ditty
As he shovels in the coal,
And the monkeys join the chorus
Up around the nothern pole.

It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a streetcar was in sight,
And the sun was shining brightly,
For it rained all day that night.
'Twas a summer night in winter,
And the rain was snowing fast,
And a barefoot boy with shoes on
Stood a-sitting in the grass.

It was evening, and the rising sun
Was setting in the west.
The little fishes in the trees
Were huddled in their nest.
The rain was pouring down
And the moon was shining bright,
And everything that you could see
Was hidden out of sight.

While the organ peeled potatoes,
Lard was rendered by the choir.
The sexton rung the dishrag,
Someone set the church on fire.
"Holy smoke!" The preacher shouted.
In the rain he lost his hair.
Now his head resembles heaven,
For there is no parting there.

The cows were making cowslips
And the bells were ringing wet,
And the bumblebees were making bums
And smoking cigarettes.
And a man slept in a stable
And came out a little ho(a)rse,
So he hopped upon his golf sticks
And drove all around the course.

It was midnight on the ocean,
Not a horsecar was in sight
As I stepped into the drugstore
To get myself a light.
The man behind the counter
Was a woman old and gray
Who used to peddle shoestrings
On the road to Mandalay.

"Good evening, sir," the woman said,
And her eyes were bright with tears
As she put her head beneath her feet
And stood that way for years.
Her children, six, were orphans,
Except one tiny tot
Who lived in a house across the street
Above a vacant lot.

[Nerd_Guy 4]

September is the hottest planet in the fax machine!

[topcliff 1]

Oh how the Saints,

oh how my paints went barging in.

They had no clue

what to do.

So the Saints jacked your mom's car.

It was so funny.

You can't deny it.

Your stupid hand lotion: no one buy it.

Oh how the tanks went crashing in.

They broke the door down.

The landlord: he had a frown.

Oh how the planks went to the game.

The Padre's won there.

It was so happy. The Giants all went off their rockers.

Oh how the Brits went into Guam.