The "Make No Sense" Game

[IdeaWorld 4]

This game is simple. All you have to do is post idiotic sentences. Make sure they make no sense.

I'll go first.

Surfers were once egyptian ppl who turned bamboo into sweats cause they were cold.

[manman99 2]

men call themselves superior because they eat meat on plate with asparagus next to there legs on top of a house in the summer!

[IdeaWorld 4]

Jelly beans erode in summer because the oh mighty chicken came down and said nimber 7 was lazy cause he was digging a hole to china to find his pet cat.

[Discreet 0]

Postmen deliver there own mail but couriers don't because they use a car

[Tommy_Vercetti3 3]

Flying racoons made sporks out of air because the blue jay stole the show out of magical plates.

(I'm quite good at making idiotic sentances...)

[Kippis05 2]

Fifteen monkeys flew across the tutu factory and spilled thousands of persian rugs on the Prime Minister of Mars because he was lonely.

[ky72x 13]

436 cheese slices melted on a hot plate in a golf ball factory while 25 ants made sandwiches for 9,532 flying wombats who, in return, spread salt and pepper across the landfill.

[pickled_pig 7]

Attic languages (i.e. Greek) are called such because the book "To Kill a Mockingbird," which contains the character Atticus Finch, was first published in 1437 B.C. in Ancient Greece.

(Not idiotic but certainly pointless)

[Diamond Dave66 1]

I was transported to a magic Pipe factory in kazahkstan wher my dog's veternarian worked

[cityhawk 12]

The Iraquis wear spoons on their nostrils because birds poop on the religion of the cats that reside in the roller coaster.

[manman99 2]

cheese fondu makes a great snack if your are throwing it at elephants that trample over you during the milk season in October of February 5th, January2!!!

[luigiguy 1]

Clouds of mice will rain down mildew upon our crabs

[masochist 111]

Pancakes fall out of the lightning bolts that pour gravy under the sea (but only when Santa plugs into a USB port...).

[mr_bleh 0]

Hayfever tore through the land, like a pelican taking a large gulp of water from the bucket rug.

[Kippis05 2]

A carpenter threw a shoe at a truck and it spilled piping hot gravy all over the moon's table runner.

[cityhawk 12]

The Iron Bowl will be a huge foot among the protesters of war in the death of face after the 1900 year backwards to 2006.

[pickled_pig 7]

The holy monkeys of Az'a'n'on operate the mechanism by which the earth is pulled through a series of microscopic plastic hoops spiraling, spiraling, spiraling! towards San Jose, California.

[coolotter88 2]

division by zero causes a mass influx of delta Xs via flux capacitators due to the fact that worm-holes open up in the middle of the Earth!

[luigiguy 1]

jackolopes will rain down soybean oil causing a syrupy koala pancake

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Throwing gernades at the moon will bounce all basketballs covered in slimy bricks of the massive amazonian gold bowl from a bucket of cesium in the Netherlands of Venus.

[cityhawk 12]

The cold fire caused Agent Orange to spread the stars of wood all over the coated seats of monkeys that fool the living from the messing of the dye.

[Goldfish4209 9]

I went home yestarday and saw that my fish had cows sitting in front of the biggest capacitator attached to the roof with horse spit and hung a few motherboards from that thing right there that looks like a clock but really is a chicken with measles.

[luigiguy 1]

Neon crab grasses will chew on our socks while making a polygram leather breifcase

[Kippis05 2]

Christmastime began when John threw a karp into a whale while driving in a clown car through the Atlantic Ocean.

[pickled_pig 7]

Breathing in the vacuum's mixture of argon and nitrogen, the fish spoke a soliloquy ripped off from Shakespeare.

[ky72x 13]

Eggs hit the fruitcake with 11 hammers bought from Sears in the middle of Gui89rty9ht197248kygletrssgm2 land where Nisan Titan pickup trucks talk with giddy spiders.

[cityhawk 12]

Markers from the pit of a shoe went to a ray that made the hair of the jacket roosters that come from your spleen inside the ladder.

[IdeaWorld 4]

Three oranges spalted on the floor when kitty came to sip water wich was diliverd my monkey on Mt. Everest who were warn not to touch the apple pie granma made for the bear with a long mustache that neaded to be cut.

[MarcosMX 222]

There was this cat, that all the time scratched his head, one day, the head scratched the cat.

[pickled_pig 7]

Only if a noble gas can covalently bond with a hydrosulfic acid ion is the world spherical.