Schulmania

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

30,000th post? There would be about 1000 pages if that was the case...

[Smarty218 2]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Don't worry, we'll be there soon!

[Schulmanator 5,813]

No one got the prize yet!

Explodingsims and Hester are both getting warmer... but no one has the prize yet...

One last chance!

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*Slips on a post bug*

Is it Admiral Hestorb enticing everyone to buy stuff for her? (Like food?)

[John94538 0]

Hmm... my equation didn't work... I guess Schulmanians don't use the base ten system...

Let's see, is it cats everywhere that are boosting sales?

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: Explodingsims

Wootage in Extremus! I hath made the 30,000 post! And I wasn't even trying! Sweet! 

So was my answer correct?

EDIT: Oops, I guess that would be 30,000 Views....CRAP!!

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OK I confess.  It was me.  I F5ed 15 times to refresh the page last night to get the 30K view...

But Explodingsims can have my share of the fancy feast prize.

[Hester 700]

THE ADMIRAL! The cat o' 9 tails implementedf?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Hester THE ADMIRAL! The cat o' 9 tails implementedf?quote>

 

I already said the admiral.

[Schulmanator 5,813]

It is not the Admiral.... but WE DO HAVE WINNER!!! Who's "whipping up retail excitement"??? THE CAT O' NINE TAILS!!!!!!!! Congratulations, Hester!! Here's your prize: Enjoy your prize!

[Hester 700]

OW OW OW OW OW!! That cat o' 9 tails... That STINGS! I wanna share my card with Leech 10 as he mentioned part of it though I never saw it due to you-know-what. The initials are PB.

Thanks Schulmy! I will set said for Atkinos immediately and ask April and June if they want to...like...OMG... come along!!! We need new wooden stiletto's. Ol' man Fledder still has his wooden clothing and shoe Emporiums everywhere doesn't he???

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Man, where's a rimshot when you need one?

[DioAngel 1]

OOOOOoooo Nice Whip!! hehehe

[Hester 700]

DIO! Where have you BEEN??????? Let's you, me, April and June go shopping...I have 5 whole Schulmonetas to spend..like...OMG...add that to what I have saved from my job playing tuba in Ol' Man Fledders Bar and Lounge...we can clean up!

[bbfan02 23]

That is the king of all whips! Everyone, bow down!

[DioAngel 1]

RL gving me ups and downs that's why I haven't show up. Oh sweet Hester!!! Woooho money *high fives* Oh yes it's SHOPPING TIME! *HUGS*

[PhatHead 248]

Hey, bruce you wouldn't be a Phat Phan of Devo "Whip it!" lol  

[Smarty218 2]

*Bows down at whip* That would hurt...

[NMUSpidey 3,956]

Oh no, from show tunes to Devo. I'm not sure this is progress...

And here's our rimshot for the "whipping up shopping excitement" with a whip:

BADABUMP, KSS!

[jacqulina 162]

lol congrats hester

nice whip there bruce lol

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Hester OW OW OW OW OW!! That cat o' 9 tails... That STINGS! I wanna share my card with Leech 10 as he mentioned part of it though I never saw it due to you-know-what. The initials are PB.

Thanks Schulmy! I will set said for Atkinos immediately and ask April and June if they want to...like...OMG... come along!!! We need new wooden stiletto's. Ol' man Fledder still has his wooden clothing and shoe Emporiums everywhere doesn't he???quote>

Thanks, but you can keep it. (Just being nice)

*half of the stuff in the store vanishes, and then a large lump of gold appears in midair, with a note attached*

*The lump of gold falls to the ground, leaving a big dent in the floor*

Note: Sorry for the floor damage -- Lauren Ahrns

[DioAngel 1]

*sings the devo song*

Whip it.. Whip it GOOD! lmao

[Joetropian1 1]

Wow, everything happens when I'm not on ST.

What about Prince Excalibur, the volcano, the aliens, Curious George, the spiders, dogs, etc.? Have I been missing updates!? Augh!

Great new city, Risa Beach has got competition now! Maxis Style must have tried to revive itself from the dreaded "Days Before BATs!," a time similar to the Dark Ages.

The new townspeople had better have lava insurance!

JT1

[gabry85 2]

Oh man! The cat o nine WHIP! Very original slogan Schulmy and... congrats Hester!

[Cleaner475 150]

Well done hester - nice slogan - be careful with that whip though ,

Richard

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

The initials are PB. quote>

The bug that shall not be named.

OK enough nonsense... can we just explode the big volcano already?

[Schulmanator 5,813]

Jacqulina Thanks, J!

patriots_1228 The feline hot dogs are usually sardine... so you may want to avoid those.

bbfan02 lol! Glad you made it!

gabry85 Clone? I thought hot dogs came in a pack! Wonder where the rest of the pack is?

Zelgadis True. And there's more to come. New Atkinos is a fast grower indeed.

sebbyb07 Thanks. I am glad you like the coast. The buildings are SWI21's apartment buildings. I could not find a link for them on the STEX when I searched, or I would have included a link, but that's where I got them, so they must be out there somewhere.

dralin321 True! This could be a rivalry in the making.

KingTitan I am NOT a pineapple... more of a pina colada.

gabry85 Hmmm... I did not realize the sale was THAT successful!

panthersimcity4 See... Pepperidge Farm Goldfish are not the only snack that smiles back!

Leech10 Red kites are available for buy 1 get 5 free at Go Fly A Kite, located at Nine Tails.

fledder200 Ladies... Ladies... there's enough blue towels for everyone.

Hester Who can resist blue beach towels?!

Leech10 A pile? How big? I have bills to pay!

Explodingsims You need a matching set.

Smarty218 The towels are blue-tiful!

Manticorefan Thanks - glad you liked them.

bbfan02 lol! Thanks

fledder200 Cheap Paris Hilton lookalike?! That's almost as bad as being a cheap Britney Spears lookalike.

Zelgadis lol! It took me a while to figure out those were picnic baskets on those towels. I wonder if they come free with towel purchase.

Shingure Antonyms??!! WAY too much English homework! Now, write a 5 paragraph essay about the author's meaning. And be sure to use alliterations and semicolons and didactic iambic pentameter with a twist of lemon!

Contest Participants Thanks for your entries. We now have a winner, who is probably depleting her gift card buying blue towels!

panthersimcity4 Not Pikachu... it's ElectriCat!

GreekMan Don't try to rob the towel store... ElectriCat is guarding the premises... and he has 9 tails!

Bakercity These are deluxe towels... $50 will only get you a washcloth!

PhatHead Thank you- come again!

anarchy0029 Mr. Pineapple is the only talking fruit on the island.

Csgcseri Land sale? It has been a while, hasn't it?

Leech10 It's a bargain hunter's dream come true!

[Explodingsims 3]

BLAST!!! I was so close to winning the contest...Oh well, I least I got the 30,000th view!

[Joetropian1 1]

Oh, I know how it'll go

More is coming... it's a tangled web I weave when I ask you not to take your leave;

So come on down to Schulmania, and remember to post and join the mania!

But please don't use this rhyme; it's as dumb as a...uh... lime (?). Aaaugh, this sounds stupid.

five Schulmonetas, eh! If the average Schulmoneta is worth $159.85, then Hester won $799.25! Basically, $800. Congrats, Hester!

Updates! Updates! Updates!

Admiral Hestorb is probably fat. No offense, Admiral!

JT1

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: Schulmanator

NMUSpidey This is scary... if we continue down this slippery musical slope... we could be in Barry Manilowland before we know it!quote>

Should I post a link to the Stargate theme song?

Originally posted by: Schulmanator

Abcvs The Voldibug? Shhh... the volcano is sleeping!

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Is the Voldibug in anyway related to the Volkswagen Beetle, Abctwiggy?

[bbfan02 23]

Geez, almost made the cut. I feel like your Trump!