Schulmania

[patriots_1228 51]

Originally posted by: Leech10

As for Schulmania reaching 200 posts by next year, it is possible.quote>

 

it is already way past 200 POSTS

[Shingure 56]

A phat pharm ? No more like a phat kat binge. A crazy turkey though ... I dont get it

Juliana: That happened to a cousin of mines once. He ate so much he became hallucinigenic. If you spell it that way...

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Originally posted by: patriots_1228

Originally posted by: Leech10

As for Schulmania reaching 200 posts by next year, it is possible.quote>

 

it is already way past 200 POSTS quote>

See? It's possible.

Brad! Quit messing with my computer!

And Joetropian1, it has already passed 20 pages.

[Hester 700]

I think the Admiral needs some counseling. Maybe. Not that I would ever cast aspersions onto her. (or anything else for that matter).

[Joetropian1 1]

Yes, invisible messages are still alive... I knew it... just not as common as before.

UPDATES, please!!!

[gabry85 2]

Nooo, the turkey gone away! And I swear it didn't flew away...

Bad kitten. Bad, baaaaad kitty!

[Callbat 8]

hahahaha yes I am shculmanator....and I just got a new camera too!

[Schulmanator 5,812]

Interesting news for all Schulmania readers who, like the author, often stumble over the blurry line between reality and Schulmanity: while wrapping up my holiday visit to the homeland, an interesting artifact was discovered which relates to one of the RL characters in Schulmania. This royal purr-son has been mentioned only a few times thus far. When I return from the homeland, I will post up a special RL-SC crossover update for everyone.

Be looking for it soon. And, Admiral Hestorb wants you to know that she has made a new year's resolution to eat hearty. Most people choose to eat healthy. But, Hestorb has other plans.

[Joetropian1 1]

THIS IS MY 100TH POST!

Hestorb is actually doing Schulmania a favor... if those spiders try to poison the food, she's always there to eat it. And if there's no food, then there's no poison, correct?

Leech10, I know it's past 20 pages, lol. I meant 200 pages.

Long live Supreme Wirdle!

Here is my guess: Princess Cat-herine

JT1

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Schulmania artifact? Could be interesting!

[suplado! 23]

wow -- this looks really interesting...!! well -- looking at the admiral -- i think she needs a diet....lol

[patriots_1228 51]

Schulmania needs to work on getting the kittens out for exercise

[Joetropian1 1]

LOL, that cat is... uh... slightly... um... uh... larggge. Not as an insult, though... it's a good thing if you are trying to block someone or something... or... well, uh... ok never mind.

Long live the Supreme Wirdle!

What about the spiders in Schulmericho? And the volcano in New Atkinos? What will become of the unsuspecting Schulmanians? Will the aliens save them from certain doom?

POST, POST, POST! The New Year is approaching!

JT1

[Zelgadis 638]

I think there might be some kind of smuggling coterie which uses guinea pigs for transport.

Caught a secret piccy.

ISF

[John94538 0]

Can't wait for the RL-SC crossover! Plus, I hope Hestorb doesn't bloat larger due to her "hearty" resolution, she might become to look like a large, bloated furball!

[Hester 700]

Admiral Hestorb says she is NOT bloated! She is, um, pleasantly full.

[SimsRealtor 20]

Originally posted by: Hester Admiral Hestorb says she is NOT bloated! She is, um, pleasantly full.quote>

Its not Pleasantly full....its Pleasantly Plump .....Srly that cat is fat......get some weight off kitty..meow

I love how Shulmania is shaping out...cant wait for the next update

[purpledaddy 6]

Hey wait a minute! Doesn't the Navy outlaw contraband??

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

Originally posted by: patriots_1228

Any chance of war between Schulmania and Monkey Island?

quote>

 

Definately possible.

[Sadar 0]

What! The year is almost at the end and we have not yet reached page 200, what's the matter with you people??

Poor Admiral... Hopefully She didn't swallow any bones. Those birdbones can be deadly...

I wonder did a certain tiger-striped orange male visit Schulmania once, that kind of appetite could be genetic...

One remembers that this certain male was once on a diet., and in weight-in he started to think whatever he would eat after the diet would be over...

And gained instatinious 2 pounds...

Happy New Year to everybody, and don't play with explosives!!

[Joetropian1 1]

Update, Update, Update, please!

Post, Post, Post, peoples, the year is nearly over!

Can't wait for the next update.

JT1

[sc4portugal 10]

Sounds like a great update!

[csgcseri 0]

Can't wait for it!

[John94538 0]

Originally posted by: Hester Admiral Hestorb says she is NOT bloated! She is, um, pleasantly full.quote>

 

Okay, as of now I say that Admiral Hestorb is heartily and pleasantly full from frivolous and fat endulging from food. (try saying that three times fast )

...But I secretly still think she's bloated...

[ky72x 13]

This RL-SC crossover thing sounds interesting... and Admiral Hestorb really needs to revise her New Year's resolution!

- Kyle

[Hester 700]

Oh John94538...shame...for shame. (invisible message)

[Schulmanator 5,812]

ky72x Well, I will say this: the Page 200 update special will not so much be an exercise in fantasy (like the 2 you mentioned) it will actually help further the plotline of Schulmania (while still having a bit of fantasy). I am working on it. It's say 20% done right now. But, it's moving along!

Leech10 I don't think I have met Vala before.

Joetropian1 No one knows what the spiders are up to... if anything.

Purpledaddy Nope.. Hestorb is a DIVA with a capital "D"!

John94538 Probably not in 28 hours though. That's OK - I need more time to get ready!

Shanna Mille grazie! Glad you like it.

Abcvs Sitting and reading at the moment... oh... and typing too.

Jacqulina Thanks, J! The Admiral is not missing many meals!

patriots_1228 Hard to say... Baby Monkey is the only one to have been to both places. It's up to him. If he stirs up trouble, the fur will certainly fly!

Leech10 200 pages in 28 hours is unlikely. But, it'll be close!

Shingure Surely you believe the Admiral... it was the turkey's fault, not hers!

Leech10 Yeah, Brad! Quit messing with Leech's computer!

Hester Be careful what you cast around her. She may cast back!

Joetropian1 A little prezzy is coming before the update. Will get it up soon. Lots of annoying imageshack uploads first!

gabry85 Surely you believe the Admiral! She said it with a straight face!

Callbat Huh oh! Hestorb better watch her back now! (Probably needs those big truck mirrors to watch her back though)

Joetropian1 Happy 100th! And, Katherine is a good guess but it is not.

Leech10 Yes! A real artifact which links directly back to Schulmania. Kinda like finding a real stargate!

suplado! The Admiral is on a seefood diet - she sees food and then eats it!

patriots_1228 lol! That looks about right!

Joetropian1 Fear not! Several of those questions will be answered soon. Others will be a while yet!

Zelgadis lol! You got the evidence for sure!

John94538 You mean, more so?

Hester She prefers "built to last"

SimsRealator "Built to last" she says!

Purpledaddy She's the admiral, so she can bring aboard whatever she wants. I hear a cargo of Fancy Feast is headed towards her house at full speed!

Abcvs Peace hangs on the conscience of Baby Monkey. Only he can link the two societies. Will he succeed?

[insert anxious pause... a gasp.. then more anxious pause]

[Craig-Abcvs 1,595]

John94538 Perhaps, as poet laureate, you could compose a fine poem about the admiral's ampleness?quote>

Oooooh ooooh pick meeeee!

Ahem...

The fat cat 

Sat on the mat

Hester She is an officer and a gentlecat. She will not unleash the claws... yet.quote>

*runs*

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Daniel: Do you need me to help with the artifact?

 Vala: There you are! *She lassos Daniel before he can get away*

 Vala: Also, I'm new here.

[Schulmanator 5,812]

Page 200 Commemorative Avatars!

 

In lieu of a top posters listing for this landmark occasion, the Supreme Wirdle, in her infinite wisdom, has devised something new and different. As part of Schulmania’s Page 200 celebration, custom avatars have been made for posters in Schulmania. Feel free to use these avatars as long as you choose. They are compliments of the Supreme Wirdle and feature her new medal, showing her climbing the walls of Busscastle. This design was chosen because this is the time of year when everyone wants a bite of Busscastle chocolates, finest in all Schulmania.

 

Please, enjoy your gift!

 

PS: Her artisans would have loved to craft 280+ avatars for all visitors, but the workweek was done after just 32. And, trade guild rules require double pay for overtime. So, we had to cut corners to meet the budget. But, if you are truly desperate for a Schulmania At 200 avatar, PM me and I will see if the workers are back from their break.

This post was damaged in the cyber attack of May 23, 2008 and partially restored.