The Wish Game

[amal81 3]

Granted, but the things which u are invulnerable to will get you...

I wish i could invent God mode in real life

[masochist 111]

Granted...but no one knows what invonerable means...lol...

Okay, sorry, I guess you meant invulnerable, and your wish is granted...unfortunately, about five seconds after your wish was granted, there was an unforseen, beyond cataclysmic event in which the universe and everything in and beyond it is obliterated, leaving you the absolute only thing in reality. Unless you want to be vulnerable to the event, in which case you'd die, and it wouldn't matter...(took me ten minutes to come up with that...)

        ...took too long...   

OK...granted, but Maxis sues  you for plagerism...

I wish I was special...

[paperboy15 4]

Granted, but you will only learn to spell in Swahili

I wish Des Moines, Iowa would be hit by a meteor

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but SliPKnoT brings it back to life

I wish The Alien was alive

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but it attacks you.

I wish that wikipedia was in a book set...

[yoder7652 21]

Granted, but it is a 1 million volume set.

I wish I had a monkey....

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but it is made from chocolate

I wish I had a new CD player

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Granted, but all your CDs are stolen

I wish I could build realistic cities in SC4

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted... but you don't have a computer.

I wish that I knew the Meaning of Life.

[callagrafx 3]

Granted, but you find out it's meaningless

I wish I wasn't in Kansas anymore

[pilotdaryl 25]

Granted, but you get there just after a tsunami hit it and now UK is underwater.

I wish I could travel the world...

[luker91 0]

granted but the world is flat so you drift aimlessly out into space...

I wish i had a pool in my backyard...

[yoder7652 21]

granted....a pool of mud!

I wish I had Sim City 5

[manman99 2]

Granted, but as soon as you start playing it, your computer will blow up, ruining the game.

I wish George W. Bush was smart!!!!!

[pickled_pig 7]

Granted, but Dan Quayle is now president.

I wish that I did not have a headache.

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but now you have a stomachache.

I wish I had a new keyboard.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but it's in japenese.

I wish there was a seventh TV network...

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it is lousy and you will hate it.

I wish I had a slice of pizza right now.

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, but it's an internet cookie.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

[amal81 3]

Granted but by the time u know, your time will be up and you will be left with nothing

I wish somebody on ST would get more than 100,000 posts

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but just as (sloppet) makes the 100,000th post, the server blows.

I wish I had a sandwich..

[Vigilante1987 180]

Granted, but the Mayo is spoiled.

I wish I didn't have to go to work.

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but you have been locked in your closet.

I wish for world peace.

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but accidentally you wish peace for Mars, not Earth

I wish dirk was on the chat more often

[the_real_simmer_3 0]

Granted, one times as often.

I wish sims could fly........................................

[yoder7652 21]

granted, but you fly too close the sun and your wax wings melt.

I wish that I could get paid money for playing simcity

[Skyfire2275 23]

Granted, but it goes into a savings account that you cannot open until you are 100 years old.

I wish I had a third arm.

[sloppet 3]

Granted, but you lose you're 1st arm

I wish it would rain again here

[Kippis05 2]

Granted, but it's acid rain.

I wish I could have a piece of cake.

[amal81 3]

Sure, but your cat eats it while you look away

I wish it would stop raining outside for an hour or so