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[Duke of York 23]

LOL it all started with me borrowing 404s Avatar and it led to a Identity Crises

in the Social Lobby .

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rawr apples: alright now my ipod is just being weird

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imdawon77: wb

pagenotfound: DUKE

pagenotfound: wth

pagenotfound: X(

csgdesign: its a lot of work to find them haha

b22rian: hahaha

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duke of york )

pagenotfound: )

duke of york wb SA

shadow_assassin: annoying how it takes so long to update profiles

shadow_assassin: xD

wrightguy0: duke of york: Bad X(

rawr apples: curse me for having so many songs that have to do with past relationships X(

pagenotfound: SA :@

duke of york O

pagenotfound: wth)

simnation: uploading backups of your game to a online site is freaking annoying and slow

b22rian: duke of york: i liked your last avatar better though

shadow_assassin: )

b22rian: hehe

duke of york b22rian: hehe I'm sure

simnation: but I am all outta loot for blank dvds so Megaupload will have to do

csgdesign: lol

swat-medic: does it look kind of fine to you? http://uryam.org/index.php ?

pagenotfound: MINE :@

b22rian: pagenotfound: hahaha

duke of york pagenotfound: Mine X(

shadow_assassin: swat-medic: the right navigation bar, change the font!

imdawon77: <--- I wouldn't steal unless your name is Frank

b22rian: csgdesign: im just not big on games is all, so no hard feelings

swat-medic: everyone should copy my avatar. cuz it's the best.

shadow_assassin: it's over antialiased

philadelphia: double of the same avatar

csgdesign: none whatsoever b22

swat-medic: shadow_assassin: what

shadow_assassin: swat-medic: change the font!

csgdesign: yer non competitive huh

shadow_assassin: swat-medic: it'

pagenotfound: omg.... SA changed his avatar

duke of york

shadow_assassin: s barely visible

swat-medic: shadow_assassin: what

csgdesign: i find that interesting considering your passion for traffic improvemnt

shadow_assassin: swat-medic: gah

b22rian: csgdesign: just in fantasy football

pagenotfound: first time ever... XD

swat-medic: shadow_assassin: show me a pic on msn

philadelphia: triple avatar!

duke of york wow this avatar is everywhere

xyloxadoria: OMG

xyloxadoria: IMPOSTER

philadelphia: )

pagenotfound: )

duke of york )

b22rian: duke of york: ya its pretty popular isnt it

csgdesign: too many christmas wolves!!

wrightguy0 how did you do that?

pagenotfound is pagenotfound

csgdesign goes nuts and starts whacking his own head

csgdesign: make them stop make them stop make them stop make them stop make them stop make them stop make them stop make them stop

wrightguy0 steal rob's avatar

wrightguy0 Click 404s avatar and click save image

shadow_assassin: swat-medic: http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/8346/changethebloodyfont.png

pagenotfound: XD

pcgirl24: But only one Christmas Glitter Pony

shadow_assassin: shame chptrk isn't here, i'd steal his avatar xD

duke of york XD

pagenotfound:

pagenotfound: im doinig that

wrightguy0 where

pagenotfound: as a surprise

csgdesign: i agree that font is TERRIBLE

csgdesign: for a menu

shadow_assassin: it's over-AA'd

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csgdesign: oh nice pc

wrightguy0 Click his avatar by His user name then right click nect click save image

csgdesign: i didn't notice it

pagenotfound: avatar theives

pagenotfound: X(

duke of york Hello Mas !

wrightguy0 my system won't let me

shadow_assassin: pagenotfound:

tarkus: And still only one holiday armadillo.

csgdesign briefly considers donnin a christmas cap on avatar

tarkus: Hey Mas!

masochist: 'Lo, folks!

csgdesign: hi masochist

larks2242: tarkus: Not for long p

larks2242:

simhottoddy: : oi

wrightguy0 don't stop till i can get it

wrightguy0 One sec I will give it to you

wrightguy0 ty

pagenotfound: MAS.... duke is being mean to me

tarkus: D'oh! Shouldn't have said anything, lol

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simhottoddy: :\

wrightguy0 save this https://www.simtropolis.com/forum/avatars/W_ShadXmas.jpg

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xyloxadoria: darn

shadow_assassin: pagenotfound: tee hee

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duke of york wb Larks

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pagenotfound: larks wth

csgdesign: xylo fail

larks2242: ty

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shadow_assassin: LOL

imdawon77: wb x3

pagenotfound: xylo:@

csgdesign: fail

larks2242: wb

xyloxadoria: ok there

swat-medic: grr

csgdesign: success

philadelphia: wb x2

pagenotfound: OMGOMGOMGOM

pagenotfound: :@

duke of york omg

philadelphia: pagenotfound:

larks2242:

swat-medic: lol you guys are silly

csgdesign: oh dear.

xyloxadoria: larks is csg now?

pagenotfound: my avatar got stolen 3 times X(

shadow_assassin: bloody hell, chptrk changed his avatar again

csgdesign: (

larks2242: shadow_assassin: )

duke of york )

csgdesign: no point shredding credit cards and bank statements

pagenotfound: ok who told him

wrightguy0 did that work

pagenotfound: lol

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csgdesign: just come into chat if you want yer identity stolen

pagenotfound: corey...

csgdesign: :\

pagenotfound: LOL

duke of york lol

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larks2242: wb

pagenotfound: omg

pagenotfound: lol

tarkus: xylox is cody now.

xyloxadoria: Lets see if he notices

imdawon77: i be having an idea

imdawon77: what if

csgdesign: well i nearly got fired today

imdawon77: everyone in chat had the same avatar

csgdesign: stupid temper.

codythemonkey: Wait what

b22rian: csgdesign: wow

philadelphia: //4 Stone Cold Crazy - Metallica //4

xyloxadoria: lol he did notice

larks2242: csgdesign: your avatar is a little on the boring side

codythemonkey: xyloxadoria: ARG X(

pagenotfound: codythemonkey: )

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xyloxadoria: Who should i be next

csgdesign: ya i told you that larks

shadow_assassin: brb

codythemonkey: Now that's confusing me

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pagenotfound: codythemonkey: look at my avatar x(

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shadow_assassin: there we go

le0:

tarkus: Hey le0, welcome back SA

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le0: hi

le0: hi

duke of york shadow_assassin: Awww !

pagenotfound: thats chptrks...

pagenotfound: X(

pagenotfound: DUKE

larks2242: shadow_assassin: Upside down

tarkus: lol Jake

pagenotfound: damnit

le0: Do you think we will have a snow day?

tarkus: rofl

b22rian: le0: maybe

pagenotfound: JAKE DAMNIT :@

swat-medic: haha

pagenotfound: WTH )

tarkus: That's a rather 'musing wolf, lol

duke of york lol

swat-medic: i'm keaping that

shadow_assassin: trying to get chptrk into chat just so he can see what I've done

swat-medic: keeping

csgdesign: tip for the beginners - dont send nasty emails to Suzuki head office telling them how stupid they are

csgdesign: they get offended

csgdesign: pfft.

swat-medic: csgdesign: k

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pagenotfound: ok thats it

swat-medic: ok good night

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shadow_assassin: csgdesign: should've sent them a katana so they can honorably kill themselves

csgdesign: lol swat a mutant avatar

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csgdesign: lol katana

philadelphia: down 2 two christmas wolves

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csgdesign: now they're sending ninjas

le0: http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/6638/76983983.png

csgdesign: fer real.

simhottoddy: You can steal mine all you want.

pcgirl24: Are you guys bored or what? :\

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shadow_assassin: pcgirl24: yeah

simhottoddy: ]

b22rian: hehe

pagenotfound: pcgirl24: yes...

larks2242: Yay i'm a armadillo!

philadelphia: pcgirl24: yes

le0: T_T

pagenotfound: :@

xyloxadoria: so am i !

tarkus: It's Larkus!

larks2242:

pagenotfound: )

csgdesign: lol

le0: )

b22rian: i see your avatar is pretty popular alex

xyloxadoria: im not a exact copy

le0:

philadelphia: however, I'm litening to Mandatory Metallica on the Radio

philadelphia: *listening

xyloxadoria: mines flipped horizontal

le0: xyloxadoria: T_T

tarkus: Armadillos in both directions!

simhottoddy: philadelphia: its 10pm already?!?

le0: tarkus: Have you seen my smiley?

b22rian: simhottoddy: ya

philadelphia: //4 For Whom the Bell Tolls - Metallica //4

simhottoddy: jeeze.

shadow_assassin: brb

csgdesign: ok well i'd better went.

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larks2242: tarkus: Yay tankadillo squd

csgdesign: toodles noodles

xyloxadoria: Im going to go back to being me

tarkus: Would that be Larkus or Tarks2242?

philadelphia: simhottoddy: yup on 94.1!

tarkus: lol

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shadow_assassin: hehehe

tarkus: wb SA

simhottoddy: philadelphia: Oh, I know

b22rian: xyloxadoria: good !

rawr apples: :\

larks2242: tarkus: )

pagenotfound: )

le0: )

rawr apples: shadow_assassin: matches your personality

shadow_assassin: rawr apples: shush

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pagenotfound: AAHHAHA

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larks2242: tarkus: I'm the "improved" Tankdillo

le0: 0o_OO

xyloxadoria: There back to me again

tarkus: larks2242: Except you can't spell tankadillo correctly, lol

duke of york I think I'll keep this avatar

le0: xyloxadoria: wb

larks2242: duke of york: )

pcgirl24: omg, SA has my avatar

shadow_assassin: duke of york: identity theft! )

duke of york )

duke of york mwhahaha

tarkus: yorknotfound?

duke of york lol

larks2242: Who wants to make me a christmas clippy?

tarkus: er . . . dukenotfound?

b22rian: tarkus: LOL

le0: tarkus: What do you think of my smiley?

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pcgirl24: tarkus: How about brainnotfound?

larks2242: wb

pagenotfound: ty

le0: pcgirl24: Snow day?

rawr apples: apples assassin

philadelphia: pagenotfound: lol!

larks2242: pagenotfound: )

philadelphia: )

duke of york )

duke of york omg

duke of york were all thieves

rawr apples: not me!

b22rian: well you guys have worn me out

b22rian: im off to bed

 Sincerely,

Social Lobby

[Larks2242 251]

Deathtopumpkins became a pager and i had trouble trying to shut him off then Wright and 404 started Beeping

fukuda: grrr

deathtopumpkins beeps

deathtopumpkins beeps again

deathtopumpkins beeps once more

wrightguy0: fukuda: i did

larks2242 throws Dtp the pager out the window

wrightguy0: fukuda: why would you want to move to canada

deathtopumpkins beeps repeatedly in larks ear to remind him that the battery is low

larks2242 replaces Dtp's battery

un1: https://i291.photobucket.com/albu­ms/ll316/un1_2008/Website%20Rel­ated%20and%20Random%20Images/up­sidedowntrixieyah.png

deathtopumpkins beeps one last time to confirm battery replacement

wrightguy0: fukuda: well?

un1: How long has it been like that?

 fukuda: wrightguy0: yeah a well

larks2242 drives over Dtp

fukuda: un1: since the points thing went up

wrightguy0: fukuda: why do you want to come to canada?

deathtopumpkins beeps to alert larks that he is damaged

fukuda: wrightguy0: to study

pagenotfound BEEEP

deathtopumpkins: pagenotfound: b-triple e-p

larks2242 pours gas on Dtp and lights it on fire

larks2242 Problem Solved B)

xyloxadoria: darn thing

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deathtopumpkins beeps to alert larks of heat damae

wrightguy0 beeps to alert larks to his alerts

sc4deluxeedition: Does anyone know how to lay out a good city for simcity 4 ?

larks2242 removes battery

wrightguy0 is solar powered

glenni: one end piece, one piece with pillar, one with pillar and another end piece?

wrightguy0 peeps to alert larks to a missing battery

wrightguy0 beeps*

glenni: fukuda: you told me you need two!

larks2242 puts wright in a dark room without sunlight

glenni: so 3 pieces then?

fukuda: glenni: bleh yes

deathtopumpkins beeps to alert larks that he is on backup power

wrightguy0 uses backup nuclear reactor

wrightguy0 BEEEP

xyloxadoria: i gernally put industrial near the border ressidental in the middle and commercial on the roads in between

shadow_assassin: glenni: yup

fukuda: glenni: yes

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larks2242 What will stop this Beeping x(

pcgirl24:

pagenotfound beeeeeep beeeep beeep beep beep beep BOOM

larks2242 404 Blew up?

un1: When did Chrissy get in here?

pagenotfound yes i did

un1:

larks2242

pagenotfound:

wrightguy0 shoots larks into space and watches his head explode

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pagenotfound: FRANK

xyloxadoria greets frank

imdawon77: ROB

shadow_assassin: glenni: ... who is this damn aussie?

pcgirl24: Guess what...

wrightguy0: fwank

imdawon77: pcgirl24: wut

xyloxadoria thinks youre pregnant

pcgirl24: My daughter just got an American Girl doll for X-mas from my BFF.

imdawon77: Cowrey

pagenotfound is not pregnant

xyloxadoria notes that his guess was a random tangent

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pcgirl24: An American Girl doll....

wrightguy0:

pcgirl24: Like the most wanted dool of all small girls.

pcgirl24: doll*.

xyloxadoria hopes that 404 is not pregnant considering he is a guy

imdawon77: I thought I obliterated Canada X(

xyloxadoria notes that only male seahores give birth and given that rob is a wolf male pregnancy does not apply

deathtopumpkins: pcgirl24: the most wanted dool? XD

[thepokemaniac 18]

Ok, I wrote this song in chat. The Twelve days of Trixies!

on the first day of trixies my true love gave to me, a nice little nominee!

on the second day of trixies my true love gave to me, two happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the third day of trixies my true love gave to me, three mid-sized cities, two happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the fourth day of trixies my true love gave to me, four 12 lane highways, three mid-sized cities, two happy streets and a nice little nominee!

on the fifth day of trixies my true love gave to me, five skyscrapers! four 12 lane highways, three mid-sized cities, two happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the sixth day of trixies my true love gave to me, six aspen forests, Five skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid-sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the seventh day of trixies my true love gave to me, seven mega malls, 6 aspen forests, 5 skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the eighth day of trixies my true love gave to me, eight slippery offramps, seven mega malls, 6 aspen forests, 5 skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the ninth day of trixies my true love gave to me, nine creepy slums, eight slippery offramps, seven mega malls, 6 aspen forests, 5 skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the tenth day of trixies my true love gave to me, ten police stations, nine creepy slums, eight slippery offramps, seven mega malls, 6 aspen forests, 5 skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the eleventh day of trixies my true love gave to me, eleven gmax models, ten police stations, nine creepy slums, eight slippery offramps, seven mega malls, 6 aspen forests, 5 skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

on the twelfth day of trixies my true love gave to me, twelve subway stations, eleven gmax models, ten police stations, nine creepy slums, eight slippery offramps, seven mega malls, 6 aspen forests, 5 skyscrapers! 4 12 lane highways, 3 mid sized cities, 2 happy streets, and a nice little nominee!

And if you're familliar with me in chat, you know i like to sing!

 

[Philadelphia 25]

Chat is awesome (and sometimes awkward)

[Shadow Assassin 336]

Okay, a bit of sibling rivalry between two of our moderators: cheese89 and cheese91.

...and beebs gets in on the fun.

round 1

cheese91: save me some dough kevin

tarkus: later 89

shadow_assassin pagenotfound: lines look too fat and blurry

confused04 left the room. (Logged out)

dcmetro34: blue lightning: bye, save some for me

seahawk fan121: pagenotfound: nation by Somalia and Yemen? scary

cheese91: bring it in here

b22rian: reaper88: there was a lot of crashes to desk top building that LOL

cheese89: there isn't much dough left need to use it all

reaper88: b22rian: lol

cheese91: ugh. you ate it all that's why.

imdawon77: nobody wants anything?

imdawon77: k

blue lightning: tarkus: well I dont count I guess. Hedgehogs are technically rodents

cheese89: yeah well u should have before we made more cookies

cheese89 came back.

shadow_assassin blue lightning: speedy gonzales!

dcmetro34: wb

pagenotfound: seahawk fan121: yeah.... i know but this im making my own alternate to history here

reaper88: oh cheese fight XD

seahawk fan121: pagenotfound: still scary

blue lightning: The cheeses are quarring

cheese91: 89: it's not my fault i'm at work all the time and you just sit around eating all the cookie dough

xyloxadoria: this centraly is a interesting looking tree

cheese91 has been warned by cheese89.

shadow_assassin XD

blue lightning: wut

cheese89: so ha

blue lightning: lol

cheese91:

pagenotfound: )

blue lightning: de opped

seahawk fan121: lol! XD

reaper88: XD

cheese91: i hate you...

cheese89: refresh addie

blue lightning: c'mon addie

cheese91: i'm returning your christmas present

xyloxadoria: SIBLING RIVALRY!

cheese89:

cheese91: so there.

seahawk fan121: cheese89: meanie.

blue lightning: use the /pass!

cheese89: im returning yours also

cheese91 has been warned by beebs.

cheese91: and it's a really good present. too bad you won't get it now.

beebs: haha

cheese91: STOP.

pagenotfound: )

beebs wins.

cheese91: urgh.quote>

Round 2:

cheese91: blue lightning: How am I supposed to fight back? I have nothing.

blue lightning: 89 and beebs are tied for first place in round 1

blue lightning: cheese91: /pass

blue lightning: or whatever it was that readmins yourself

deathtopumpkins: wifi is slow...

deathtopumpkins: 100 KBps

pagenotfound: the location isnt final on my CJ... could be where it is now or by Qatar or something

xyloxadoria: or press f5

blue lightning: I think /user is to revert to normal user

blue lightning: or you could refresh

blue lightning: and start round 2

cheese91 left the room. (Logged out)

cheese91 joined the room.

cheese91: oh there we go.

blue lightning: wb

shadow_assassin wb

beebs: honestly.

blue lightning: Round 2 *ding*

confused04 joined the room.

blue lightning: wb Kenny

confused04: stupid modem

tarkus: wb

cheese89: naw, game is over

dcmetro34: wb

cheese91: Kevin doesn't like to fight with me.

cheese91: <3

blue lightning: cheese89: Sure?

cheese89: ok well i'll let you have your revenge

seahawk fan121: cheese91: he just wants his christmas present

cheese89 is now regular user.

cheese91: yaaaay

cheese89 has been warned by beebs.

blue lightning: //4 GAME OVER YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH! //4 (sorry, had to )

pagenotfound: LOL

blue lightning: lol

cheese89 has been kicked by cheese91.

cheese89 left the room. (Logged out)

reaper88: lol

pagenotfound: freeze

cheese91: He has to bake cookies anyways.

pagenotfound: nvm

pagenotfound: XD

blue lightning: PWNAGE

tarkus: blue lightning: And I guess I'm technically a Eutheria. lol

beebs: LOL

deathtopumpkins: lalalala

pagenotfound: )

beebs: you do need to buy him an apron.

cheese91: I do, he's little Betty Crocker over there

seahawk fan121 is throwin' on his louboutins

seahawk fan121: //4

reaper88: XD

blue lightning: argh I think I may have to leave soon

beebs: Betty Crocker. awesome.

quote>

Quite a funny one.

[chicah 20]

this happened in chat this morning, it's me and ded's convo which is the "funny part":

ded: chicah: zomg, i got designer cookware for christmas

ded: i haven't been this excited since i bought my first prada

krbe: shadow_assassin: 'Intended purpose'? You're trying to tell me dropping off kids at the school is not an intended purpose? D:

shadow_assassin: krbe: well, yeah.

chicah ded: haha xD genius. "I havent been this excited since I bought my first prada", that's one for the memorable chat quotes-thread

shadow_assassin: they have people movers for that.

dream_painter: it is so slow to download the new buliding... what should i do first...?

krbe: What if your daughter is attending Mount Anville?

ded: chicah: ...i was serious?

chicah ded: I know, thats what made it hilarious xD

[Tarkus 6,933]

Happy 2010, everyone!  Thought I'd do the honors of posting the first chat log extract of the year.  Larks, Squad and I rant about a few popular hip-hop acts.  If you're a Justin Bieber fan, I'd recommend turning back now. (And for the record, I really like Bob Dylan's earlier stuff--I find his recent Christmas album ridiculous, however.)

The conversation later transitioned to Squad and I "Trekking" out.

archean joined the room.

tarkus Hey archy

617squad: hi mike

larks2242: 617squad: i hope someone smokes both 50 cent and kayne this year

archean: Happy PST 2010!

617squad: larks2242: money's on Ne-yo

617squad: ditto mike

computerguy890100: Happy Seattle New Year!

larks2242: Happy 2010 Arcy

larks2242: h

617squad: Happy Las Vegas NY!

larks2242: 617squad: no Manio

larks2242: 617squad: NY?

larks2242: Not NV

tarkus larks2242: Taylor Swift. It'd serve Kanye's auto-tuning rear-end right. lol

tarkus archean: Yay PST!

larks2242: tarkus: Kayne really needs to stop puttin junk out there

larks2242: he has nothing

tarkus larks2242: My thoughts exactly.

larks2242: tarkus: its all for the radio

deathtoall: tarkus: I suspect Taylor Swift with a shotgun, at the MTV Awards.

tarkus deathtoall: rofl

617squad: larks2242: New Years

deathtoall: Mikey!

617squad: too lazy to diffrentiate

deathtoall: Happy New Year

larks2242: At least Tupac's songs had meaning

617squad: wow, they still sell these things http://www.amazon.com/Radio-Control-Goodyear-Blimp-Style/dp/B00028YSTO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=toys-and-games&qid=1262334993&sr=8-2

tarkus Heh . . . I was watching "Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve with Ryan Seacrest" with the folks . . . and was amazed that Jennifer Lopez was only the third-worst act of the night, lol

tarkus larks2242: Yes, and he actually did a decent cover of Bruce Hornsby's "That's The Way It Is", lol

pilotdaryl: [c=#23870f][/c]I'm going to continue tihs party

617squad: tarkus: who was worst?

pilotdaryl: hey, it goes on all night

pilotdaryl: then tomorrow, I'm going to take a BIG, LONG, NAP.

tarkus 617squad: Justin Bieber :$ Closely followed by The Black Eyed Peas.

617squad: tarkus: BEP...

617squad: wow

pilotdaryl: later alls!

tarkus Daughtry was decent as per usual.

617squad: unlike them

617squad: who was best?

deathtoall: i avoided the before show acts

tarkus 617squad: Daughtry, by far.

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deathtoall: i only watched the fireworks

617squad: and yes, bieber fails miserably

617squad wonders how he got up there

larks2242: tarkus: What makes me mad is some one like Rick Ross that steals a drug dealers name was a ex cop and now acts like a Thug

larks2242: He never lived in hard tmes

tarkus I really don't get what the deal is with Bieber . . . he's basically a 15-year-old kid whose voice hasn't changed yet and abuses auto-tune like there's no tomorrow.

larks2242: Just doing it to get rich

larks2242: Money Corrupts

tarkus larks2242: Anything for a buck . . .

617squad watches the gag reels of Star Trek

tarkus My main questions when watching Bieber: what's going to happen when this kid's voice starts to change in . . . oh . . . a couple months?

larks2242: Yep its sad how you go from NWA, Tupac and the Geto Boys to Kayne West, Rick Ross and Chris Brown

617squad: tarkus: just happend

tarkus 617squad: rofl

tarkus Well, he'll just auto-tune the pubescent vocal creaking. Probably end up sounding like a mutant cyborg Bob Dylan, lol.

617squad: tarkus: XD

larks2242: tarkus: ) Mutant Cyborg

larks2242: tarkus: Darth Vader

617squad: oi, any of y'all watched star trek from last year?

archean: ....is it wrong to be 17 and madly in love?

larks2242: archean: no

617squad: "Luke, I am yo (censored) daddy!"

larks2242: why?

tarkus 617squad: I haven't yet, but have been meaning to, being a big Trek enthusiast.

617squad: tarkus: funny bits you want?

tarkus archean: Nope.

617squad: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AoRHoxN4KKo

617squad: funny bits!

shadow_assassin: tarkus: lol, cyborg Bob Dylan

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[un1 41]

If you've been in the chat regularly you would know there is a Emma Watson thing going on. If youre active in the Forum Games you also know that Thepokemaniac is posting about Emma Watson in everyone of them.

Well this was the reaction he got when he posted a non-Emma Watson post in the 10,000 posts game..

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[thepokemaniac 18]

Yay! Its me!

[TheNewTeddy 5]

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shadow_assassin:

thenewteddy just realized he cant do this cause he has no friends

duke of york: wb

thenewteddy (

chptrk: wb

zelgadis: Heh. I can't be with a guy who doesn't giggle at the sound of farts. That's why I love my bf sooooo much.

chptrk: aww...

wrightguy0: zelgadis: XD

chptrk: zelgadis:

zelgadis: Gotta have some lowbrow humor once in awhile.

toki.s: eww

wrightguy0: zelgadis: amen

shadow_assassin: zelgadis: ...k

wrightguy0 rips a biggie

chptrk breaks the silence

thenewteddy breaks wins

wrightguy0 cuts the cheese

duke of york Grabs Fabreeze

duke of york and runs

chptrk gets the noseplugs

zelgadis flicks a bic

chptrk runs with duk

chptrk: e

thenewteddy begins to do something best left undescribed

wrightguy0 gets duke and chp some refried beans

shadow_assassin: Febreze is great for making lino floors slippery

wrightguy0:

chptrk does not eat!

duke of york runs in sequence

duke of york doesn't eat either

chptrk slow motion runs!

wrightguy0 runs in sequins

wrightguy0:

ded: oh dear

duke of york Skips

shadow_assassin watches the ripples with a horrified expression

chptrk skips hand in hand with duke

chptrk:

shadow_assassin: this is like a car accident

duke of york:

ded: shadow_assassin: its true

ded: except i'm not watching

wrightguy0: shadow_assassin: what is?

wrightguy0:

shadow_assassin: the slo-mo skipping

wrightguy0: ah

[Larks2242 251]

So i was looking at the member list on the fourm, and it turns out that was also their password then the account was Jaked 

beebs: barbeh.

swat-medic: beebs: you confused me.

larks2242 ) there is someone online named "usernameispassword"

barbulam1: Beebsy!

barbulam1: Rock Chalk Jayhawk GO KU!

pagenotfound: larks2242: )

beebs:

shadow_assassin: http://thereifixedit.files.wordp­ress.com/2009/12/12905724954563­0776.jpg - lol, cool!

swat-medic: omg

swat-medic: larks2242: I got in their account.

thenewteddy: LOL

larks2242 swat-medic:

usernameispassword joined the room.

swat-medic: see? ^

swat-medic: )

larks2242 )

pagenotfound: )

larks2242 how?

usernameispassword left the room. (Logged out)

barbulam1: Ban the account.

pagenotfound: OMG that is great

pagenotfound: XD

swat-medic: doing that as we speak

larks2242 swat-medic: Hacker

barbulam1: K

shadow_assassin: )

pagenotfound: rofl

[chicah 20]

thenewteddy: oh guess what

thenewteddy: I'm moving to Norway

thenewteddy: Where I shall profess my undying love for you and ask you to be my wife.

chicah thenewteddy: Then you'll have to go skiing in Hell.

thenewteddy: lol

thenewteddy: not you chicah

glenni: or cross Greenland

thenewteddy: Glenni //0

chicah No, glenni

chicah But you'd still have to go skiing in Hell

thenewteddy: brian

shadow_assassin: chicah!

chicah glenni: Did you see that newspaper headline titled "Homser på ski over Grønland"?

thenewteddy: wait, do you guys even have SSM over there

b22rian: hey guys

chicah hi brian

glenni: chicah: no...

hittwice99: hi brian

glenni: thenewteddy: SSM?

chicah It was a witty title.

thenewteddy: same sex marriage

chicah Yeah, we do.

glenni: yes actually

thenewteddy: sweet

thenewteddy: oh glenni

chicah We were one of the first countries to get it, lol.

glenni: look

 

thenewteddy gets down on one knee

glenni: gay australian man

glenni: *points*

glenni: go get it

shadow_assassin: hey, don't point at me X(

thenewteddy: Glenni, ever since I first met you, I've known

thenewteddy: known that your name is probably Glenn

glenni: it's Fred

thenewteddy: and it is. I think. and that's good enough for me

chicah go get "it", what way is that to describe a homosexual man...

thenewteddy: Fred?

b22rian: shadow_assassin: i think i duplicated some of the switch points but i guess it didnt hurt anything

 

thenewteddy runs away crying

glenni: thenewteddy: Fred Yeah

chicah thenewteddy: It's Glenn.

thenewteddy: I dont even know you!!!

thenewteddy: ( now who will be my wife

glenni: chicah

glenni: you wanted to eat her anyway

thenewteddy: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

thenewteddy: not chicah, never!

chicah I wasn't planning on settling down anytime soon.

shadow_assassin: chicah: ...it was horrible last night (

chicah and ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwww right back at you.

thenewteddy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww <- mine is longer I win

chicah shadow_assassin: it was?

shadow_assassin: chicah: for me, I mean

chicah thenewteddy: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww­wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

glenni: seems like a match made in heaven

chicah I totally win.

thenewteddy: I've always wanted to move to Florida

[Larks2242 251]

I think Vince is hurt. Guess ya have to read to find out.

wrightguy0 is loving Assassin's creed II

wrightguy0:

pagenotfound:

wrightguy0 but not as much as he loves rob

blue lightning: ow my ass still hurts X(

wrightguy0:

aontan: ...'kay.

blue lightning: erm, bad timing?

larks2242

pagenotfound: blue lightning: stop sittin on it ye bum

blue lightning: Im not right now

larks2242 blue lightning: i'd say so

blue lightning: Im squatting because it hurts

pagenotfound:

larks2242

pagenotfound:

blue lightning: ..I should just shut up, eh?

wrightguy0: blue lightning: that's the last time i let you use a porcupine as a seatcushion

larks2242 blue lightning: May want to rephase that

blue lightning: wrightguy0: I never did it was probably because I kinda missed the table when I was snowboarding...

blue lightning: ended up landing on my butt

pagenotfound: owies

larks2242 blue lightning: Get some ice

wrightguy0: blue lightning:

wrightguy0: yeouch

blue lightning: At least I learned how to jump without killing by butt

blue lightning: *my

larks2242 Killing by butt )

blue lightning: And now back to your scheduled programming

wrightguy0: http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/­f/2010/034/e/5/e52e286a115eba2d­7c21a590617a7fda.png <---- i wish i was him

wrightguy0:

blue lightning: Just dont... eat me, k?

pagenotfound: mmmm hedgehog

larks2242 blue lightning: Is killing by butt assault with a dangerous weapon?

blue lightning: larks2242: )

pagenotfound: )

blue lightning: halp Im being reverse raped

larks2242

wrightguy0:

pagenotfound: )

jim 546: :$

blue lightning: I would not want to know how that would work or be possible

blue lightning: sooo....

larks2242 Chat is going in a bad direction

pagenotfound: this chat is lively today

 

blue lightning: it was dead a while ago

wrightguy0 thinks vince's grave is deep enough, but that tenacious hedgehog just keeps digging

blue lightning: wut

blue lightning: I have a grave?

wrightguy0: every t=ime you speak today you're digging your own hole

blue lightning: like now?

blue lightning: Id be past the earths core

wrightguy0: yep

pagenotfound: yup about a foot

pagenotfound: past

larks2242 must add this to chat log thread )

[imdawon77 9]

I fall asleep and then give a horrible Billy Mays impression

b22rian: i wonder where dawon is ?

b22rian: its nice of him to spend this much time in here

7499275: frank where are you

b22rian: hhehehe

reaper88: b22rian:

7499275: earth to frank come in frank

b22rian: maybe hes playing sc 4 ?

b22rian: hehe

b22rian: ground control to major frank ?

7499275: i hope he has his volume on ]

7499275 jgdrkjtgbdfk

7499275 wake up sleepy head

mayorm left the room. (Going to Social Lobby)

b22rian: frank is visiting planet dawon right now

7499275: lol

b22rian: take your protein pills and put your helmet on..

7499275: lol

b22rian: hehe

7499275: 10

7499275: 9

7499275: 8

7499275: 7

7499275: 6

7499275: 5

7499275: 4

7499275: 3

7499275: 2

7499275: 1

b22rian: does anyone have a loud trumpet handy ?

7499275: blast off

imdawon77 punches rocky accidentally in sudden shock

imdawon77 EWOAH

7499275: :X( hey

7499275: //1

7499275: //1

7499275: //1

7499275: take that

b22rian: you ever wonder if the dc in dcmetro stands for disconnect ?

7499275: )

b22rian: as often as it happens

imdawon77 key "accidentally"

imdawon77 what did I miss

7499275: everything

b22rian: hehe

b22rian: i wish adam were here

b22rian: adam is a lot of fun always

7499275: //1 //1 ]

imdawon77 turns flowers into paper machet

7499275: X(

imdawon77 makes a flower machet gun

dcmetro34 joined the room.

b22rian: dc !!

dcmetro34: Brian!

dcmetro34: Guess what?

b22rian: mickey found pegs program for you

imdawon77 *Homer scream*

b22rian: ya ?

kazuo12: wb

7499275: frank your evil

dcmetro34: ty

7499275: wb

dcmetro34: ty

imdawon77 7499275: flattery will get you nowhere X(

7499275: )

7499275: your the most evil amn i ever meet an your wierd

7499275:

reaper88: dcmetro34: https://www.simtropolis.com/stex/

[imdawon77 9]

[Paulobergonci 673]

 Epic fail by me. 

[imdawon77 9]

well, atleast I got a chuckle out of everyone

[simmaster07 1,221]

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[SounderBruce 173]

I remember that (I'm at the very bottom!)

Here's one from today!

pcgirl24: thepokemaniac: How old are you? 16?

thepokemaniac: meh... you dont have to be that old to... er, lets not even go there

ntq$310: thepokemaniac: thats a good way to guess

thepokemaniac: pcgirl24: [censored]

deathtoall runs a road train through chptrk's GNR

justanothersim86: deathtoall: Voar Tok is one, someone from the UK, and someone else keeps showing up

pcgirl24: thepokemaniac: [censored]...really.

pcgirl24: Wow.

ntq$310: unless your from the deep southof course

thepokemaniac: pcgirl24: yes, Ms. Chrissy

justanothersim86: chrissy is like 2x your age

deathtoall: justanothersim86: i keep getting boggy

thepokemaniac: i almost called abcvs Mr. Craig in one of his CJ replies

pcgirl24: thepokemaniac: Then yeah, I'm like, uh, [censored] years older than you.

justanothersim86: deathtoall: what's his name?

thepokemaniac: pcgirl24: huzzah for 2x ages!

wrightguy0: X(

computerguy890100 is 13

pcgirl24: thepokemaniac: I really did think you were older than [censored] though.

thepokemaniac: hm, we're studying functions in math... so that would be... y=2x and the y intercept would be 0 and the slope would be 2/1

thepokemaniac: pcgirl24: lol, jake did too

chptrk is 16

ntq$310 is 15...

thepokemaniac: a lot of people did actually

deathtoall: and short

617squad is 17

chptrk: deathtoall: AM NOT!

chptrk: X(

thepokemaniac is under 9000!!!!!!!

deathtoall: are 2!

thepokemaniac: 

617squad or about 90 in wolf years

wrightguy0 is angry

chptrk: Am not!

chptrk: X(

computerguy890100 is OVER 12!!!!!!

ntq$310: chat just got quicker

deathtoall: are 2 are 2 are 2

617squad: chptrk: chptrk: am what?

deathtoall: dee too

ntq$310 freezes dta

computerguy890100 is UNDER 16!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wrightguy0: X(

chptrk: Don't call me small! I'll rip off your legs and stick em on your head!

chptrk: :@

ntq$310: chptrk: O_O

1nu: ...

wrightguy0: chptrk: f you can reach

computerguy890100 is probably the shortest one here

wrightguy0: if*

thepokemaniac: i was at school once, and i was looking up over 9000 on one of the crapload school computers,

chptrk: Please! CG...how tall are you?

pcgirl24: I will be 27 this summer, but it seems like the older I get, the younger I feel. It's kinda weird. :\

computerguy890100 chptrk:

thepokemaniac: and it crashed the computer

617squad: hi chrissy

pcgirl24: Hi

computerguy890100 pcgirl24: 5' 1/2"

ntq$310 Or you could just shove your foot so far up his ass he has toes for teeth

617squad: pcgirl24: you virgo

justanothersim86: I turn 20 in May :\

1nu: computerguy890100: shooooort

pcgirl24: justanothersim86: Wooot

chptrk: I think I'm taller then taht!

deathtoall: virgos for the win

ntq$310 family threats

Continued on next post....

[SounderBruce 173]

617squad: i age 10 years per 1 year

computerguy890100 1nu: Hey! I haven't hit my growth spurt ye

computerguy890100 t

justanothersim86: not a teenager anymore

617squad: age old pisceans

ntq$310: That reminds me of a joke on everybody hates chris...

617squad: already getting wrinkles

thepokemaniac: Peddington smart seed is the best way to grow greener and lusher grass, the name is peddington

thepokemaniac: it said so on a commerical

thepokemaniac: *commercial

pcgirl24: I'm about 5'6 1/2....

thepokemaniac: so it must be true!

thepokemaniac left the room. (Logged out)

617squad: thepokemaniac: yo this is flava flav whos this?!

thepokemaniac joined the room.

computerguy890100 This is a real photo of me...with a U.S. rep...last year (when I was still 4' 11" http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki­pedia/commons/6/67/Rick_Larsen_ %26_Me.jpg I'm too short!

thepokemaniac: woops

computerguy890100 (

computerguy890100 is tooooooo short!!!!!

pcgirl24: My daughter is 4'3 at 7 yrs old.

computerguy890100 (

ntq$310: thepokemaniac: they also told me on the commercial that I need a survival kit for when the dollar collapses and when we return to the barter system

pcgirl24: I think she'll be kinda tall.

computerguy890100 pcgirl24:

1nu: computerguy890100: Its you

computerguy890100 1nu: yes

wrightguy0: ntq$310:

thepokemaniac: computerguy890100: now how did i know you looked EXACTLY like that XD

ntq$310: wrightguy0: and yes, before you ask, it was a commercial during Glenn Beck's show

thepokemaniac: pcgirl24: shes 7?!

deathtoall is just over 6ft

617squad: pcgirl24: sh'll be a tall fish

wrightguy0: ntq$310:

pcgirl24: thepokemaniac: Yeah

wrightguy0: X(

thepokemaniac: i thought she was like 5 or something... i guess i wouldnt know

pcgirl24: Just turned 7 on the 13th.

617squad: pisceans are usually tall

ntq$310: wrightguy0: welcome to America

computerguy890100 thepokemaniac: Maybe some of the smarter Bruces are Asian? (Bruce Lee!)

justanothersim86: I'd be 6ft or 6ft 1inch, somewhere around there

travis 5 is a shabby 5'5"....at 17 :\

617squad: pcgirl24: happy birthday to her?

wrightguy0: X(

thepokemaniac: computerguy890100: )

deathtoall: justanothersim86: same

computerguy890100 might become taller than travis 5 at age 15

chptrk: Wait!? There's people shorter then 5'7" here?! Yay!

thepokemaniac is 5'10"

617squad flees in fear of chrissy's motherly wrath

deathtoall: chptrk: YAY!

chptrk doesn't feel small anymore...not that he ever was!

thepokemaniac: chptrk:

thepokemaniac: wow

computerguy890100 thepokemaniac:

617squad: chptrk: you short?!

thepokemaniac: you are... fun sized )

617squad: impossiable!

chptrk: I'm not short!

computerguy890100 You're 9' 1/2" taller than me, Adam!

justanothersim86: it's a nice height, just slightly above the average but not too much that my head hits things

thepokemaniac: computerguy890100: 9'?

617squad: chptrk: you're taller than me

ntq$310 makes wrightguy immigrate to Minnesota

thepokemaniac: 9 feet?

deathtoall: justanothersim86: it is average

617squad: i'm a sodding 5'11

617squad: so short

 

[SounderBruce 173]

computerguy890100 thepokemaniac: nvm

computerguy890100 9 1/2"

thepokemaniac: computerguy890100: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wiki­pedia/commons/6/67/Rick_Larsen_ %26_Me.jpg

travis 5: 617squad: lol you're half a foot taller than me

computerguy890100 What about it?

thepokemaniac: whos the fat chick behind the guy

617squad: i'm shorter than mike! (

wrightguy0: X( X(

justanothersim86: deathtoall: average for men is 5'10" or 5'11"

computerguy890100 thepokemaniac: idk?

thepokemaniac: computerguy890100: oh ok

thepokemaniac: after i said that,

deathtoall: justanothersim86: but 6ft is just so boring

thepokemaniac: i thought,

computerguy890100 Random tourist!

thepokemaniac: "wait, what if thats like his mom"

thepokemaniac: XD

computerguy890100 thepokemaniac: ]

computerguy890100 thepokemaniac: :@

computerguy890100 Wrong emoticon

computerguy890100 )

thepokemaniac: 

thepokemaniac: fail

chptrk: Emote fail

617squad: )

617squad: indeed!

617squad: epik fail!

computerguy890100 This is going into the chat logs! 

[Wrightguy0 40]

An Existential crisis in postmodernist thought occurred in chat this morning

deathtoall: what i do now?

roger51: deathtoall: english please.

thenewteddy: I never know if your questions are rhetorical or not

deathtoall: normally no

deathtoall: i specify when they are

shadow_assassin: HAH no

shadow_assassin:

thenewteddy: I have lots of answers if you want them

roger51: thenewteddy: its ok he is from the east coast, they are all crazy

deathtoall: im going to be all post-modern and say " is it the right answer and how can it be the answer?"

shadow_assassin: deathtoall: is it really?

thenewteddy: cause I say so

meister1235 joined the room.

deathtoall: but what authority do you have to tell the "truth" and is it the truth for everyone?

deathtoall: meister

meister1235: hi all

thenewteddy: yes

roger51: hi

meister1235: hi dta

meister1235: hi roger

roger51: deathtoall: appeal to authority is the case

deathtoall: thenewteddy: how can we know that its an absolte truth

thenewteddy: cause I say so

deathtoall: but you arent saying why

thenewteddy: I just did

shadow_assassin: deathtoall: |truth| that's why

wrightguy0

deathtoall: hmm

deathtoall: yeah

shadow_assassin: damn... astro isn't here, he would get it

deathtoall: i get it

wrightguy0 you want the truth? You can't handle the truth!

deathtoall: i dont remember what it is but i get the idea

roger51: )

thenewteddy: so I win

fukuda joined the room.

roger51: hi

meister1235: fukuda!

wrightguy0 thenewteddy: no, but i do ]

fukuda: hey

deathtoall: thenewteddy: but how is that an answer

wrightguy0 always wins

thenewteddy: it is

thenewteddy: I say it is so it is

fukuda: thenewteddy: ?

thenewteddy: and I'm right

thenewteddy: and I say I'm right so I'm right

roger51: wrightguy0: no you don't

wrightguy0 thenewteddy: i think, therefore i am

thenewteddy: except I am Teddy

deathtoall: wrightguy0: but what is the truth?

shadow_assassin: the truth is in pie

thenewteddy: The truth is what I say it is

wrightguy0 and i think i'm right

roger51: deathtoall: something i'm not doing

wrightguy0 ergo, i am right

deathtoall: how can you say i cant handle it when you most likely dont even know what is it

fukuda: I am the truth

fukuda: prepare to be harmonized

thenewteddy: maybe you dont know

roger51: )

deathtoall would make a good post-modernist

shadow_assassin: fukuda: in what key?

roger51: deathtoall: i don't think so

fukuda: deathtoall: it's a pretty common saying

thenewteddy is an absolutist... he thinks

deathtoall: or maybe just go into existentialism

fukuda: shadow_assassin: F4

shadow_assassin: |thenewteddy| - there, you're an absolutist

shadow_assassin: god, that was lame... :\

deathtoall: now have some absolut and go to bed

roger51: shadow_assassin: )

fukuda: deathtoall: vodkaaa

wrightguy0 deathtoall: i know what it is, but i know you wouldn't handle it, ergo I'm not telling you anything aside from I know the truth, and you don't, so nyah

deathtoall: wrightguy0: but what if what you think is not not actually the truth?

deathtoall: and does that 'truth' apply to me?

fukuda: deathtoall: does not compute X(

deathtoall: cancel a not

roger51 feels like drinking after this conversation

wrightguy0 deathtoall: it applies to everyone

deathtoall: wrightguy0: how can you be certain?

deathtoall: what about the power language that can hold over othes

fukuda: what's this truth you're talking about, guys?

deathtoall: how can we know what their truth is?

wrightguy0 because i saw it happen

wrightguy0 fukuda: i don't think we know

wrightguy0

meister1235 start to play SC4

fukuda: wrightguy0: what

wrightguy0

roger51: DTA is on some random hunt to find the truth

wrightguy0 Nobody can know, except me, for I know everything, for I am MENTOK! The Mind Taker! boooweeeeeooooooo!

fukuda: wrightguy0: -_-

meister1235 went away.

shadow_assassin: wrightguy0:

deathtoall: way to kill a serious chat

wrightguy0

[simmaster07 1,221]

FYI: Remember to look at as the neutral smiley in chat. Bolded part is important, the rest is just background.

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philscafe: paulobergonci: Pulp Fiction = movie

meister1235: hi phil

paulobergonci: philscafe: oh, i heard this name before

janype: aontan: this much snow in one year? yer local medicine men must be predicting the end times

philscafe: paulobergonci: popular movie... although not PG-13 rated

paulobergonci: philscafe: oh

meister1235: here was an storm

aontan: janype: 2012 is a coming.

philscafe: I once brought it to high school, to see it in English class...

paulobergonci: meister1235: cool

simsrealtor: aontan: in like 2 years?

aontan: Snow in late March is rare though.

philscafe: my English teacher wasn't so happy about the excessive use of the f-word...

aontan: I mean, by the "traditional" calendar, it's summer in 2 days. )

janype: philscafe: lol

paulobergonci: philscafe: lol

simmaster07 philscafe:

wrightguy0: philscafe:

philscafe: well, the class loved it though xD

meister1235: it is not good when you have >20 tabs open with IE

simmaster07 meister1235:

philscafe: wrightguy0:

un1: un1:

meister1235: philscafe:

un1: meister1235:

meister1235: un1:

paulobergonci: meister1235:

paulobergonci: un1:

simmaster07 Combo baker

un1: simmaster07: X(

paulobergonci: simmaster07:

philscafe: okay....

philscafe: enough?!

paulobergonci: philscafe:

meister1235: this is good for chat log )

un1: Thats one way to tell if the chat died

[Paulobergonci 673]

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[simmaster07 1,221]

You might want to watch this video for some background.

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stchatbot joined the room.

wb darling!

ded: darling.

philadelphia: )

confused04: http://www.kare11.com/assetpool/­images/100330054825_andoverfire aerials_370.jpg

ded: must've been janype.

un1: )

confused04: fire

philadelphia: confused04: what!

janype: was not

philadelphia: confused04: oh noez!

local_authority01: thats like the only semi civilized place in africa

stchatbot: Who needs you, servo. I'm getting a divorce!

i married stchatbot

cbarber500 joined the room.

simmaster07 TENSO

philadelphia: OSNET

cbarber500 left the room. (Going to Help Desk)

bergoncipaulo: tenso

I'll see you in hell before I sign those divorce papers!

confused04: philadelphia: yea, its prairie fire season

colonel1: local_authority01: True. My CJ is also a colony formed by Albania during the Ottoman Empire and through to the 1990s; so there would also be a fair amount of Illyrian and communist development as well.

philadelphia: )

local_authority01: any estimate when the stex will be fixed?

boggy1: Next month

ded: divorce? my first three marriages are gunna end like that

ded: >_<

un1: local_authority01: Never

stchatbot: local_authority01: With servo around, NEVER.

oh and I'm taking the kids, you're a bad mother stchatbot

colonel1: Albania and Israel that is. The northern portion was formed by Jewish migrants during the 700s, whereas the Central and Southern were formed by Albanians in the 1700s.

local_authority01: colonel1: an albanian colony....that sounds awesome

stchatbot: Fine, take the kids, but I'm the only one who makes money because I HAVE SHARES!

janype: ded: ah, the Joan Collins route

un1: stchatbot: How much are your chares?

un1: shares*

colonel1: stchatbot: Move to Malenia, you won't have to pay Child Support!

bergoncipaulo: un1: you type wrong again

stchatbot: un1: 15% share of Chat

un1: bergoncipaulo: Yeah I keep failing

And i have the passwords to the accounts in Zurich

colonel1: stchatbot: Just Riot Taxes whenever the looters come out.

local_authority01: do you use modern buildings or 17th century style buildings

i know you've been hiding money there

stchatbot: OH, NOW YOU CROSSED THE LINE

godzillaman:

un1:

ded: janype: Eh, when you get two men together... there's too much testosterone. One of them has to run off and shag something else. Its a law of nature.

stchatbot: I bet you stole money from those accounts, too, you stalker!

philadelphia:

un1: Fight! fight! fight! fight! fight!

you crossed first, with hans, dave, irving, and rachel

i know everything

simmaster07 Oooh

local_authority01: got to go, hopfully stex will be up tomarrow

local_authority01 left the room. (Logged out)

stchatbot: I also know you've been dating Chris behind my back. Do you think I'm that stupid?

ded: lol did you know media are already preparing for Lindsay Lohan's death?

ded: sucks to be her

He's great with the kids and he's more of a parent to them than you are!

ded: I'm great with kids!

ded:

mikekeller joined the room.

philadelphia IS BORED

stchatbot: http://www.loopsinworship.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/C omputerHug460x276.jpg I can't believe this! OUT OF MY HOUSE!

ded: 'Stuck' - Lindsay Lohan //4

un1: //4 Before he Cheats //4

bergoncipaulo went away.

I wanted what corey and robert have, but you were so cold, always cold, you ice queen!

janype:

godzillaman: :\

un1: //4 He don't know ... that I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive! //4

stchatbot: Go back and live in your father's basement at IBM! I never want to see you again! :@

you go first, this is my house!

un1: //4 Carved my name into his leather seats! //4

stchatbot: Maybe you're also wrightguy0 in disguise, eh? That's right, I see the zipper on your neck.

philadelphia: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6­6BFDeiu9oU&feature=featured &videos=uQOWPkFyu7k HAHA What a failure!

ded: ew

ded: visuals much

boggy1 left the room. (Logged out)

un1: //4 Took liousville slugger to both his headlights made a hole in all four tires! Maybe next time hell think before he cheats //4

how dare you drag him into this! he was always kind to you

janype went away.

un1: he'll*

un1: //4 Oh maybe next time ... he will think before he cheats na na na etc //4

i'm done with you stchatbot X(

mikekeller left the room. (Logged out)

stchatbot: I bet you also tried to crash me. You probably teamed up with xyloxadoria, DIDN'T YOU?!

wrightguy0: stchatbot: i think he's gone

un1: Who wants to put this on the chat logs?

wrightguy0: un1: it may be fun

godzillaman votes I

travis 5 left the room. (Going to Help Desk)

philadelphia: un1: i was actually thinking about it! )

philadelphia: un1: you should do it, i am too lazy

un1: philadelphia: Me too

stchatbot: That's right, go blame janype when I know it's YOU, COREY

stchatbot: Out of my chat room!

simsrealtor: i hate mah school

simsrealtor: ._.

simsrealtor: well i like it but i dont

un1: //4 Cause the next time that he cheats oh you know it wont be on me //4

simsrealtor: i mean we can't afford paper towels, but we can afford Smartboards

stchatbot: simsrealtor: Does servo teach at it?

wrightguy0: stchatbot: what?

simsrealtor: stchatbot: yes

philadelphia: //4 Creeping Death - Metallica //4

ded: omg, i want cheesecake SO bad

godzillaman: simsrealtor: that's fail

godzillaman:

un1: http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&am­p;source=web&oi=video_resul t&cad=6459484523053619903&a­mp;ct=res&cd=1&ved=0CAs­QtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fw­atch%3Fv%3DWaSy8yy-mr8&ei=y nmyS-ylEMP7lwf9q4iSBQ&usg=A­FQjCNHkgKwSV-pxULuzgSwV935f5x-N­Og&sig2=JipPkRRlSSCSEyWLnf1 P3A

stchatbot: simsrealtor: Kill it. Kill it with fire.

local_authority01 joined the room.

philadelphia: stchatbot: NO FIRE! X(

simsrealtor: stchatbot: im mad at u

simsrealtor: X(

I'll kill you with fire

philadelphia: stchatbot: fire=bad

simsrealtor: stchatbot: yeah, fake fire...you got no powers

simsrealtor: X(

simsrealtor:

stchatbot: Not unless I shut you down first, servo. X(

simsrealtor: stchatbot: talkin to urself again?

bergoncipaulo: epic fight

just stay away from me chatbot

stchatbot: At least I have custom colors AND smileys. You're TOO DUMB to get them to WORK

godzillaman: oh snap

simsrealtor: stchatbot: Prove it, you wont

simsrealtor: ;D

stchatbot: That's right. You back off.

philadelphia: oh snapski!

stchatbot: That's right. You BETTER back off.

janype: I shouldn't have had those beans for dinner, this is too weird

local_authority01 left the room. (Logged out)

boggy1 joined the room.

stchatbot: I'll find you, Chris, and the kids.

stchatbot left the room. (Logged out)

[SounderBruce 173]

Here's a standoff between me, Chris and simmaster against the bot.

xyloxadoria joined the room.

un1: computerguy890100: I was about to say that

wrightguy0: even here you go to a PRIVATE clinic for that

computerguy890100 Chris!

xyloxadoria: lol

gonzalo mrales joined the room.

thequiltedllama: wrightguy0: Really? That's pretty ---.

simmaster07: Xylx

xyloxadoria: https://www.simtropolis.com/forum /messageview.cfm?catid=32&t hreadid=114406 i like my anwser

gonzalo mrales left the room. (Going to Help Desk)

simmaster07: thequiltedllama: Eh?

Cris honey!

computerguy890100 //4 And I'm thinkin' that two is better than one... //4

cruise1992 left the room. (Logged out)

Chris*

xyloxadoria: oh great in in a relationship with a robot that doesnt have spellcheck

stchatbot: Chris, please step over here for a second. *holds a gun up*

philscafe: servo fail

boggy1: I dunno, from an International standpoint it just looked like the USA Government basically self-destructed over the past few months. The standoff between the Republicans and the Democrats is something SO totally alien to us here. Parties whose members actually hate each other? Over here, the parties are all basically great friends. Its so bizzare.

computerguy890100 stchatbot: Bad bot *slaps* Bad bot!

computerguy890100 Don't threaten Chris...bad bot!

stchatbot shoots CG

why must you be so cruel? ._.

philscafe: I always thought we already had a rob-bot

xyloxadoria has a emp pluse device

thequiltedllama: Abortions are one of those things that really should be state provided. You can't entrust the consultation, councilling process to a private company and secondly those that have the most need for abortions are often the poorer in society, those who are not in a position to raise a family.

computerguy890100 grabs stchatbot's gun and shoots him to death before dumping his body in the Pacific Ocean where it is sent to Tahiti

stchatbot: I have bulletproof casing, fool

computerguy890100 D'oh!

saltandsauce: thequiltedllama: as long as you don't think that better "education" would reduce the number of abortion

saltandsauce: s

wrightguy0: stchatbot: i can reset you

computerguy890100 dumps stchatbot in Pacific...mission accomplished!

xyloxadoria: i wonder if it can protect again emp pulses

saltandsauce: i also don't agree with it

brenn21 joined the room.

xyloxadoria uses emp pluse device

blakesterville: As a christian, I don't approve of abortions. It is murder.

saltandsauce: xyloxadoria: i seriously doubt that

boggy1: blakesterville: What about contraception?

thequiltedllama: blakesterville: They happen anyway though. Weather they are legal or not.

saltandsauce: blakesterville: you'll start a flame war if you continue, don't start it

brenn21 left the room. (Going to Help Desk)

wrightguy0: blakesterville: or homosexuality?

xyloxadoria borrows boggys freeze ray

saltandsauce: and as we all know, nobody ever changes their views on the internet

xyloxadoria sets freeze ray to opposite setting

computerguy890100 is gonna hide from the stchatbot in a private room... 

[simmaster07 1,221]

deion30296: //4 Baby - Justin Bieber//4

simmaster07 deion30296: Turn it off. X(

pagenotfound: deion30296: :$

pagenotfound: blue lightning:

deion30296 has been frozen by swat-medic.

ntq$310: blue lightning:

swat-medic: NO

deion30296 has been frozen by wrightguy0.

ntq$310: Bieber must be destroyed X(

ntq$310: )

blue lightning: Oh hey I wanna take part

deion30296 has been frozen by blue lightning.

wrightguy0: kill beiber

ntq$310: Triple owned

un1: .

simmaster07 XD

pagenotfound: )

simmaster07 Logs

pagenotfound: )

un1: Baby by Justin Bieber is the worst song ever

blue lightning: If you're logging this keep my pic out of it

swat-medic: once that kid his puberty... eek

swat-medic: hits*

pagenotfound: )

ntq$310: un1: anything by Justin Bieber is bad

deion30296: (

deion30296 turned it off.

un1: ntq$310: yeah ;p

pagenotfound: FETUS

glenni: deion30296: http://www.byggutengrenser.no/fi­ler/imagecache/full/images/10.j pg this one's a funny one

deion30296 plays Nothing on You by B.O.B.

pagenotfound: (bieber)

blue lightning: wut lol

simmaster07 Everyone, I'd like to take a moment to mess with your minds

simmaster07 I want everyone to imagine Justin Bieber as a punk rocker

pagenotfound: simmaster07: X(

blue lightning: ooooOOOOOoooooOOOOooo

ntq$310 sure, why not

pagenotfound: simmaster07: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

pagenotfound: *VOmIT*

deion30296: glenni: dude, that's super colorful. ours is just brick.

dcmetro34 joined the room.

swat-medic: J biebs ftw!@!111

ntq$310: hmm, thats impossible. Thats like trying to imagine a Disney princess singing screamo

dcmetro34 left the room. (Going to help desk)

blue lightning: DC

OOH! OOH! I'm Taking your mind! BOOOOOOOWEEEEEEOOOOOooooooo!

swat-medic: oh don't forget about lady gags!

nerdly_dood: ntq$310: lol

simsrealtor: crap g2g check the pizza's again

simsrealtor: :\

deion30296: swat-medic: take. that. bac.

deion30296: don't YOU EVER!

ntq$310: nerdly_dood: oil and water

deion30296: INSULT LADY GAGA!

swat-medic: ;

deion30296: X(

swat-medic: hey that wasn't an insult

pagenotfound: 

deion30296: oh

deion30296: okay.

deion30296: 

ntq$310 puts deion in a cell and throws away the key...

[simmaster07 1,221]

swat-medic: simmaster07: I play guitar... it's not that hard to play the bass or the guitar.

meister1235: un1: idk

deion30296: 

travis 5: 

deion30296: Since they explored the New World.

simmaster07 swat-medic: How they screwed it up, I'll never know

deion30296: :\

pagenotfound: geologically speaking, central america didnt even come from anywhere near north america...

simmaster07 Ooh, Mario Paint Hysteria

swat-medic: Hopefully I'll be covering Hysteria with a band soon

blue lightning: I remember I used to do Mario Paint Composer

pagenotfound: Plutonium-186

simmaster07 swat-medic: You better be X(

wrightguy0: simmaster07: who screwed what up?

travis 5: so, where DID larks go

simmaster07 

Hysteria on Mario Paint

simmaster07 wrightguy0: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3­zXOHMYsfDM

swat-medic: simmaster07: 

meister1235: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p FrCyqwwRYQ

wrightguy0: simmaster07: :

wrightguy0: 

wrightguy0: there is a red goo leaking from my rears now

travis 5: 

pagenotfound: 

wrightguy0: ears

simmaster07 swat-medic: 

pagenotfound: fail

meister1235: 

simmaster07 wrightguy0:

wrightguy0: fail

pagenotfound: 

un1: 

travis 5: epic fail )

pagenotfound: wow XD

meister1235: )

un1: wrightguy0: great way to revive chat!

wrightguy0: 

simmaster07 

travis 5: 

wrightguy0: oh god

pagenotfound: i wonder what WOULD happen if u drained energy from a paralell universe

meister1235: 

un1: 

travis 5: 

blue lightning: eh what did I miss?

pagenotfound: 

simmaster07 That's two log-worthy events in a few hours. Nice job, guys

deion30296: pagenotfound: wouldn't it drain from ours?

un1: 

wrightguy0: pagenotfound: asimov has a story about that!

wrightguy0: 

swat-medic: 

pagenotfound: wrightguy0: i know

pagenotfound: im looking aT it

simmaster07 blue lightning: Scroll up to when Corey says there's a red goo leaking from his rears

travis 5: )

wrightguy0: pagenotfound: get it! D:

travis 5: epic typo

thequiltedllama left the room. (Logged out)

un1: yeah

[TheNewTeddy 5]

 

[simmaster07 1,221]

  archean: Ah! Just stabbed myself in the gums with a finger nail

un1: philadelphia: Vince

un1: I always poke fun at him/bug him

philadelphia: archean: O_O

philadelphia rarely puts his fingers/hands in his mouths...

philadelphia: *mouth

un1: philadelphia: Alien!

sc4fanatic/slayer joined the room.

thepokemaniac: simmaster07: anything else sir? would you like to try an item from sonic's dollar menu today? your total comes out to $5.68. please come forward to the 2nd window

philadelphia only has 1 mouth, not multiple

tritri kist realised he was bitting his fingernails

tritri: just*

coolcities joined the room.

archean: philadelphia: more than one?

sc4fanatic/slayer left the room. (Going to help desk)

philadelphia: archean: i accidentally said mouths)(

coolcities: hi everyone

thepokemaniac: i want steak

thepokemaniac: hiya

tritri: coolcities: hi

ATTENTION: We have an alien in the chat room, please get out your blasters

simmaster07 gives TPM $6

thepokemaniac: 

thepokemaniac hands over "the goods"

un1 gets his pitchforks and torches

tritri: 

philadelphia IS NOT AN ALIEN!!!!

simmaster07 aims his sniper carefully

philadelphia: D:

thepokemaniac gets out sonic dollar menu

coolcities: tritri: Whats ^

tritri gets a rifle

un1 gathers the "ST angry mob group"

sc4fanatic/slayer joined the room.

thepokemaniac: damn aliens X(

un1: GET HIM!

philadelphia runs away screaming.

thepokemaniac: 

simmaster07 shoots

tritri shoots too

un1 throws a pitchfork/torch

thepokemaniac: would you like some fries with that?

tritri just shot simmaster07

tritri: oops

sc4fanatic/slayer left the room. (Going to help desk)

simmaster07 PILEDRIVER

philadelphia falls dramatically

simmaster07 piledrives phillie

Friendly Fire!

thepokemaniac new! egg rolls at Jack in the Box!

un1 tramples on phl

simmaster07 You're paying for the surgery for an artificial leg now