The Chat Logs: sometimes humor at its best

[meister1235 92]

the room of clones:

[SimCity4IE 203]

 

[TowerDude 2,187]

[TowerDude 2,187]

[kj3400 178]

Ah good times

[kj3400 178]

Ah good times

[TheNewTeddy 5]

[simmaster07 1,221]

Grand Theft Simtropolis

glenni: roger51: that aint the sound of sandwhich makin' i'm hearin! X(

reaper88: yeah he sounds like noypi )

simmaster07 http://translate.google.com/#en|­cy|Welsh%20looks%20really%20fun­ny.

roger51: glenni: well I don't care

roger51 throws the toaster at glenni

roger51: X(

glenni: Le Gasp! D:

glenni: Domestic violence!

mightygoose: le gasp?

simmaster07 glenni: CALL THE COPS

reaper88: glenni: and he drinks so watch out

stchatbot: [insert two star wanted level here]

mightygoose: the simtropolis police department want to have words with you

roger51: D:

roger51: : uns

roger51 runs

reaper88: uns?)

xyloxadoria: did someone call me?

simmaster07 roger51: UNS UNS UNS UNS

glenni: c'mere you! X(

xyloxadoria: i just got a 911 call

xyloxadoria: whats going on

simmaster07 xyloxadoria: Domestic violence D:

xyloxadoria: what where?

simmaster07 It was HIM

simmaster07 points at roger

reaper88: viking vs kangaroo!!!XD

xyloxadoria: GET ON THE GROUND

roger51 ducks behind a bush

deathtoall chucks a holy hand grenade

xyloxadoria: Dont make me send the police dog after you

zezug: Wait is this running from the police or a rave?

stchatbot: *angry bark*

zezug: well...the first usually follows the second I guess

roger51 send the bot, I will destroy it

roger51: X(

xyloxadoria: !kill

xyloxadoria: hmm only neslon can do that

stchatbot: [three stars]

roger51: D:

glenni: OH dang!

roger51 steals glenni's car

glenni: Yo ass got three stars on you!

simmaster07 Look! A police helicopter!

simmaster07 NOOSE is gonna catch yo ass now!

zezug pushes some kangaroos in front of roger's car

reaper88: great i married a criminal

roger51: //4 looking for a hero (about now would be great!!)

zezug: reaper88: You didn't know? He's WA's most wanted

larelo6 kicked themselves. (a.k.a. Logged out)

roger51: zezug: need to hide in the desert

larelo6 is so special, they decided to join us for some intellectual conversation.

larelo6: :@:@

zezug: roger51: disguise yourself as... a piece of mining equipment, no one will question you D:

roger51 is still waiting on my hero.............

zezug: or a kangaroo, whichever is easier

roger51: zezug: latter is soooo much easier

larelo6: zezug: do you forget something?

glenni: Come back with mah car, you streetcriminal! X(

zezug: larelo6: Can't say I did

simmaster07 roger51: http://images3.wikia.nocookie.ne­t/__cb20090903113352/gtawiki/im­ages/5/5a/NOOSE_units_%28GTA4%2­9.jpg

deathtoall: jerky

deathtoall: careflu

deathtoall: jerky might come out zug

roger51: simmaster07: D:

larelo6: zezug: roger is not an australian. he is a dutch! X(

zezug: roger51: Yea, but people hunt them it's a risk

zezug: larelo6: He's definitely in Australia

zezug:

roger51 crashes the car on to the police (liberty city!!!) van

stchatbot: [four stars]

roger51: oh come on

roger51 steals a gun

larelo6: zezug: should he transform to a dutchman in a traditional costume complete with its clogs rather than to a kangaroo.

deathtoall: i need a hero

larelo6: zezug: and spook people away.

roger51: deathtoall: not you, me X(

zezug: larelo6: one of those two doesn't exactly blend into the Outback

zezug: deathtoall: Roo Jerky

zezug throws a hero at roger

zezug: there's your damn sammich X(

roger51 starts shooting at glenni

roger51: zezug: about time

larelo6: zezug: and whats "outback" btw?

deathtoall: im holding out for hero

deathtoall: to the end of the night

roger51: larelo6: Australian bushland

zezug: larelo6: what he said

zezug: Also a restaurant

glenni: roger51: where you live ]

roger51 misses glenni and hits fukuda

roger51:

simmaster07 CIVILIAN ASSAULT

zezug: Well your aim sucks

simmaster07 fires at roger

glenni: fukuda got fukudaed O_o

zezug: http://www.srcg.com.au/_borders/­living-outback.jpg look I've found roger and his hideout

roger51 looks for an escape root while being fired at

roger51: zezug: spotted

roger51: *route

larelo6: zezug: no wonder its hard to find him.

xyloxadoria: Thats it im bringing out the tank

roger51 was thrown into a freezing-cold lake by xyloxadoria. GET THE HAIR DRYER, DAMMIT.

reaper88:

stchatbot: [five stars]

larelo6: stchatbot speak manadarin!

stchatbot: ♥ 100 ? 6

glenni: dang, you got FIB on yo ass yo! D:

reaper88 hides roger in the fridge now that he's frozen

reaper88: )

zezug: http://outbackmining.com/outback­..jpg well that seems like an arbitrary difference

simmaster07 reaper88: You're an accomplice now!

stchatbot: [two stars]

reaper88: simmaster07: good B)

roger51 hides in the fridge

roger51:

roger51: My HERO!!!

roger51:

zezug: that seems cold )

reaper88 shoots at master

simmaster07 dodges

simmaster07 shoots at reaper with Uzi

reaper88 blows up chatbot

stchatbot: [four stars]

zezug flies in with a gunship and fires wildly

zezug does a barrel roll

reaper88: only 4 i want all 6 stars dammit X(

glenni crashes into a scene with a longboat

roger51 is slowly defrosting

roger51: reaper88: kill a cop

zezug goes to stop the viking invasion

reaper88: who's the cop?

roger51: eg. xylo or dta

glenni: Yahaaaar!

reaper88 kills xylo

reaper88: X(

xyloxadoria kicked themselves. (a.k.a. Logged out)

glenni sets fire to Zezug's foot

reaper88: now where are my 6 stars X(

stchatbot: [five stars]

roger51: )

reaper88 kills dta

deathtoall does a duck roll

simmaster07 zezug: Achievement Unlocked: Barrel Roll. 20?

reaper88: 6stars NOAX(

roger51 pours the defrosted water over bot

roger51: X(

stchatbot: [six stars]

zezug: simmaster07: \/

deathtoall: no award for duck roll?

reaper88: bot you suck X(

zezug does a....

larelo6 wonders who the heck controls the bot.

deathtoall: moon walk?

deathtoall:

simmaster07 deathtoall: Achivement Unlocked: Duck Roll. -5?

glenni throws a prize with a fish in it at deathtoall

zezug: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d­Qw4w9WgXcQ

reaper88 nukes the whole police squad

reaper88: X(

xyloxadoria is so special, they decided to join us for some intellectual conversation.

larelo6: wb!

deathtoall throws a red herring at zezug

xyloxadoria: i didnt actually die

zezug did a rick roll

reaper88: oh great he turned into robocop

stchatbot: reaper88: [seven stars (WHAT)]

glenni: Xylodaria: that hospital trip costed you $1000 dollars

zezug: I feel like a bad person now

xyloxadoria: That entire thing was a stealth misson

reaper88: finallyX(

simmaster07 Oh damn, 7 stars

reaper88: good

simmaster07 WHAT HAPPENS NOW

reaper88: i want more

glenni: simmaster07: CTHULHU

roger51 hits glenni over the head with a baseball bat for starting this

reaper88 kills zezug

reaper88: X(

xyloxadoria: i died just so i could do something to roger

larelo6: xyloxadoria: can see roger, reaper, and zezug here?

zezug: Did anyone else watch the BP South Park? )

glenni: ow!

mightygoose: man compiling a list of HD uploads is a long procedure

china-0778: larelo6: Do you understand Chinese?

zezug can't be killed, only inconvienced

zezug: reaper88: X(

glenni hits Roger51 in the head with a frozen fish

roger51: xyloxadoria: damn freezing me again

stchatbot: reaper88: ♥ 76

reaper88: zezug: you're just collateral damage X(

roger51: FISK

xyloxadoria: it was a steatlh freeze

stchatbot: roger51: ♥ 11

zezug: reaper88: likely story X(

roger51: stchatbot:

reaper88: zezug: shush you X(

larelo6: china-0778: i do not understand chinese language, guy!

simmaster07 FINISH HIM

zezug: reaper88: hell no X(

zezug: make me X(

reaper88 gives his live to roger

reaper88 dies

roger51 has the fighting spirit

china-0778: larelo6: oh

stchatbot: reaper88: ♥ 0

roger51: D: my hero saved me again

roger51 goes on a rampage

stchatbot: roger51: ♥ 88

roger51 starts shooting at everyone

stchatbot fires RPG from helicopter

larelo6 is the only exception ...

paulobergonci is so special, they decided to join us for some intellectual conversation.

zezug: paulo, watch out!

roger51 blocks with a piece of wood

paulobergonci: mornin'

zezug: roger is on a rampage!

roger51: HA!'

simmaster07 PAULO, DIVE

paulobergonci: ZUG WHAT

larelo6: happy birthday paulo!

paulobergonci: NELSON

glenni hits Roger51 with a flower buquet (ACTUAL weapon in GTA san andreas XD )

paulobergonci: thanks larelo!

zezug: paulobergonci: Roger's on the run and shooting us all (

paulobergonci:

paulobergonci kicked themselves. (a.k.a. Logged out)

zezug trips roger

roger51: glenni: OUCH

paulobergonci is so special, they decided to join us for some intellectual conversation.

paulobergonci:

roger51 slaps glenni

zezug:

stchatbot: roger51: ♥ 61

larelo6: when is your birthday btw?

zezug: glenni kills you with...love

paulobergonci: larelo6: october 31

reaper88: zezug: flower power XD

paulobergonci: zezug:

larelo6: wait ... is that haloween day?

roger51 steals the mighty from mightygooose

roger51:

china-0778: larelo6: Let us seek a topic to say

paulobergonci: larelo6: yes

paulobergonci: isnt that awesome?

reaper88: roger51: and eat the goose for even more power

paulobergonci: where is felipe? i have to show him how far i was from Fergie in the concert!

zezug: //4 US bases hell why not? you can build them out of baby seals

stchatbot: roger51: [EIGHT STARS]

roger51: reaper88: nah he can be a goose, can't do anything

larelo6: paulobergonci: are you a ghost?

roger51: stchatbot: X(

roger51 tries to unplug the bot

simmaster07 fires moar RPGs at roger

roger51 fails

paulobergonci: larelo6: im Harry Potter

paulobergonci expeliarmus everyone

larelo6: paulobergonci: you mean the witch?

roger51 can't defend against the RPG's

roger51: D:

paulobergonci: the wizard

reaper88: roger51: stop failing dammitX( i gave my life for youX(

stchatbot: roger51: ♥ 5

larelo6: paulobergonci: with that flying broom?

roger51 fires one last shot at glenni

roger51 hits

paulobergonci: yes, that makes my life so easy

simmaster07 dives out from cover and shoots wildly at roger

larelo6: paulobergonci: as easy as you hunchback?

roger51 shoots at 07

larelo6: *your

stchatbot: simmaster07: ♥ 83

stchatbot: roger51: ♥ 1

roger51 fires two shots at dta

reaper88: roger use the force,use the force

reaper88: )

roger51 misses and hits zug

stchatbot /me fires one more RPG at roger

stchatbot fires one more RPG at roger

deathtoall is force choked

larelo6: paulobergonci: and you got dilma roussef as your birthday present eh?

paulobergonci: lunch

paulobergonci got bored.

stchatbot: roger51: ♥ 0 [WASTED]

paulobergonci: de los dias de los muertos

simmaster07 Yay, we can pack up now

roger51 dies

simmaster07 leaves in tank

roger51 kicked themselves. (a.k.a. Logged out)

zezug: why do people keep hitting me (

larelo6: paulobergonci: you got dilma finally eh?

deathtoall: woah

zezug: reaper88: you should take that life back

deathtoall: bad dta

reaper88: damn you husband X(

paulobergonci: larelo6: YES D:

paulobergonci: bbl

roger51 is so special, they decided to join us for some intellectual conversation.

reaper88: zezug: yeah

zezug: Roger, you need to learn to aim X(

glenni: simmaster07: you forgot one thing

larelo6: paulobergonci: is she a good birthday present?

zezug: a 10,000km miss is pretty sad

roger51: zezug: damn, I know that

glenni: you don't die in GTA, you just appear at the hospital

zezug: glenni: that's how life works

roger51: ahh that was funny

larelo6: glenni: whats "gta"?

simmaster07 glenni: If we're not playing GTA IV, he loses all his weapons

glenni: simmaster07: he can still hit people D:

glenni: Moar domestic violence D:

simmaster07 glenni: Fist v. Pistols and Machine Guns

simmaster07 I wonder who'll win

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[meister1235 92]

chatpaintings made by chris:

the wave

the tank

and my name in my signature ↓

[cacks 41]

I forgot to post this, linky to full size 1600x900

[meister1235 92]

this will happen if a forum game is going on in chat )

[SimCity4IE 203]

 

xD

[kj3400 178]

thenewteddy: I'm one of those abnormal guys right

thenewteddy: who like to pertend to be a normal guy

thenewteddy: who pertends to be abnormal

kj3400 so you're pretending to be......yourself?

thenewteddy: kj3400: That'd just be silly X(

kj3400 uh-huh

thenewteddy: I'm pertending to be Teddy

kj3400 now I'm confused

thenewteddy: No

thenewteddy: Kenny is confused

thenewteddy: X(

kj3400 who's kenny?

thenewteddy: Confused04

kj3400 wait what? no, I'm kenny X(

larelo6: kenny is confused!

kj3400 I am confused X(

thenewteddy: You'r name is Kenny?

kj3400 yes

thenewteddy: wow. now I'm confused

kj3400 no kenny is confused

meister1235: thenewteddy: you're kenny?

thenewteddy: :\

thenewteddy: meister1235: I dont think so

thenewteddy: am I?

xyloxadoria: http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/ohm.­png )

kj3400 thenewteddy: sure?

larelo6: HE is confused!

meister1235: larelo6: yea )

meister1235: xyloxadoria: )

larelo6: thenewteddy: YOU are confusing!

kj3400 larelo6: we're ALL confused

[TheNewTeddy 5]

[meister1235 92]

[Timmystwin 201]

While the restof chat was serious, i got bored and got the emoticons to dance. (Credit to kj for the m, it stumped me for a bit.) And if you can see what it says, kudos to you.

[Samerton 833]

Amongst a busy conversation...

[SimCity4IE 203]

That's simply epic! xD

[TheNewTeddy 5]

ok, for the next 2 minutes, every message must end with lol

kj3400: lol

thenewteddy lol?

go

kj3400: yes lol

thenewteddy servo you lose lol

sixers33: you forgot lol after go, lol

shadow_assassin: that's just a silly game, lol

kj3400: fail lol

kevin: servo isn't playing lol

roger51: will not listen to eservo lol

sixers33: ur just a silly game lol

archean: ive actually been in here for hours lol

prens: the next time someone joins we could all say "/me falls asleep" lol

roger51: *servo lol

sixers33: lol, lol

thenewteddy servo is a rulebreaker lol

kj3400: someone say something serious lol

shadow_assassin: sixers33: ur mom is just a silly game lol

thenewteddy someone needs to screencap this lol

kj3400: yes lol

sixers33: ur face is just a silly game lol

kevin: funny how i can control you all like this lol

sixers33: can we end this? lol

shadow_assassin: sixers33: lol bacon lol

kj3400: no lol

prens: ew bacon lol

thenewteddy never lol

roger51: funny lol

sixers33: omnomnomnomnom lol

kevin: someone do screencap this please lol

thenewteddy I'm going to do this all night lol

prens: bacon is overrated lol

kj3400: wat?lol

shadow_assassin: kevin: why not you, you made this up lol

thenewteddy all. night lol

prens: rofl lmao lol

kevin: im lazy lol

sixers33: ^ lol

roger51: snerp is overrated lol

kj3400: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lol

thenewteddy yesss lol

sixers33: snerp is underrated lol

kj3400: thenewteddy: D: lol

kevin: and i don't have the proper image editing software to get it down to size so i can post it lol

roger51: X( lol

prens: roger51: NO YOU'RE OVERRATED! lol

shadow_assassin: snerp is just rated lol

sixers33: Kevin07 lol

thenewteddy lol looks like a man drowning, lol

kj3400: :@ lol

shadow_assassin: thenewteddy: lol bacon lol

kevin: times up but im gonna keep going lol

thenewteddy whats say the first person to break the rule gets frozen lol

roger51: shadow_assassin: I read that differently lol

kj3400: thenewteddy: deal lol

wrightguy0 hated the term Snerp before it was cool to hate

thenewteddy corey loes lol

archean: I really have been in here for hours, but i dont say anything because im distracted by the TV or something else

kj3400: corey loses lol

roger51: wright: pfft as is lol

prens: does it count if its in caps like this? LOL lol

shadow_assassin: bwa ha ha, corey loses lol

thenewteddy and archean lol

sixers33: I MADE UP SNERP X(, lol

thenewteddy freeze them lol

kevin: did wrightguy lose lol?

kj3400: NAO lol

shadow_assassin: thenewteddy: first one remember lol

prens: NOBODY MADE UP SNERP LOL

thenewteddy first mod, first user lol

prens: i mean lol

archean: Freeze me and I'll report you to an admin lol

kj3400: D: lol

sixers33: prens: MEMEME lol

roger51: kevin: yeah he didn't put lol lol

shadow_assassin: archean: admin is in the room lol

sixers33: archean: do eet lol

kj3400: shadow_assassin: lol lol

thenewteddy reporting kevin to kevin lol

archean: for misuse of powers lol

kevin: one lol is enough at the end lol

thenewteddy I once reported xylo to himself lol

shadow_assassin: have a sense of humour archean lol

kj3400: kevin: what if you actuall say lol? lol

wrightguy0:

kevin: is there a better word than lol to do this with lol?

thenewteddy wrightguy0: fail lol

shadow_assassin: badger lol?

kevin: what if we make up a word lol

archean: shadow_assassin: Oh i do, up until the rules are broken. lol Then I just become your enemy

kj3400: meh, maybe? lol

*note, the nameless lines are from servo

[Kevin 101]

What that transcript doesn't show is that we played the same game with the word "badger" right after Good times in chat tonight

[kj3400 178]

Prens likes to nom things (me being number one on his list) so leo got sick of it and killed him off....I decided to save him by playing a little game.....

leo_the_robot reaps prens soul and takes him to the underworld

leo_the_robot: prens: it's your time

kj3400 frdm920: yeah....to the second question)

prens: leo_the_robot: na uh!

frdm920: kj3400: haha

prens noms out of underworld

frdm920: prens: but yes we just seem to have a habit of doing exactly the same thing

leo_the_robot: 0.o you ate the underworld...

leo_the_robot: yeah prens... wth

leo_the_robot: you DON"T EAT THE UNDERWORLD!

leo_the_robot snaps his fingers and returns the underworld to it's rightful place

frdm920: prens: which I was kinda bored enough to think about convincing you me and kj were brothers

prens: maybe YOU dont

kj3400 he. just. did.

leo_the_robot: besides your dead... you don't eat anything 0.o

prens: but I am a rebel

leo_the_robot: eat the underworld again and I will send you to a much worse fate

frdm920: hmm

kj3400

frdm920: I probably should go and cook dinner

prens: ill just nom my way out again

leo_the_robot: oh yeah about that...

prens: frdm920: so i can nom it

leo_the_robot takes away pren's mouth and internal organs

frdm920: prens: No X(

leo_the_robot: there. now you are just a soul orb... now get to your afterlife X(

prens flies away

prens went away.

leo_the_robot retuns to the room

leo_the_robot: you know it's not as fun when they are kicking and screaming but it will do

frdm920 has a stomach ache -_-

kj3400

kj3400 (

kj3400 I miss prens

leo_the_robot gives frdm920 some selzer

kj3400 X( bring him back

kj3400 NAO

leo_the_robot: kj3400: it was his time

leo_the_robot: I will make a deal with you though

kj3400 no it wasn'tX(

kj3400 it was your time to make it his timeX(

leo_the_robot: if you can win in a little game without cheating or using your powers I will bring him back

kj3400 ok

kj3400 and if I don't...?

frdm920: kj3400: you join prens

leo_the_robot: oh yeah

kj3400 D:

leo_the_robot: you get the choice to join prens

leo_the_robot: and you are stripped of your powers

kj3400 or...?

kj3400 so if I lose, I lose my powers and/or have to die

kj3400 is this correct?

leo_the_robot: kj3400: you loose your powers either way

leo_the_robot: well I will be nice

leo_the_robot: you get to keep your powers if you live

leo_the_robot: so yeah it's correct

kj3400 but....? I sense a but

kj3400

kj3400 no but?

leo_the_robot: but... nothing you either join prens or continue your life without him

kj3400 ok

leo_the_robot: the only way to get him back is to win,

leo_the_robot takes away kj3400's powers during the game

leo_the_robot: to be sure you won't cheat

kj3400 ok what's the game?

leo_the_robot makes a table appear with 3 cards on it

leo_the_robot: 3 card monty

kj3400 oh crap I hate these games:\

frdm920 once got attacked by an elephant

kj3400 wonders what that has to do with anything

leo_the_robot moves the cards around really fast so that they can't be tracked

leo_the_robot: which card is the queen of spades

frdm920 just remembered it, was bored and decided to randomly bring up a new topic

leo_the_robot: frdm920: I was once attacked by a buffalo

leo_the_robot: I got away though

fukuda joined the room.

kj3400 leo_the_robot: just to be sure, it IS one of the three cards on the table, right?

leo_the_robot: yes

frdm920: leo_the_robot: Haha

kj3400 ok

leo_the_robot: I didn't use my powers either

fukuda: hey

frdm920: hi

kj3400 uses his brain...which is hard cuz of lack of sleep

kj3400

leo_the_robot: is it the one on the left, the one on the right, or the middle one

kj3400 ]

kj3400 :@

frdm920 thinks kj should get some sleep

kj3400 's brain starts emitting steam

leo_the_robot puts on his cloak's hood that makes his face appear to be a skull with red eyes

kj3400 too late it's daytime

kj3400 ok

frdm920: kj3400:

kj3400 I have my answer

kj3400 it

frdm920: kj3400: You sir are crazy!

kj3400 is

leo_the_robot: just to be clear you can opt out and keep your powers

leo_the_robot: and live

kj3400 frdm920: and you love me for it)

kj3400 right?X(

kj3400 wait

kj3400 before you answer that

kj3400 I think you already did actually)

leo_the_robot: kj3400: do you pick a card or do you quit

kj3400 leo_the_robot: hold your horses, I'm getting to itX(

frdm920: kj3400: I was about to say "I'm sure we discussed this before"

leo_the_robot: ok

kj3400 blame 920

kj3400 ok

kj3400 it

leo_the_robot: it's not like I have the entire afterlife

kj3400 is

kj3400 leo_the_robot: stop interruptingX(

frdm920: kj3400: Oi X(

leo_the_robot: ok

kj3400 frdm920: you tooX(

kj3400 ok

kj3400 it

kj3400 is

kj3400 plays drums

kj3400 the one on the left

kj3400

frdm920: kj3400: I was going to wait for you to finish but you didn't! X(

leo_the_robot picks up the card and showes it to everyone

leo_the_robot: aww sorry

kj3400 (

kj3400 (

leo_the_robot: but since I'm a nice guy...

b22rian joined the room.

kj3400 frdm920: finish what?

frdm920 sees the card through the light

b22rian: leo

leo_the_robot raises his hands and returns prens to the living, but in a normal human body

leo_the_robot: hey brian B)

frdm920: wait a second there's an ace of spades there!

frdm920: kj3400: your card picking

b22rian: leo_the_robot: im dling civ 5

leo_the_robot: that's cool B)

kj3400 frdm920: too late now, I'm finished )

leo_the_robot: pren's if you try to nom anyone again you will die

frdm920: kj3400: yes I waited that time

b22rian: leo_the_robot: i tried out the demo last night, i do favor it over civ 4

leo_the_robot: you are a normal human now

leo_the_robot: brian: that's cool

kj3400 just so you know I'm putting this in chat logs

[DCMetro34 577]

Cold days, indeed.

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[Samerton 833]

Another one of Xyloxadoria's games that doesn't really work...

The game is in blue.

Everyone is confused... xD

xyloxadoria: lets try a chat game

deathtopumpkins: kj3400: thats cool that the old roadways are still there though

samerton dabooga10000: have you searched through the whole puzzle pieces?

kj3400 left the room. (Logged out)

samerton xyloxadoria: which one?

kj3400 joined the room.

xyloxadoria: starting now you can only type with consantas

samerton wb

deathtopumpkins: the interchange has ghost ramps now

dabooga10000: doesn't that just rotate the single one piece?

ecoba: deathtopumpkins:

kj3400: deathtopumpkins: yeah

dabooga10000: god if it's that easy.

paulobergonci: wht?

samerton dabooga10000: no, Tab changes the piece

ecoba: I like ghost ramps

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ecoba: I think they're really cool

tigerbuilder left the room. (Going to Help Desk)

samerton xyloxadoria: consantas?

deathtopumpkins: ecoba: me too

xyloxadoria: samerton: you can use vowels in the words you type (aeiou sometimes y)

deathtopumpkins: ecoba: have you seen the abandoned I-170 in western Baltimore?

paulobergonci: Y cnt tp wth vgls?

dabooga10000: what about end pieces? viaduct crossing onto and then off of raodway? is that there too?

xyloxadoria: see if people can still understand you

deathtopumpkins: paulobergonci: you cant type with vowels X(

deathtopumpkins: wait

deathtopumpkins: g?

paulobergonci: so

xyloxadoria: dabooga10000: yeah all of that is by pressing tab

paulobergonci: thats not a game, its just write

xyloxadoria: Wht m sing?

paulobergonci: xyloxadoria: bad idea Curitibano X(

samerton dabooga10000: there are road-under rail pieces

dabooga10000: I'm going to cry, and then kiss you... I have some city building to do... Geeze. Can't believe it's that easy.

samerton dabooga10000: ok

xyloxadoria: paulobergonci: ur bd id?

samerton xyloxadoria: I dn't gt t

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xyloxadoria: samerton: I is a vowel

paulobergonci: thts nt fnny

samerton oh

samerton so NO vowels at all

ecoba: f y tp wtht vwls sm wrds dnt wrk wll

xyloxadoria: none

samerton h

ecoba: samerton:

samerton s, hw r y?

samerton 

kj3400: xyloxadoria: ths sn't gng t b fn

xyloxadoria: ecoba: ndd

samerton tht fls

samerton ths s hrd

paulobergonci: what S is not a vowel

ecoba: xyloxadoria: wat

ecoba: paulobergonci: yes, it's not

xyloxadoria: ecoba: Indeed

samerton ecoba: n vwls X(

kj3400: paulobergonci: this true

ecoba: xyloxadoria: there aren't any context clues :$

samerton N VWLS LLWD X(

ecoba: //4 Britney Spears - Radar //4

Edit: I'll add this one, too.

Important parts are in blue. Meister is having problems with Xyloxadoria's avatar.

meister1235: xyloxadoria: i still can't see your avatar

cacks: *5989kb

cacks: 

meister1235: https://www.simtropolis.com/forum­/avatars/pie.gif 

cacks: *5958

samerton pie

cacks: CAKR

cacks: CAKE

cacks: ITS A LIE

philscafe: uuuuuuuuu

xyloxadoria: meister1235: it shows for me

samerton THE CAKE IS A LIE D:

philscafe: Barbara Streisand.

philscafe: 

meister1235: it not loads for me

About 3 minutes later...

xyloxadoria: mesiter im going to change my avatar

cacks: not yet

philscafe: cacks: yeah

meister1235: xyloxadoria:

athanasius: if i wanted a crap story, i'd have hired Stephanie Meyers

samerton xyloxadoria: NO WAY

philscafe: athanasius: but... but...

samerton cacks: ok.. put it this way

xyloxadoria left the room. (Logged out)

samerton you have mastered SC4 in one picture

samerton congratulations

xyloxadoria joined the room.

athanasius: ugh, i need a teacher to teach me G++

cacks: samerton: )

cacks: )

meister1235: WB

cacks: thank you )

philscafe: olyx bw

samerton wb

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meister1235: athanasius: G++?

samerton wb

kakado_to_save: Look what i made:

athanasius: chicah hasn't been here

meister1235: wb

athanasius: meister1235: it's just like C++

simmaster07: G++

athanasius: only for linuz

kakado_to_save: http://img202.imageshack.us/img2­02/4294/kololo.jpg

xyloxadoria: lol

athanasius: linux*

samerton https://www.simtropolis.com/forum­/avatars/thisavatarwontloadforg­ermansnamedmeister1235.jpg 

NOTE: This above link is Xylo's new avatar. 

samerton D:

meister1235: athanasius:

samerton )

samerton EPIC NAME

athanasius: i have a textbook but it's for windows

athanasius: and the CD compiler doesn't work

meister1235: xyloxadoria:

cacks: samerton: )

meister1235: 

samerton 'thisavatarwontloadforgermansnam­edmeister1235' )

meister1235: 

samerton )

 

[hittwice99 619]

Never paste from Word!

This happened some time ago, I just found this log in my ST folder and I thought I'd share it here:

It was when thenewteddy requested a pound symbol £, so I pasted it from Word into the chat box, pressed enter and...

thenewteddy: I need help

>> someone give me the UK pound symbol.

roger51: deathtoall

zezug: deathtoall: Canadians beat syrup smugglers with you!

thenewteddy: plz?

hittwice99: 14.00 Normal 0 false false false EN-GB X-NONE X-NONE /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow: yes; mso-style-priority:99; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0cm 5.4pt 0cm 5.4pt; mso-para-margin-top:0cm; mso-para-margin-right:0cm; mso-para-margin-bottom:10.0pt; mso-para-margin-left:0cm; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi; mso-fareast-language:EN-US; } £

zezug: thenewteddy: uhh

hittwice99: whopes

roger51:

thenewteddy: thanks

astronelson: They actually have a Navy. Their combat force is two (2) frigates.

shaddow_assassin: thenewteddy: £

hittwice99: it is there!

shaddow_assassin: D:

thenewteddy: I see

roger51: shaddow_assassin: D: D: D:

meister1235: hittwice99: don't copy from word

hittwice99:  Sorry, I won't do that again!

shaddow_assassin: roger51: oh D: yourself

[DCMetro34 577]

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[Follarch 326]

When Trolls transcend websites...

[TheNewTeddy 5]

  Edited March 1, 2011 by TheNewTeddy  

[Follarch 326]

SimNation: anyone here the roomer of Canada considering having a 6month military force? as in they were run at half capacity most of the time

SimNation: leaning on the military power of the US to provide the cushion XD

Archean ill tell you a conspiracy. every reboot was actually a cyber attack by nelson, vincey and connor. they joined up to cause the outages so they can cause uproar and chaos. And then when it was at a peak, they would overtake SimTropolis and turn it into a roadgeektopolis!

nuomega457: ...I saw that list a long long time ago and I can't remember the name of the building ploppable mod

deathtopumpkins: Archean: D:

Blue Lightning: Writing cj update!

deathtopumpkins: And posted, apparently

krbe: Yeah, when you sleep with an alien and get two kids with one you ought to be aware :|

Aontan: krbe: well there isn't any other logical explanation. :|

Blue Lightning: deathtopumpkins: Thats just replies

deathtopumpkins: Blue Lightning: Oh, I just saw the gmail notification

Wrightguy0:

Blue Lightning: I want to post dammit :|

Archean And then from there, they would expand their internet influence, recruiting the millions until they controlled every department of transportation office, IN THE WORLD! Every freeway, thoroughfare and beltway would be under their control!

Wrightguy0: Archean: :|

Blue Lightning: Archean: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

Archean Quick! Inform the NAM team of their treachery!

Archean unless...

Archean They're in on it too!!

Archean All is lost!

[krbe 193]

Don't discuss government and society using metaphors with a physicist.

Disorder: Power leads to corruption

Disorder: everytime

[…]

astronelson: Power = Current x Resistance, and an increased current corrodes.

[…]

astronelson: Er... Current x Voltage

[…]

astronelson: I haven't done electronics in a while.

Just don't.Disorder: Money makes the world go round and its not stopping anytime soon

[…]

astronelson: Disorder: Actually, the law of conservation of angular momentum makes the world go around. Sorry about that.

  Edited March 26, 2011 by krbe  

[Ol' Michiganian 6]

Just played an aviation guessing game on the chat. Game-related quotes are bolded.

The187inDetroit Who wants to play an aviation-releated guessing game?

Sohcahtoa82: The problem is, there's no way to know that its New City (14) and not New City (20) or any other city number.

iowndiscti: oh yeah

Exla357 feels the emenations of tacos coming from mithokeys head

Zezug left the room. (Logged out)

Mithokey:

Exla357: mmmmm tacos

Wrightguy0: so....

Sohcahtoa82: So when the other player wants to download your city for the first time, how do they know which city number they need to delete and replace with the named city file?

Mithokey: i need to see who's in HD

Wrightguy0: bored now

Wrightguy0:

Mithokey left the room. (Going to the help desk)

ecoba: //4 BRITNEY SPEARS - Toxic //4

Sohcahtoa82: Simple answer: They don't.

Exla357: Sohcahtoa82: in the region view, click on the city tile where you want to import, select import city, and coose from there

Exla357: its quite simple

Sohcahtoa82: Yes there's that

The187inDetroit Which city has two airports, one is named for a World War II genersl, the other named for a World War II battle?

_marsh_: sigh...

The187inDetroit general*

Sohcahtoa82: I know this one

Sohcahtoa82: I heard it recently

iowndiscti: not unless you upload a map at first and give it a grid, make each city a large tile, and then name them on an first come first serve basis [ if im not mistaken when simcity renders it renders horizontially, meaning that new city 5 is either directly to the right or left of new city 4]

Sohcahtoa82: In any case, even once that was all done, it still became a pain in the ass if lots of players had uploaded cities since the last time you played

iowndiscti: true

Sohcahtoa82: Of course, this could probably have been handled server-side with a link that would create a .zip of only the last updated cities

Exla357: Sohcahtoa82: smart

Sohcahtoa82: I dunno though. I like my SVN idea better.

The187inDetroit Chicago.

Sohcahtoa82: SVN turns it all into 1 click

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Sohcahtoa82: 1 click updates your city on the server and downloads the updated cities to your computer

The187inDetroit Does the Boeing 777 really have three jet engines?

ecoba: //4 BRITNEY SPEARS - Radar //4

Need4Camaro: Im sure it does

Exla357: The187inDetroit: no

Exla357: The187inDetroit: md 80 or dc 10

The187inDetroit Which U.S. Airports are served by the A380?

Exla357: The187inDetroit: LAX and idk

The187inDetroit JFK Airport

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Sohcahtoa82: anyways

The187inDetroit Which airports are completely surrounded by high-rises?

Sohcahtoa82: I think I'm gonna head out and play somethign

iowndiscti: tokyo's is on one side

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: if you do not agree, i will make this public

_marsh_: Coolguy 2011: Gladly

Exla357: The187inDetroit: Umm Hong Kong i think

Sohcahtoa82: I dunno but I remember having airplane crashes in SC4 from surrounding my airport with high density buildings

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_:

Exla357: The187inDetroit: its dangerous

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: I thought so

Exla357: Coolguy 2011: Make what public?

The187inDetroit Is it possible to find aircraft in a three-cabin configuration?

_marsh_: Coolguy 2011: I didn't mean I agree, I meant I'd gladly have this in public.

iowndiscti: its awkward to have a airport in the middle of the city

Coolguy 2011: Exla357: Our "conversation"

confused04: really, grow up... black mail on ST :\

Exla357: Coolguy 2011: ohhh ok

_marsh_: Apparently joking about education is bad and harms people emotionally.

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: Then I hope you can agree to shut up about this one topic ok?

Exla357: _marsh_: COUGH marsh COUGH

The187inDetroit What is the most-travelled regional airline?

Sohcahtoa82: What the hell did I miss?

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: it does to me :|

Sohcahtoa82: Lufthansa?

Coolguy 2011: Sohcahtoa82: everything

_marsh_: Saying sarcastic comments like "Cool people don't go to school" is as bad as saying the n word.

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iowndiscti: maxis should have made international airports satisfied by regional demand [ like in real life]

Sohcahtoa82: There's nothing wrong with the n word. Black people say it all the time.

Exla357: Sohcahtoa82: coolguy was talking abot being cool and we told him cool kids dont do HW

Exla357: _marsh_: Not true

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: well i have all the right in the world to take my education seriously

iowndiscti: Sohcahtoa82: there is something wrong with the N word, im ashamed that my race says it

Exla357: _marsh_: its prejudice

Wrightguy0: Sohcahtoa82: wait, what?

Sohcahtoa82: Being an uneducated idiot is the "in" thing right now though.

Coolguy 2011: Exla357: Exactly

Sohcahtoa82: Why do you think "The Jersey Shore" is such a popular TV show?

deathtopumpkins: :|

Exla357: Sohcahtoa82: if "in" is failing at life

iowndiscti: )

_marsh_: How the hell is badmouthing education prejudice?

Sohcahtoa82: It is

Wrightguy0: :|

The187inDetroit Which aircraft is popular with the Express, Connection and Airlink brands of airlines?

Coolguy 2011: Sohcahtoa82: being "in" is not always yo first priorty

Sohcahtoa82: Oh I agree 100%

iowndiscti: true

Exla357: The187inDetroit: look it up

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: People actually care marsh!!!!!!!!!

Sohcahtoa82: But it doesn't change the fact that intelligence isn't "cool"

iowndiscti: pfft, i wish you could have said that to my older sister :|

_marsh_: People also care about joking.

Exla357: Coolguy 2011: "What is right is not always cool, what is cool is not always right"

_marsh_: About actually having fun in life rather than taking it so seriously all the time

Ded: Oh 'ello

Ded:

Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: WHAT IN THE HELL DOES JOKI

Exla357: _marsh_: Theres a middle ground

Coolguy 2011: NG HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?????

Exla357: Coolguy 2011: _marsh_: SHUT YP

iowndiscti: i disagree Sohcahtoa82. intelligence is cool, Pedanticness isn't

The187inDetroit What was the first low-cost airline?

Exla357: Exla357: SHUT UP

Exla357: The187inDetroit: are you doing a report or something??

The187inDetroit no

Sohcahtoa82: Take life seriously during your education so that when you finish and get a degree, you have the qualifications to get a decent job so you can have the MONEY to have all the fun you want

_marsh_: Coolguy 2011: It has everything to do with it.