10 Words That Dont Exist, But Should

[simmax 0]

to lazitate (also lazytate) : to hesitate between two or more choices because you want to do as little as possible.

[iMacWin95 0]

acrodysentary - (n.) sickness of heights
thing-a-ma-bobber-wacha-ma-call-it-do-hickey (n.) (NOTE: other permutations may exist) what you say when you don't know the name of something
basises (pl. n.) - plural of basis. I tried to use it and variations for five minutes before I turned to my dictionary.

[Gryphonite 0]

I got sent these in an email today:

BLAMESTORMING - Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER - A manager who flies in, makes a lot of noise, c***s on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS - The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

CUBE FARM - An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIE DOGGING - When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause from a promotion because there may be cake.) 

STRESS PUPPY - A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE - The fine art of whacking the hell out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE - The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded administrivia needless paperwork and processes.

404 - Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message 404 Not Found, meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND - That minuscule fraction of time in which you realise that you've just made a BIG mistake.

BOBFOC - Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch.

JOHNNY-NO-STARS - A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical adolescent who works in a burger restaurant. The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

~dude, please don't speak of the subjects I deleted from the thread. thanks A.C.~

[vidioman 21]

SALMON DAY - The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

I've had many of those

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Date: 3/29/2005 6:06:43 PM
Author: Ratieya455
FOON-Same thing as a spork.

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Or how abount the real term runcible spoon?

Then there's

basterflatt'nfrigganitti'npackalumeh What you yell when you need to swear in mixed company or in front of kids.

[MallowTheCloud 41]

Date: 3/30/2005 12:43:47 PM
Author: kwilley52601

Author: ardecila buttal - there's a rebuttal, so why not a buttal?

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And wouldn't you have to 'frigerate' something to then refrigerate it?

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And along similar lines.... the word debate.

bate (bayt) - 1)n. An argument in which the source of the argument is something the arguers agree upon. 2)v. To have a bate. [The man and woman bated about lack of water. The politicians agreed that education must be improved, and began to bate.]

[Bookworm 1]

Fizzbopp- What happens when you shake a soda can, and then open it. Siblingology- The study of your siblings.

Iwannat- What your sister says when you get a new video game.

Oblivious- Somthing that is so obvious, it makes your head spin.

Superbore- All the TV shows your siblings like. 

 

[rubberduck 3]

Date: 4/2/2005 3:59:02 PM
Author: Bookworm

Oblivious- Somthing that is so obvious, it makes your head spin.

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Umm...Oblivious is a word...

[nosoupforyou 9]

Date: 3/26/2005 11:07:29 PM Author: Duke87

Bozone: The bubble of space around a stupid person that prevents intelligent thought from entering

Urodocciation: the process or act of peeing in the shower.

Controxitis: Cramps resulting from prolonged use of an X-Box controller

Mucorecyclation: The process of swallowing excess snots.

Gassestaticism: The state of enjoying the smell of one's own farts.

Tearodormisis: The act or process of crying oneslef to sleep.

Scabomangiitis: The act of picking off one's scabs and eating them.

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there is a name for that... it's called carpel-tunnel syndrome

[Joesocwork 4]

And if you get those cramps while sitting on the floor it's carpet-tunnel syndrome!!!

[masher 3]

*crickets sound**crickets sound*

[Duke87 1,070]

Date: 4/2/2005 4:03:35 PM Author: nosoupforyou

Date: 3/26/2005 11:07:29 PM Author: Duke87

Bozone: The bubble of space around a stupid person that prevents intelligent thought from entering

Urodocciation: the process or act of peeing in the shower.

Controxitis: Cramps resulting from prolonged use of an X-Box controller

Mucorecyclation: The process of swallowing excess snots.

Gassestaticism: The state of enjoying the smell of one's own farts.

Tearodormisis: The act or process of crying oneslef to sleep.

Scabomangiitis: The act of picking off one's scabs and eating them.

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there is a name for that... it's called carpel-tunnel syndrome

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Actually, it's Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, not carpel

[the_new_simman 5]

Hmm...Interesting thread. Here's my words:

$%&^! - adj. A person who is new to something and is totally and idiot.

n00blar - adj. Worse than a $%&^! see n00blar blooblar

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Here are some of mine

snain (n): Snow and rain mix.

cerealitastrophe (n): when you knock over a full cereal box and the cereal goes everywhere.

cerealitastropher (n): person who causes lots of cerealitastrophes.

snowanger (n): what you feel when school should have been canceled due to snow but it wasn't.

[Joesocwork 4]

Thought of a new one during my lunchbreak!!https://www.simtropolis.com/idealbb/images/smilies/9.gif width=15>

Nag-and-Run -when a loved one ( ie. spouse/boy-girlfriend/parent) in the middle of a telephone conversation brings up a gripe and then wants to hang up before you can answer.

[your_adress_here 11]

I wonder what my english teacher will say when I put these words in my next essay!

[Joesocwork 4]

Date: 4/23/2005 9:34:45 PM Author: your_adress_here I wonder what my english teacher will say when I put these words in my next essay!

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Hopefully laugh at the sillier ones, since the more vulgar are gone due to good vigilance of our moderators! -JoeSocWork

[Joesocwork 4]

Yeah, I yet again could have started a new thread, but sometimes bumping old threads to new directions are more fun.

I want to reverse the original intention of the thread to see if the membership could come up w/ a new word for the following:

 

After a long day at work, yet again , I'd like to know what fun word to call a meal that gets started, get interrupted for an emergency meeting or set of errands, and then gets resumed a couple of hours later, almost as if they were two meals in one (or one meal in two ).  I experience these way too many times a week.

 

 

Guys or Gals?? 

[defcon pilot 0]

Wish people wouldn't verb words. If you can't use proper English, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. Enough of that, it may be offensive...
Macrophobia: Fear of large animate or inanimate objects. I don't know if it's a word, and frankly, I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

[vidioman 21]

Vocabularium: my own personal lexicon of words, many of which English! Some of which floib.

Floib: see glorbs.

Fract: Freedom fact!

Truthiness: Will we ever know?

[simoplis_mayor 3]

Baloney and chsese- n. somethimg is not right or fake

[Joesocwork 4]

Date: 1/28/2006 2:32:06 AM Author: defcon pilot
Wish people wouldn't 'verb' words. If you can't use proper English, DON'T SAY ANYTHING. Enough of that, it may be offensive... 'Macrophobia: Fear of large animate or inanimate objects.' I don't know if it's a word, and frankly, I'm too lazy to look it up right now.

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Or write it instead and watch the language grow!

[humanleague 2]

Leindaufen.  (Line-dowfen)  A geological landform found in Wales.