And, We're Walking...

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Entry posted by Schulmanator · January 21, 2016

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Provincia: And, we're walking...

The newly formed Provincia District is o the southeast coast and near the cape and the Harar border. The first town to be built in the district is the new capital for the area, Jamestown, named for the recently-born Prince James, son of Grand Duke Splunt and his wife, Baroness Christi. Prince James has not yet assumed many royal duties, though he has been appointed an Admiral in the Royal Schulmania Navy. His command is the Second Fleet, based out of Marshall Naval Base in Otfoxx, Wirdilia, Mookimia. Let's see what else is going on in Provinicia.

You ever been on one of those tours where the tour guide takes you through places, but gives you only long enough for them to say their spiel before they herd everyone along? You know the one... "...and, we're walking..." as they keep you moving, whether you want to or not. Well, you get that kind of tour today. Get ready to have some fun. Or not. We get paid the same either way.

First, an overview of our town...

Now you can see where we're going. And, we're walking...

Schnullerhof Train Station offers daily connections to Wirdleonia and The Wirdleplex and points beyond. Great for train watching if you don't have a ticket. And, we're walking...

The Feline Services Building consolidates services available through the Bureau of Feline Affairs. If you have not resurfaces your scratching post, bring it by and the experts will help you make it its scratchiest. And, we're walking...

Right behind City Hall is a collection of nice shops. Noah's Arks & More offers fine wooden sailing vessels... suitable for two or multiples of two. Next door is Goals R Us, selling accessories for cat hockey. Never heard of cat hockey? Cats push around a puck filled with catnip. Get it in the goal to score. No sticks required... paws are good enough to do the job. And, we're walking...

Jamestowne Market is the hub of retail activity in town. Catnip Oreos? Got 'em. Strained roasted chicken? Got it. Little plastic cubes that make noises when you swing them around? Oh yeah. Clickety-clackety things with lots of colorful stuff moving around? You betcha! Canadian bacon drizzled with maple syrup? Probably. Finished shopping? And, we're walking...

As we stroll down to Wirtington Circle, where James Street splits into James Street Upper and James Street Lower, we can pause to watch the 11 AM turtle parade. The cutest turtles in town, escorted by the cutest kittens in town, amble about the circle a few times to be admired and make spectators swoon with delirious sweetness overload. Have you ooohed and aaahed enough yet? You'd better! And, we're walking...

Let's do some learning at Turtle Kitty School. Then, we can hang out on the playground. The cool kids will let us play on the slide with them! Wheeee! Let's stay until recess is over. Then, we'll head on. And, we're walking...

At the March 30 Commemorative Arch, the West Forest Tavern always has some great snacks. We can get us some strained vegetables. But, after we eat it all up, we can get strained brownies a la mode. THAT'S what I'm talking about! And, we're walking...

Our final stop is back home on Turtle Kitty Lane. What a great adventure! Now, it's nap time.