The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

defcon:  That sounds more like fluent teenager. 

Moose:  Haha, yeah.  I do enjoy poetry, though finishing someone else's work would be hard...   Heh, I thought I wrote long - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow's "Evangeline" is the longest piece of poetry I have ever read in my life, stretching out to nearly twenty pages in our literature book.  It was also incredibly boring. 

Whoa, that is some banana split.    I will enjoy it immensely. 

[djrules5454 5]

Originally posted by: N_O_Body DJR:  Large bowl of Jewish Penicillin served.  Matzos?quote>

Aaauuughhh! I'm allergic to penicillin! How about azithromycin?

[defcon pilot 0]

BlondeTwiggy: I've never heard anyone from other states use it. And even if I am wrong, it originated here. Well, a lot of it originated among surfers. But the rest of it came from here.

N_O_Body: Wha? "Fer shur"? :\

[defcon pilot 0]

@#$%. Another post eaten.

[Eastwinn 6]

N_O_Body: Two reasons 1. I have a timer going at all times, I think sleeping will interupt the timer, 2. When it is not doing anything ( as in, it hasn't been five minutes), it hardly effects the computer speed but when it is doing something (checking for the current users on line), anything that uses up a significant amout of CPU will disturb it a possible cause it to become unresponsive. Surfing around on the internet is a bad idea. I don't mind using my mom's computer.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

DJR:  You see what a sanitized education you have had.  In my crowd, Jewish Penecillin is chicken soup.  I doubt a Z-pac would be a substitute.  My favorite Jewish mama would be ashamed of you.

DP:  You don't speak ancient Californian, eh?  "Fer shur" is a Valley Girls expression.  By the way, there is one farm around here that has a valley.  We were going by one day and it was full of grazong cows, and I said to my wife "Valley Girls eat grass".  and she nearly drove off the road in a fit of giggles.

Eastwinn:  It depends on just how accurate you really want to be.  Are you making allowances for packet travel, too?

[Eastwinn 6]

I have a clever little system for keeping things as accurate as possible. It's a bit much to explain though. Currently I don't care too much about accuracy (though I do want to be accurate for the most part) because I want to create a graph that shows the general shape of users online. This is why I will be doing this for multiple days. I purposly started tests at friday night so that my tests are done when most people aren't working. I'll do a five day test on monday through friday to create a different graph later.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

defcon:  Well, I talk like that alot. 

[jacqulina 162]

hi everyone can i sit with you debs coke please

[Ryan B 35]

Hey everyone - it's been a while since I've been in here.  Way to get to 150 pages!

I've got another hockey game today - it's going to be hot in there!  I need a good pre-game meal and plenty of fluids.  So I'll go with my usual buttered pasta and a glass of water to start.  I'm sure more water will be needed as the day goes on. 

[justanothersim86 83]

Man, have I not been here in a longgg while. I'll have some vegetables (carrots and celery for me). Healthy food is the way to go.

Post number 700! A round of drinks on me for this pointless occasion!

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

congrats on 700 ! 

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Eastwinn:  Yes, a seven day performance, a weekend performance, and a weekday performance would be interesting.  Since you are external, you can't locate the source of each connection, which would be interesting from a world-wide basis of who's on when.

MsD: Canadian Club and 7up served.  Happy to see you.  Deb, did you ever put the large, underground factory of yours on the STEX?

Jacky: Coca-cola served.  Hi, Jacky, how's it going?

ryanb_sc4:  Pasta with clarified butter served.  A litre glass of ice water accompanies.  I take it there is no air cooling for the game.  (Is it outside?).  Drop back after and well help cool you out.  I'll have one of the wranglers give you a good lunge, and then we can brush you down.

justanothersim86:  700?  Ok, good so far, I guess.  Requested food served.    We all thank you for your round.  I'll have a Horse's Ass.

[Fred_Ginger 1]

Hi everybody, Deb invited my in to have a drink to celebrate my sixtieth birthday! John, I'll have a white wine please.

[Ryan B 35]

Originally posted by: N_O_Bodyryanb_sc4:  Pasta with clarified butter served.  A litre glass of ice water accompanies.  I take it there is no air cooling for the game.  (Is it outside?).  Drop back after and well help cool you out.  I'll have one of the wranglers give you a good lunge, and then we can brush you down.quote>

 

Nope, there was no air cooling.  It was indoors, too.  Not good.  Horrible result today - we got goose-egged and pretty much eliminated from the playoffs.  I skated harder than I've ever skated in my life, so I'm beat.  Now it's time for "fun hockey".

[brancra 1,140]

Sixty years young...wow, think of all the things that you have witnessed in your life...

And hey, you're not afraid to admit your age! Good for you Fred_Ginger! Accept continuing maturity with style and grace, and may you get better with age, as the white wine you drink.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

FanG:  Happy Birthday Vicki.  Since you ask for a white wine, I hope you'll like our choice.  Veuce Cliquot served frappee in a nice tall flute.  Enjoy the bubbles.  60?  Infant!

MsD:  If you will put that cake on the bar, the autosystem will provide service for you.  Here, have a glass of champers with Vicki.  Veuve Cliquot served.

ryanb_sc4:  The Factory is serving champers for Vicki's birthday.  Veuve Cliquot served (virgin if necessary).

brancra:  Well, have a glass of this champers, too.  There is caviare on the bar to help it along.

[your_adress_here 11]

Are we alowed outside food?

[defcon pilot 0]

BlondeTwiggy: It came from here, I assure you. Made in California.

N_O_Body: Haha. Actually, there are people who eat grass - most of them live in Japan. Companies get huge profits selling barley grass drinks over there.

Seriously, I have doubts about the health benefits of one eating their own lawn.

justanothersim86: Welcome back, and congrats on your 700th post!

Fred_Ginger: Congratulations! A toast to your 60th birthday!

ryanb_sc4: Heh. I used to do hockey... classes, anyway. Still, I got pretty hot. I would always drink a lot of ice water afterward.

[Ryan B 35]

N_O_Body: It'll have to be a virgin until 11 September.

[Ryan B 35]

MsD: You're more considerate than the kids in Texas high school were on the actual day that it happened. I thank you!

Speaking of the 9 / 11 tragedy, there's a movie premiering on 9 August called " World Trade Center ". I want to see it.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: your_adress_here Are we alowed outside food?quote>

If you order outside food, the autosystem will teleport it in for you.  You can carry it yourself if you like.

ryanb_sc4:  A portentious date.  I'll be 69 9 days later.

MsD:  Not yet.  The board has been very busy in my lists.  Will do so soon, and let you know.

[s.i.X 13]

69 is a wonderful age. Unless you opened a chain of restaurants where large-breasted females serve chicken wings.

But, they're very good chicken wings.

[sloppet 3]

darn, I'm hungry... one steak please!

[jacqulina 162]

hi n_o_body yes i am ok thanks hows you just a coffee please thanks

[Eastwinn 6]

N_O_Body: It would be amazing what I could do if I could tell where each person loged on was living. I could create an animated map representing, with little dots, people logged on all over the world. Saddly, I have no idea how I would do that.

[Ryan B 35]

Originally posted by: s.i.X 69 is a wonderful age. Unless you opened a chain of restaurants where large-breasted females serve chicken wings.

But, they're very good chicken wings.quote>

 

[fishstix001 0]

I could go for a frozen mudslide...just without the vodka... I don't need that

[Firebird 40]

That would be interesting Eastwinn. It would also be even more interesting if that animated map were Google Earth..

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Try to serve some healthy food for a Gremlin. Just say a meal of some sort.

I'll let you know if you did good nor not.