The Moose Factory (virtual Bar & Grill)

[defcon pilot 0]

Twiggy loves to write,

Especially nice haikus.

English is her fave.quote>

Haikus aren't Western, they're Japanese.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Moose: Mmm, sounds good!  Just what I need. 

Defcon pilot: Eh, I meant English class, like in school, but that would have been too many syllables.  lol

[defcon pilot 0]

I knew that. Why can't anyone tell when I'm not being serious?

But they are Japanese. I said that to ensure no confusion.

[simcityblowup 0]

Well,i did'nt noticed the other bloody mary.But two is better than one.*SLURP* Hey what did you put inside my drink?? (started talking nonsense) *BURP*.Yeee-aah,i'm a drunken rat,so what?? *BURP* Oww,my stomm-mac...(falls to the ground and start snoring loudly).

[djrules5454 5]

I'm in a germ bubble to protect everyone around me. I have viral bronchitis AND pneumonia(sp?). I hate it when I get struck by double ailments!

I'll take a 4 liter container of water for today, I'm that thirsty.

Reminder: I did say I was in a germ bubble. It is very indestructable for your health as well.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

^^ I guess the autoserver detected that s/he wanted to get loaded.

DJR:  Autosystem teleports the water in.  How about some chicken broth?  We have a fine clear broth, very hot.  Good for what ails ya.

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Originally posted by: defcon pilot I knew that. Why can't anyone tell when I'm not being serious? quote>

I don't know... maybe because I'm a blonde...

[djrules5454 5]

Originally posted by: N_O_BodyDJR:  Autosystem teleports the water in.  How about some chicken broth?  We have a fine clear broth, very hot.  Good for what ails ya.quote>

That's good. I'll take that then.

[jacqulina 162]

debs yes its fun lol,could i just get a coke please

[defcon pilot 0]

Originally posted by: BlondeTwiggy

Originally posted by: defcon pilot I knew that. Why can't anyone tell when I'm not being serious? quote>

I don't know... maybe because I'm a blonde... quote>

Meh. Don't be so hard on yourself. (I'm a hypocrite in that respect... )

[Eastwinn 6]

Hey guys! Great news! I have created a program (with Visual Basic) that can look up the population of ST. This makes it possible to easily graph ST's growth! Why did I do this? Well that's obvious, I'm bored out of my mind!

[defcon pilot 0]

Haha! Interesting.

So, you mind posting it?

[sloppet 3]

one Pepsi please

[jacqulina 162]

hi everyone coffee please

[Eastwinn 6]

The program is hard to work with and still buggy, so I won't post it, nut I am doing some tests. I'm going to graph the amount of users online through out the day acurate up to five minutes.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

DJR:  Large bowl of Jewish Penicillin served.  Matzos?

Jacky:  Coca-cola served.  Gotta keep up those ol' caffiene levels, eh?

Eastwinn:  If you want to play with programming, you might find it interesting to see how few instructions you would need to make a magic square of any odd order.  A magic square is one that adds up to the same number in all directions, using numbers starting at 1 and end up at the square of the order.  E.g.

Magic Square of Order 3

6	1	8
7	5	3
2	9	4

Sorry if the alignment isn't that great.  Then, of course, the proof of the program is in the printing.  Try one at order 5 and order 7.  That gets big enough.

sloppet: Pepsi-cola served.  You would like des patates frites with that, hien?

jacky:  Hi, didn't see you leave.  Coffee served.

[defcon pilot 0]

Hmm. Whilst surfing Wikipedia, I found an article on Area 51.

That isn't so much of a surprise, though.

I'll have penne rustico.

BTW, I added a new sig image. (Which isn't news, but hey.)

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Originally posted by: defcon pilot

Originally posted by: BlondeTwiggy

Originally posted by: defcon pilot I knew that. Why can't anyone tell when I'm not being serious? quote>

I don't know... maybe because I'm a blonde... quote>

Meh. Don't be so hard on yourself. (I'm a hypocrite in that respect... ) quote>

I am always hard on myself...

New sig image eh... fluent Californian... I wasn't aware they had their own language... but I do love California... it is my favorite state

Eastwinn: rofl, so you make programs with Visual Basic when you're bored out of your skull? Wow... what a nerd... nah, jk, you're awesome...

[brancra 1,149]

Ah, Area 51...makes me think of Bob Lazar...if you don't know who that is folks, look it up in wikipedia or something.

I'll take a sweet tea, with a little lemon juice stirred in.

[s.i.X 13]

Return, we all must

To a spree of Haiku-ing.

It will be joyous.

[jacqulina 162]

sure have caffiene keeps me awake lol,coffee please

[Eastwinn 6]

N_O_Body: We do magic squares in spanish class all the time (don't ask why). I could probably come up with some program to create/solve a magic square but with my other program sucking data out of simtropolis, I wouldn't be able too. That's why right now, I'm using my mom's computer.

Twiggy: Awesomely a nerd!

[paperboy15 4]

N_O_Body: Sobe Energy please!

defcon pilot: I speak fluent Californian too (the Central Valley dialect...not the loser SoCal one)! It took a few years, but I have finally achieved it in my switch from "Northwestern" to "Californian". In other words, I now say soda instead of pop and B of A instead of Bank of America. hehe...

[BlondeTwiggy 43]

Here's some SimCity 4 Haiku I wrote a while back, but forgot all about until now. 

Part One

Prim, tidy houses

In a culd-e-sac, standing

Neatly in their rows.

Small-town commercial--

Only used car dealerships

And diners are built.

Clean, open farm fields

Keep air free from pollution,

Bring fresh vegetables. 

Part Two

Stately apartments--

High rises and pools on top

Appear very soon.

Tall, steel skyscrapers

Majestic in their standing

Point firmly skyward.

High tech industry

Is quite a welcome relief

From small factories. 

Whew, that was a lot of haiku.  And, yeah, it's cheesy.  Oh well

Eastwinn: BW is still teaching me to be one. 

Some ice cream sounds good, please, it's very hot outside. 

[gurrgkud 2]

a cookie, please.

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

*A black flying saucer lands in the parking lot and various aliens exit the craft, and then sit down and order food*

[jacqulina 162]

hey leech i think your autoservers running out,could i have a coffee please

[defcon pilot 0]

BlondeTwiggy: Correction: We have our own dialect. For instance, I use "like" in all the "wrong" places, say "totally" and "awesome" a lot, etc. etc. etc.

BTW, nice haikus (if a little "cheesy").

brancra: Ah yes, Bob Lazar. Guy who says he worked on UFOs in Nevada, right?

paperboy15: Heh. I live near the Bay.

[A Nonny Moose 8,262]

Originally posted by: defcon pilot Hmm. Whilst surfing Wikipedia, I found an article on Area 51.

That isn't so much of a surprise, though.  

I'll have penne rustico.

BTW, I added a new sig image. (Which isn't news, but hey.)

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Penne rustico served.  Would you like a little Barbara with that.  We have a nice '05.

brancra:  Tea served with a dish of lemon wedges wrapped in gauze.  The various sweeteners are on the table.

jacky:  Coffee served.  Doesn't running the Kabin keep you awake?

Eastwinn:  You mean the program uses a loop to check.  Can't you use the sleep function?  If nothing else there is a go away for n milliseconds API call.

paperboy15:  Ginseng eh?  Herbal drink served.  We know why men use ginseng, eh?

BT:  With all those haiku, how about a saga?  Maybe you could finish Samuel Taylor Coleridge's 'Xanadu'.  You know,

In Xanadu, did Kubla Kahn, a stately pleasure dome decree

Where Alph, the sacred river, ran

Through caverns unknown to man

Down to a sunless sea.

The man from Porlock took him out drinking, and he never did write more of this.

Banana split served with French Vanilla, Caramel Pecan Praline, and Hoofprints ice creams under Strawberry, Butterscotch and Chocolate syrups topped with whipped cream and three cherries.  Enjoy.  Ice Water?

Gurrgkud:  Welcome to the Factory.  First time here?  Almond cookie served with jasmine tea.

Leech10's guests:  Welcome to the Factory gentlebeings.  We hope your commestibles are satisfactory. Various orders filled.  Have any of you seen Mike Callahan lately?

Jacky:  Second cup fills up.  Here you are.

DP:  Fer shur, fer shur.  Are you from the bay, boy?

[jacqulina 162]

i think i need more activities lol to keep me awake,thanks for the coffee