ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Za 164]

Maybe, I'm not sure

Where is my left sock?

[nerdly_dood 26]

I don't know, you might want to look on your left ear, but I do know that I probably had some sort of page flip bug that kept the page from showing up when my message was posted and i didn't know it so i just hit "reply" three times and wondered if my reply showed up... so i'll go back and remove two of them.

Who is this "bush" person I hear so much about?

[AndCar 1]

High.....

What did I say??....

[Ndragonawa 37]

A: You said sumptin'.....

Q: Why am I so confused?

[waterstreet 1]

Because roughyly 14 billion years ago there was an explosion which upset a lot of people, and in the process of that explosion a few atoms were knocked astray from their intended courses. These atoms were particularly bad atoms so bad I wont even say which elements they were. Any how they ended up in your brain just a few hours ago and have caused all kinds of miss neuron connections to happen, that is why you are so confused.

If Jesus rose from the dead does that make him a zombie?

[Hamish 1,370]

No, zombies are re-animated corpses, not the living dead...

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?

[pagenotfound 53]

No, the gorilla in the closet is just misunderstood.

What is 5?

[Lord-myre 0]

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

Why does it rain downward?

[pagenotfound 53]

Because the exemplar file for rain tells it to go downward and because im awesome

What is a toilet?

[rct3twins 14]

A thing that is similar to a computer - It connects to other toilets thru sewers.

Are you my mommy?

[Hamish 1,370]

Ooh, not this time.

How do you know when you've run out of invisible ink?

[Superchan 23]

when you touch the pen and it does not feel wet

whats a better engine for a supra, gavo 12 or gavo 24?

[azndude 1]

Either the gavo 12 or the gavo 24.

Am I asian?

[newyorkrunaway1 110]

0_0

nope, american

why aren't sunglasses made of sun or glasses?

+ =

[BuggUla 405]

Ummm... cause the sun is not around at night but sunglasses can be...

Why is it called a building when it is already built?

[Superchan 23]

cause they want you to ask questions

why does a walking taco not walk

azndude, if you have ever watched 2 fast 2 furious you would have answered "i didnt know pizza places made engines"

[Hahayoudied 3]

Because it is a lie.

Why is a lie?

[Lyhoko Leaci 770]

Why is a truth. Everyone knows that.

What is the triangular root of a turnip?

[JJC12321 0]

A stupid story.

Why do llamas rule the world?

[Duke87 1,070]

Probably has something to do with all that new groove.

*epic techno beat plays* What is love?

[Hamish 1,370]

Not that techno beat thats for sure.

What is the answer to life?

[Muck308 55]

Venitian blinds. Most certainly

*with bad east london accent* Where do you keep your evil?

[torontotransit 2]

on orion's belt.

How many bacteria does it take to screw in a lightbulb??

[Duke87 1,070]

Two, but the trick is getting them inside the lightbulb. *shot*

Why is there a monkey sitting on my window sill?

[Hahayoudied 3]

A. I don't know, but are you okay?

Q. Why do I love someone while hating the person?

[JJC12321 0]

you are a monkey

Do i smell burritos....or your armpits??

[Duke87 1,070]

Neither. You smell my feet.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[pagenotfound 53]

Mars

What is 2+2?

[Hahayoudied 3]

A: 24^24

Q: Why do I have an advertisement in my signature?

[SounderBruce 173]

A: Because John McCain forced you to.

Q: Will Wikipedia ever hold all the information of the Universe?