ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Hamish 1,369]

Cause they don't have brains to use.

But what would happen if I put the word Brain in my question?

[Raritan Express 0]

You think you're smart but make yourself look dumb.

Why are people so obsessed with their appearance?

[smstevenms 7]

A: Because we don't want to look dumb

Q: Why are you so obsessed with your looks?

[wir3d 2]

Because im sexy

Q: Do you have a bmw?

[Smarty218 2]

No, I have a Koenigsegg.

Why am I obsessed with Star Wars?

[pilotdaryl 25]

Because I like Star Wars too.

Can we ask stupid answers?

[neongamer 3]

No, because that defeats the purpose of the ask a stupid queston title.

Why? Just Why?

[smstevenms 7]

A: Why it is just why, because neongame said it is.

Q: Why are you repling to this post?

[SimRabbit 48]

a. you tell me

q. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why does he continue cracking corn, and why is there a song about it?

[brodequin666 2]

A: Because god told me.

Q: Why are all my stupid questions always getting deleted?

[smstevenms 7]

A: You need watch what you say, not everything is apporiate to say, even if it is stupid.

Q: What would your weight look like in cotton balls.

[pilotdaryl 25]

Tons of hundred-dollar bills!

What would your weight look like in cotton swabs?

[Hamish 1,369]

um, 5?

Does that also count as a question?

[smstevenms 7]

A: Only if you answered my question, since pilotdaryl asked nearly the same question I just asked!

Q: How many eggs do you need to eat, to get the gases potient enough to clear a room?

[archesrule29 0]

A: That depends. Do you like techno? Techno lovers tend to be highly flatulent.

Q: What is this- room you speak of?

[pagenotfound 53]

Closet

Where am I?

[Za 164]

Wherever you left yourself

How much wood could a groundhog chuck if a woodchuck could hog ground?

[iamthouth2 0]

quantity x

Will we ever see a black vice-president?

[iamthouth2 0]

Quantity X

Will we ever see a black Vice-President?

[smstevenms 7]

A: Two days worth, only if one day is 45degrees and the other is 33.4degrees.

Q: Did you bring enough for the whole class?

[Hahayoudied 3]

Bring what?

Should I play Sim City 4?

[Kiwi n Grapes 2]

If your mommy lets you

Whats the point of rap/hiphop

[smstevenms 7]

A: To reduce your lifespan

Q: What does WERTY mean?

[Bumdark 3]

A: It's how a mis-spelling teenager would spell "warty" to describe himself.

Q: What's in the core of Uranus? (hope that's not too risky for all y'all Mods out there...)

[Za 164]

Dense hydrogen or something, I would assume...

What's the square root of pi?

[TRNSTN 0]

Slices of apples

Where does snow come from?

[nerdly_dood 26]

A) Green.

Q) What is the sum of the IQs of everyone who has ever been banned from ST?

[wir3d 2]

A. 560

Q. If a atmoic bomb landed on you would die from the bunny above me killing you?

[pagenotfound 53]

No, but the aliens might

What is banana times the cubic root of pickle?

[octaves 4]

Cheese, duh. 

Can I have a hug?