ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Nope, just the ST police.

Are there ST Police?

[Smarty218 2]

No, but watch for the navy.

Are there ST doctors?

[pagenotfound 53]

theyre on strike

why are they on strike?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

For less money.

Does ST have money?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Caves full of it.

Are you a pirate?

[Superchan 23]

no i dont steal cheese

are you a cheeseaholic

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Aren't most of us?

What are most of us?

[Raritan Express 0]

Strike for some!

Will you strike?

[Smarty218 2]

No, I'm not feeling very violent today.

Strike who?

[2nerdy4u 1]

I don't know.

Do you?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

I thought you did.

Why is it that he didn't know?

[Superchan 23]

dont know

maybe strike her

[octaves 4]

Seeing as there is no question...which makes me VERY SAD and  VERY ANGRY and OVERWHELMED that i don't get to answer a stupid ques--Okay I'm done. 

Why is giving Free Hugs sooo fun?

[Superchan 23]

cause it is

would you strike her?

[pagenotfound 53]

OK

now what?

[djrules5454 5]

Run. Run far away.

Why should he run far away?

[2nerdy4u 1]

Evil Teddy is after him.

Are you a weird person?

[Tojglee (HUN) 2]

No. The voices in my head said I'm normal.

Can I trust in the voices in my head?

[Smarty218 2]

Yes, you must trust my minions.

Are we all figments of an insane person's imagination?

[djrules5454 5]

Maybe, maybe not. Now vanish, my little minion!

Am I insane?

[Hamish 1,370]

Yeah!?

So what about me?

[pagenotfound 53]

No, just misunderstood

What is normal?

[The_Dalai_Llama 15]

A city in Illinois, my good chum.

Remember that time back in high school when we released all those rats in the cafeteria?

[Smarty218 2]

What that wasn't the food?

Can state funded food taste good?

[SomeRandomAmerican 5]

Does state-funded food EVER taste good?

Why is it that the US is so paranoid?

[Za 164]

I dunno....insecurity maybe?

What was the score of the Ravens & Patriots game?

[Smarty218 2]

1,354,466,098,447 to 1

In whose favor?

[pagenotfound 53]

The Pistons!

what time is it?

[screamingman12 30]

Hammer time!

I received a misterious CD in the mail, should I install it?

[Hamish 1,370]

No, its those plates I sent you for your birthday.

Were you late getting the plates?